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Funny Terrorist Names - Funny SNL Videos

Here is a funny bit that was done on Saturday Night Live. They act like the department of homeland security and read off a long list of terrorist names.


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NWOFirefighterNov 06, 2009 12:20 PM
 
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I got the memo a long time ago that Muslims don't have much of a sense of humor unless they are cutting off the head of an infidel. Does anyone miss the irony of how they are wetting their garb about this comedy skit while planting roadside bombs that kill people and yelling for the total destruction of Israel?

OpenYourEyesNov 02, 2009 6:39 AM
 
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I wonder if people these days know how to give a comment without cuss words and sexual acts tainted with hatred and fear. It shows your ignorance and makes us Americans look bad! We have good and bad in every country and anyone that judges a whole nation of people from a few is poorly educated. I know Arabs -all kinds and I have never heard them use language the way we do to express ourselves.

KirekOct 31, 2009 5:49 PM
 
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I Agree With You Brother

Just4PeaceOct 31, 2009 5:42 PM
 
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Lets all forget this vedio , its not worth to fight each other , in the end brothers and sisters. And Thanks to all.

Iza Ben-FarteenOct 30, 2009 6:00 PM
 
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Thank Ala they didn't pick me out of the crowd. Probably because I am the silent type.

AchmedOct 24, 2009 5:14 PM
 
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SelfLoathingLiberalOct 14, 2009 8:19 PM
 
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Terrorists only attack us because of television like this. We must put all our women in burkas and make all tv comply to sharia law asap. We bring this on our selves

Ali BabaOct 06, 2009 4:58 PM
 
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I don't know what's so funny about this. They sound like very dangerous poeple. I went to school with Yulstrokeet Al'Waatch..

LAZOct 05, 2009 8:10 PM
 
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ROFL this is classic

*** iraqOct 02, 2009 11:00 PM
 
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shut the *** up i am racist to muslims, the al quadeia, afgahnistan, iraqi people and all those stupid ass towelheads *** you sand ***s

KnowledgeSep 28, 2009 10:43 PM
 
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I am neither muslim nor racist. All of you need to come to terms with the fact that your racist ideology has becoming powerless and obselete. What authority do you have to speak negatively and generally about a religion and people you know nothing about outside of what you see on FOX news network. I challenge all of you to explain the terms, "PRIDE" "PATRIOTISM" "MUSLIM" and "CHRISTIANITY"

KnowledgeSep 28, 2009 10:36 PM
 
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All of you are complete and utter idiots! the sketch is definitely funny! One of the best in the archives of snl. However, u idiots fail to realize that it is not targeted as the unifying mechanism for all of the radical racist imbeciles that have left comments on this page. Its a parody moreso of the failure in CONCRETE EVIDENCE the US used to justify war.

OldSchoolYouSep 22, 2009 1:14 AM
 
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great sketch! Diniro! It's a joke people. They make fun of everyone so of course they are going to make fun of terrorists. And it is a New York show ya know. If the terrorists take offense, good! Oh yeah, I got news for them: You don't get 72 virgins. You get to be Satan's B1tch! This is aimed at terrorists. If the IRA attacked the US they might be making fun of Irish names.

Floo_JediSep 09, 2009 2:35 PM
 
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I'm suprised he did not mention the real life 'Yessir I'mFat' (Yassir Arafat)

I-sheet-ma-TURBINAug 22, 2009 1:09 PM
 
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Pineapple: Hold on, I am wiping my ass with your ***ing prayer rug as we speak. You Muslim piece of shit! With our soldiers kicking your family's ass overseas, I doubt there is one virgin left, let alone 72. They can't seem to get the taste of camel out of their mouths. I am not too sure why they would even touch those nasty mouse knuckled Muslim skank bags. PS: LOVE AMERICA PSS: ON YOU :)

towel headAug 04, 2009 7:28 PM
 
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*** you y'all

y'all Jul 09, 2009 6:12 PM
 
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kiss my ass

y'all Jul 09, 2009 6:11 PM
 
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Jhess1337Jun 14, 2009 2:27 PM
 
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LMFAO, I'm using one of those for my gamer-tag on xbox live now! that's priceless

HAHHAJun 14, 2009 4:27 AM
 
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HAHAHA, man that was great.

SoldierMay 24, 2009 2:23 AM
 
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This was soo funny! hahaha SNL ROCKS FOR REAL! I really don't understand why people are hating on it. Other countries make fun of Americans and you don't see us crying about it. And besides, if I ever see neone with the name "i-zheet m'drurz," I will personally apologize..unless they are a terrorist.

*** uMay 07, 2009 2:14 PM
 
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*** all yall

cravin mooreheadJan 22, 2009 7:16 PM
 
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pineapple your a sh**t a@@ like the rest of the terrorists that end up on fire or missing body parts

Canadian PhreeLancerJan 04, 2009 5:42 PM
 
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haha, wow, great video, idiot commentors, not everyone though, just the idiots talking about how people shouldn't make fun of them. its a ***ing JOKE you idiots. Get over it and have a laugh. besides, they will kill Americans because of other reasons. Not just this. And the way I see it, if your in America, and watching this, and your an immigrant bitching about things, shut the *** up, you came to the country, probably illegaly. It's not your ***ing sandy litter box country, its AMERICA. If you don't like it, shut up and leave.

SpennieDec 31, 2008 1:13 PM
 
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"you are going to get it sooner or later because you're so stupid in america :)" Fantastic. Yes, terrorists are going to attack us for making fun of them. I'm going to go out and say the rest of the world is filled with morons. Freedom of speech ftw!

poe-emDec 16, 2008 10:37 PM
 
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THE FIRES OF HELL IS A WAITIN FOR PINAPPLE AND BIN LADEN AND ALL THE OTHER A**HOLES WILL BURN BUT IT WILL BE TO LATE TO LEARN THINGING MOHAMMED IS BETTER THAN THE SON OF GOD SOMEONE OUGHT TO TAKE TO YOUR A** A STEEL ROD-- and the sh*tman is looking for a bunch of terrorists he lacks a bunch of turds having a full load

Ignorant MuchDec 14, 2008 6:48 AM
 
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not a lot of education here?

Seldum bin LayedDec 12, 2008 9:57 PM
 
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Who is Sheik Mohammed? A muslim with more ham on his head than a porker and a live vibrator stuck up his ass.

Seldim bin FuqedDec 12, 2008 9:48 PM
 
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THANKS FOR POSTING THIS VIDEO. THESE ARE VERY DANGEROUS FOLKS WHO MAY BE LIVING NEXT TO YOU. THEY WILL NOT GIVE A STUFF ABOUT BLOWING YOUR PLACE UP. THEY WANT THEIR 72 VIRGINS SO BADLY THAT THEY WILL STOP SHORT AT NOTHING TO GET THEM..ASBOLUTELY NOTHING!!THEY HATE JUST ABOUT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING, AMERICA, RUSSIA, ENGLAND,HOLLYWOOD, BOLLYWOOD, FIREWOOD AND TIGER WOOD (THAT INFIDEL WITH SMALL BALLS AND A BIG STICK) ..BUT MOST OF ALL THEY HATE RICHARD BRANSON AND HIS VIRGIN..THEY HATE HIM BECAUSE HE DID NOT LEND THEM HIS VIRGIN PLANES TO TAKE THEM TO THEIR VIRGINS..JIHAD TO RICHARD! OSAMA HAS DECLARED A FARTWA, HOLYWAR AND SHITWAR ON HIM..DICK BRANSON BEWARE..

always amazedDec 02, 2008 6:08 PM
 
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that is a great sketch. some of the responses posted on this site however are, well, rather sad. seriously people, must we always revert to the lowest level of stupidity? its funny bc its snl, and snl makes fun of EVERYTHING. so stop spouting rude comments about arabs that only other idiots enjoy reading and go get yourself an education, come to the realization that this sketch was not created to be patriotic, or as as a cue for you to bash arabs, but instead to get some laughs with the hidden, immature, yet utterly HILARIOUS humor, and enjoy it! thank you.

DustbunnyNov 10, 2008 8:15 PM
 
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ahh this was so funny i-zheet m'drurz XD lmao.

TheAlaskan KKKOct 27, 2008 6:58 PM
 
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***in pineapples a retard who gives a shit terrorists can suckit and theyre funny to make ffun of

24/7Oct 25, 2008 6:12 PM
 
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haha this was funnyy and arabs dont wear turbans stupid.. thats the indians and indians own the 7-11 and gas stations im white but hey at least one white person knows there geography..

KA BOOMOct 19, 2008 7:59 PM
 
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Pineapple mustaf aherod upyur poupir why dont usuqua m'diq. Your stupid ***ing ass needs a nice big dick rammed into it without lubrication..get the *** over your turban..go clean your smelly terrorist ass and use your towel to dry off..if you cant take a joke then go outside and build yourself a new bomb and blow your 72 virgins out your ass..go eat dirty, filthy shit. Love, The USA ps. have fun driving your cab today pps. 711 is the shitt!

cipolleOct 07, 2008 5:40 AM
 
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Pineapple those are real names so if your a rag head you should know well. Jesus is great!

*** you pineappleOct 01, 2008 3:13 AM
 
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hey pineapple its for a laugh u stupid *** go get a life

KiwiSep 25, 2008 5:15 PM
 
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That is great! I can think of plenty of SNL skits that rip Americans apart, if not more..it's comedy so sit back and relax why don't ya. In today's world, with all of the shit that goes on everywhere (child abuse, terrorism, evilness), at least we can find outlets to laugh; otherwise, we'd all go insane. Why do so many humans have to bring racism, ethnicity, religion, whatever, into every equation in society? Maybe if more humans would just be thankful and concentrate on a little happiness, or become less bored (apparently), there just may be some hope left. Keep laughing and enjoy the time you have left..we're all equal for those who respect human kind so what does this matter? Peace out.

AnaBananaSep 21, 2008 7:37 AM
 
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Pineapple you're an idiot. SNL makes fun of anybody regardless of who they are. Its comedy. You obviously have something against Americas and America. Pack your crap and move..And if you already live abroad, stay there. No sympathy for terrorists. May the heavenly Father bless America.

carrie.ifs@hotmail.comAug 20, 2008 5:27 AM
 
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nil

*** you terroristAug 11, 2008 2:25 PM
 
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Hey pineapple. Go *** your mother. Terrorists suck the donkey dick. You'll never beat the US because we're the only country that has the balls to laugh at horrible shit like you.

EETechAug 02, 2008 11:23 AM
 
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Absolutely the funniest comedy skit I've ever seen!

GTJul 21, 2008 8:49 AM
 
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***ing hilarios! I almost Shit M'drorz because of it! ROTFLMAO

YEA BOIIIJul 11, 2008 8:39 PM
 
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i'm arabic, but that was still ***in hilarious

freedomfighterJan 26, 2006 8:57 PM
 
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Its just like real life

tiaJan 25, 2006 4:50 AM
 
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that was funny SNL rocks.. thenicedevil i dont think u should be saying that about arabs.. just terrorists.. not all arabs are terrorists.. majority of arabs actually hate terrorists and they would take it as a big insult when you generalize them as terrorists!

TheNiceDevilJan 24, 2006 9:32 PM
 
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COOL VIDEO AMERICAN PRIDE! F ARABS!

VinceJan 24, 2006 8:06 PM
 
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super funny

saylorboy22Jan 24, 2006 7:48 PM
 
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omg freakin hilarious ahh to funny

CheezeJan 24, 2006 5:42 PM
 
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hilarious! lol for real.

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