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He fainted because when he was standing at attention in formation, he locked his knees, causing to blood to flow through there, so he fainted.

yeah...that maybe and he was in a desert. ever heard of heat? lol. i used to live in saudi arabia and believe me, it easily got up to 130 degrees (F). people faint!

yeah why did he fainted?

nah guys he just pretended to faint so he can get out of the army lol jk

The guy fainted because he locked up his knees by standing real straight. Soldiers are supposed to to stand straight, but with a little bend to the knee. By locking up his knees, his blood circulation was cut off and he fainted.

sleep deprived maibe

Passing out is a common occurrence. Anytime troops stand in formation, you have less circulation. If you lock your knees and slow your breathing, you're gonna fall out....

it's like 120 degrees out, and they are in full uniform, that's why he passed out!

Another example of how pudgy, unfit and pissweak the american soldiers are.

bet its american.fat sods

OMG co kid ur such a jerk get a life u fink u can treat evry1 like that but u cant so get a life jerk, and if i did tel u my location u wudnt dare cum ova so up urs

and u fink noone dares stand up 2 u, well sum people r afraid but IM NOT LOSER

and u fink u is so ard but really, my hamster is mo gangsta and ard than u'll eva be

yo i will talk about doofus america all i like with its fat people hu dont no how to hold a knife and fork and the president who's off his hed, yeh thats what im talkin about they're all freaks, im tellin ya, hu invented america? shame on them i hope they got executed dude.

futhamucka

he faked that fall cos its funny just before he hit the ground he managed to prop himself up so his backside wernt hurt to much, what a loser boot him out

Madagascar,I hope your MOTHER runs out from under the front porch and bites your leg!!

is that the best u can cum up with?seriously get real. another american tut tut

he fainted because he locked his knees I guarantee ive seen it alot in formations. (USMC)

you wud hit a girl, honestly and it wud be me kickin your hiney dude now stop talkin out of ur a$$ and geta life kid

u r sooooo lame and u cudnt fight ur way out of a wet paper bag

like i sed stop talkin out of ur a$$ co kid. u cant treat every1 like ur mum and dad treated u.yeh hope that shut u up badstyle

im going to have to agree with C.O on this, American soldiers are the best in the world

Omg You little kids need to go play games or I want to see you walk over there and stand at attention for 4 hours in 120 to 140 degree Weather and yes its 4 hours i was there.

wot u sugestin co? want to cum and do it for me huh?

co, how old r u?

u no way to much for a 3 year old dude

and goin back to ur earlier comment co, ur agreeing that they are pudgy and weak?good. goes to show what a good stand uo u ar huh. dropped urself in it there dint u

My wife is in the ARMY and said this is at the end of an 8-10 mile march at which they stand at attention with as little movement as possible for several hours. For all the smart as_es who don't think it is tough just put on that uniform and try to stand motionless in 100+ temperatures for more than an hour without any marching and see just how bad that sand feels in your clit tough guy !

U cant help it when u pass out. Usually when ur standing up for a while, locking ur knees cut the blood off and poor curculation kicks it. it can happen to anyone! plus when ur trying to be still and hod ur weapon still, ur not breathing in a rythm. its like doing all the wrong things at once. usually happens to people who are very nervous.

yo vyctoria1 is u talkin to co or me

oh right foget it then

I made a comment earlier about pudgy american soldiers and their general unfitness for duty. some tallywhacker suggested i should try it. actually i was in the service for over 7 years. you can drop into a backwater like iraq no problem. but if the quality of your training and soldiers is rubbish they cannot withstand a dedicated enemy. get as monkey mad as you like, trash it up all you want. as a trained killer the size of a small barn i'm hardly going to wet my pants about it. suck it up

hey ur all fools iv seen and have faited in formation its only partly to do with loking ur knees. ur hart stops flowing the blood to ur brain wen ur standing dead still so all u have to do is wiggle ur toes now and then

co kid u is so lame, u cant even spell our names and britain is americas big sista hu enjoys kikin americas a$$ and laffing at it

oh and u make these stupid comments about hurting us the clostes u can cum to hurting us is writing down out names on a piece of paper and scribbling on them in ur little baby scribble and even that wud cum nower near hurting us so i suggest u shut it poo kid before i shut it for u a$$hole

oh ye i got co kid out of the site, rock on me, that teaches u to mess wid tha D

oh and i got ur new username usa_kid out to

jesus,is madagasgar in love with that c.o. kid,or what?can you say creepy stalker.

erm no, i just like the name

This arguement is very entertaining, but... a wise man once said "argueing on the internet is like running in the special olypmics, even if you win, ur still a retard" so stfu both of u and stop insulting (you call those insults???) each other

confusius says "person who say's a 'wise man once told me....',really wants to bang thier mother".

har har

yeh, go bang your mom cos i cant be doing with you ruining everything you douche

yeh and i hope you got a great laff out of it cos i sure did

f**k it.its me bitches,c.o. is in the muthafukkin building.

oh crap its the.co.kid!

SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH*************TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

ok jd, fine your back, its errr good to see ya

jesus,is madagasgar in love with that c.o. kid,or what?can you say creepy stalker. OMG yeh i can say creepy stalker and you are such a little skeez, jeez yo jo watayano

yeh i can say creepy stalker its quite easy and why are you carrying on this jd? whats the point, this was over long ago when your account was blocked!just leave it alone but if you want a war you got one.

omfg, c.o kid and madascar wtf are you doing? your talking to yourself or what? god! your sappose to comment on the video!!! god...just shut up!

oh and...c.o kid and madagascar you only need one account and if something happened to your old one then you need another one but NOT for playing around!!!!

luk, i was talkin on different accounts but finally ive setteled on one, ok

nero shut the f**k up dirty shut the f**k up or you can be my next target bitch.you dont like our comments then go to another site,otherwise,f**k off faggot

and can you blame fagar for wanting to be like me and stealing my name.i mean i am the coolest muthf**ka around.even though the f**kin retard doesn't even know what c.o. stands for but that makes it even funnier. if fagar wants cool tips he shoulda just asked

cool?i dun fink so mate, im the cool one here,ok

and leave nero alone, whats he done? nuffin so leave it out

its she actually

ok j.d how bout yo team meet up wid my team and ima show yall how gangstas lean?

the.co.kid. let me just say sumthing, i remember the.co.kid who is now jdmoney but why did you have to copy him, i mean, can you not get your own names? you are a creepy stalker really, hy did you hav to go and ruin the.co.kid for jdmoney huh?is this sum little game, your a little mong and i hate you.jdmoney big ups to you, you dont deserve this kind of treatment, i say jdmoney gets his account back, the one and only the.co.kid!

and jdmoney you are a really cool guy!

jdmoney, im gonna write 2 guzer and ask them to give you the.co.kid back

joel your my boy! its about time you realize who the good guy is!!! i was defending our troops and if i must be rude to defend them, then i will. the one and only c.o. kid is back!!!!

hey madafagar! boooooooooooyaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, grandma,booyah!

you see that? the one and only the.co.kid is back! and we're gonna send you down the.co.kid, you're a crazy stalker and a freak and jdmoney is gonna track you down and kill all yo bitches and then choke you to death. so suck on that

its not fair! joelheliobustos you are so mean and jdmoney i hate you you are so horrible and horrid, england is great and america is crap!

at last we're online at the same time, so u fink england is the best huh? thats a laugh, your soldiers hardly ever do anything at all! england is so much of a dump i cant belive it.

the.co.kid. you dream of the day that you will become as cool as jdmoney. you think your cool, ha, dont make me laugh byatch

madagascar dosnt even know what c.o means(neither do i lol) but anbyway i suggest you stfu now

crap! anyway*

jdmoney, on that picture called exit signs your comment like, refers to me. is that an insult????

but remember jdmoney im not joelhelibustos im joelheliobustos, my friends told me to make this name and i had no idea that there was a person on guzer that had a similair name :(

yeah it's cool with me the name is ok, but I am just curious why add the "o" in the name. Man some people that dont pay attention are really going to get confuced. Just for the record im an this side.

im so sorry joelhelibustos i didnt even know this site till my friends told me about it so they oviously saw your name and thought cool and told me to make a name but with an o in it (how weird) and thankyou for taking it all so well coz i no if sumone had copied my name i would of had a right go at them, all respect to you joelhelibustos :~)

but you shud see madagascar he has made so many names to copy the.co.kid its unbeliveable. joelhelibustos, is there anyway at all you could possibly give jdmoney back his account which was called the.co.kid?

My first thought was to go and click on vote to delete comment and just keep doing that till Guzer realices there is somthing going on. or just contact Guzer on an email and see if they can do something. How did he take his account in the first place.

i dont get you

i wanna go to bed

just try to contact Guzer and tell them about this.

ive dun tnat already but i dont no if they have dun anytyhing

thanks for taking it so well

joelhelibustos, if someone looked on the comments and on our conversation it would look like we're talking to ourselves *_*

hey yall its me joelheliobustos but i changed my name because its not fair on joelhelibustos *_*. look on my profile

madagascar and the.co.kid. arent running their mouths now are they?

is it the same person or what?

jdmoney, i love you i want to be with you, im only doing this so i can get you to talk with me and joelheliobustos and joelhelibustos i love you to, i want to be with you all, please be with me, please please please i love you all babes

Thanks Rhydon. You are rigth it does look like we are talking to our selves. Man that gets confusing for my friends they actually thougt it was me. thankyou again. and Madagascar sry but im taken.

hey no problem! what the hell is madagascar on about? is he saying what i think he's saying? he wants to be wid us??? christ, wtf is goin on in his head?

hey yall, d'ya like my picture on me profile!

its me lol *jk*

we hav a serious wacko on our hands here guys

i think madagascar is a chick.so not gay just a slut.

joel,i answered your question on the exit sign pic. i said you were the shit..your cool. not an insult a comp.

probably fainted from the heat

p.s. my favorite pokemon is psyduck!!!!! yeah,im pretty corny.

Yeah nice pic rhydon I forgott about putting pisturs in the account. nice touch.//// i cant find the exit sign picture i forgott what i wrote but i know you dont mean anything bad by it jd money. I'd say I would like charisar and the one before that but then again I like growler sry if i spelled it wrong its been a wile since i saw them last. I was going to sell the cards but then i decided to keep them.

awwww, thanks for being nice and psyduck is my homeboy lol!

charizard and charmeleon rock!

madagascar isnt a she or he, its a manwhore, an it!

coz u are so nice, i put your favourite pokemon on my profile

none of you are like, gonna go out with it are you?ewwwww i cant imagine the thought

joelhelibustos, can i call you joel or would you prefer joelhelibustos all the time and jdmoney what do you prefer me to call you, jd or jdmoney?

yeh im a girl called maya and im hot and cute and pretty to boot, i luv rhydon and jdmoney they're really cute and really funny, please be wiv me we'll be together forever more forever ever! dya like it, i made it up specially for you two!

what????!!! yo dis homey is ill in da head foshizzey! you can forget me goin out witchu mya i'd rather go out with a sex crazy rhino than you? i dont even know you and neither duz anyone else here and even if i did i wouldnt touch you with a stcik, so why dont u take your fat prostitute ass back to f****in england and sh** some other english c**t, so they can shove their d**ks up you fothamuckin c*nt, cheap slag, slut, whore

jdmoney, when you were saying, joel your the s***, were you reffering to me or joelhelibustos, if you wer refering 2 me, thanks a lot :D if it were to joelhelibustos, cool!

Nice touch to your profile now. Very nice. I would go for joel its alot shorter and simpler but other then that i dont mind any of them. I think maddagascar knows yall from somewhere rigth nc as u see she left me alone. I'm gladd of that.

Thanks joel, you think i know madagascar? if i knew her, i'd be over there right now kickin the hell out of her man!

jdmoney's gonna flip when he see's what she's put!

I can't wait to see jdmoneys reaction

ancient whore secret; if u cant beat em, offer to beat them off.

jdmoney, is that it?? i thought you were gonna av a fit or sumat. how.... disapointin

um maya i think you made a big bad, on ur profile it says your name is dani, so i guess i should say riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiped!!!

hey jd, joel, its madaslagar! thats quite good fo me actually lol

ode to guzer----there once was a site named guzer. that was infiltrated by this one f**kin loser. i believe madafagar's the name. for not aborting you,your parents are still ashamed. but then, at myself, i am mad. i just remembered. i am your dad. one more,for the whore and let me make myself clear. go douche or sumthin,i can smell you all the way over here. and while your at it. shave that ass beard.

yo wassup.wahey fothermucka comment there!hahaha madaslagar

THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THERE FIGHTING FOUR OUR BUTS AND TRAIN HARD AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT THEM I PETTY ALL YOU FOOLS FOR NOT SAYING ITS NOT FUNNY ALL YALL WOORIE ABOUT IS YOURSELVS!!

shut the f**k up,bitch.stay the f**k outta grown folks business.and learn how to spell ,stupid faggot.

or are u volunteering to take madafagar's place as my bitch? thats fine, i'll just direct my attention towards your faggot ass

big dawg is now c.o. kid's big bitch.

i'm doing exactly what our troops fight for. the right to say what i want,when i want and about what or whomever i choose.they're fighting to against people just like big dawg(or big douche,as i call him) and madafagar. don't try to violate my 1st amendment rights ,you commie bastard. usa usa usa usa usa

hey, big douche. first of all,what an original name! how did you become so quick witted? i must ask,though. did you put the word "big" in your screen name to compensate for "little" dawg?

co.kid, how stoopid can you get? can you not tell its me? i made the name big dawg to see what comments your mouth would run!god your soooo stupid, thicko wacko americans

whatever, prune titties

i'm about bored with you,retard

madagaslagar, get real! i know that isnt you for a start its soooo obvious so stfu, and co, how do you say douche???

douche,like croutch cleaner,as in "dont be a douche bag."

oh right, cheers!

jd, get real. its either you say it like dooshe or dou-ch, what is it

Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo!

will you f****ng stop callin him jd, its the.co.kid, you know, the original

good gawd!

nosgirl, you never post anything worth reading. your comments are retarded,unfunny,boring and just f**king stupid. if your going to have a thought you believe you must post it,please make it worth reading or, at the least,something original. you can't really think "good gawd" was so important that you just had to post it,did you? oh yeah, and how did you ever think to spell "gawd" like that? you must have stayed up all night thinking of that one. how will you ever top that?

you suck. madafagar isn't even on my level.so i'm getting bored with the dumb whore and i'm looking for a new bitch to f**k with. so, every time you post a stupid comment i'm going to f**king shread you. ahhhh c.o. has two bitches now!

i wouldnt piss on fire to put you out, coz superman aint savin shit. me+madagascar

yeh c.o. im gonna be witchu with that shreadin nosgirl all da way, heh heh this is gona be fun

till then just sit your fat ass on that f**king runway hoe

c.o--- you must have stayed up all night thinking of that one. how will you ever top that? hahaha that was a good one co, hahaha had me laughin

from now on at the end of every sentence im gonna say grrr

i kinda agree with original c.o. kid on this noss has alot of un interesting comments i sometimes i cant stand the pointless comments...

noss no offense but go get this book its called,"how to make intertesing comments for morons."

yeh, nice one nero, someone who can see that someone esle is being a spazz

grrr*

just talk to yourself rhydon dont worry, oh well, inabizzle *leaves*

oh rhydon, i fond it so sexy the way you say grrr at the end of the sentence and jd, you're so funny pretending you hate me and you to rhydon, you know, i like rhydon to, he's my favourite pokemon so why dont we get our rhydons together and me and you together huh sweetie?

frickin hell. you think we're pretending to hate you god damn this bitch. get our rhydons together?bitch they're not real and even if they wer i wouldnt let mine even look at yours good god, get out of pokedream world and enter the real world cocksucka.f**king hell wat is rong witchu bitch? as if we'd even go to all the bother of liking you?your paranoid but in reverse order!and i wud never think of seeing you and i doubt anyone would. god your crazy, thinking we love you, tinkin rhydons r real!

and guzer stop pissing blockin evrything

wahay, didnt blok that 1 did you? grrrrrrr

and stop callin him jd!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

wait a minute. dont be hasty. she could be hot

oh yeah she's british.i couldn't get past her teeth

but whatever rhy-dizzle says,i back. that's my boy.arf arf

it seems to me that i am not a person people on guzer are indifferent on. you either love me or hate me. thats fine,hate me but dont try to censore me.so i think its best for me to know who's with me and who's not. so i'm starting a click on this site,called g.c.k.- guzer's commie crushers. so if you wanna be part of g.c.k. post a comment saying so. gimme an "i'm down" or a "hell yeah" or whatever. rhydon is my left hand man. just remeber if your not with us ,your against us. gck 4 life

stop commie bastards like madafagar and mediocre dildo from censoring us and all members of guzer. gck will fight for your 1st amendment rights!! only people like hitler and saddam want to censore american's. your don't want to support hitler and mediocre dildo do you? give me or rhydon a holler to fight "the hitlers". (the hitlers members include medicore dildo,madafagar,nosgirl). join gck and tell commies you wont be censored.

hell yeah! grrr

gck for life c.o!

oh f**k havin the grrr at evry sentance its driving me nuts!

hey c.o. i hate you

go f**k your dirty bitch mom

wow, you guys all have no lives. leave each other alone. do you realize how stupid you are. like talking s**t about the war online! your all dumb. go do something worthwhile like actually fighting in thw war instead of insulting each others countries.

oh what a load of jackshit

cum on then if you think you're hard enuff!

hard enough?

wow isn't this bitch so smart he uses dehydrochloride for his name. well de-hivhavinggayguy if we met on the street you would tuck your faggy tail and run like the bitch u are. i hope your hiv turns into full blown aids and you die a slow painful death faggot.

see now the war we'll be talking about is the one with you. gck 4 life. u f**k with rhydon, u f**k with me and all gck. well, we will also talk about the war your mom has with my cocknballs

oh my jesus. "c.o. i hate you" was the best you could bring.i'm used to being hated on by jealous bitches. it doesn't matter, your mom loves me. but ,hey if i were you and the c.o. kid and rhydon were talking turns clogging my moms windpipe,i might hate them, too. but if thats the case you must hate everyone in your town

madafagar is now off the hook,congrats! gck will now be targeting dehivhavinggayguy. i also use dehivhavinggayguy's mom's mouth as a target.so it runs in the family(just like me)-p.s. did your mom happen to find my boxers?

rhydizzle...... the only thing that makes faggy hard enough is richard simmons.so i don't think he's feeling you. but i'm sure he wishes he could.

get the picture? you've done f**k up and f**ked with the wrong mutherf**kers...signed,g.c.k.--founded 2006-founding members-c.o. kid & rhydon. guzer commie krushers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

original crackwhore kid, shut the f*ck up g*ddamn!!!!!!! yapyapyap arf arf arf arf !!!!

yeah!! that wut i thought so!!!

hey wuz the nut fuzz braider,that was really weak. you really need to come harder than that. you need to come really hard next time. you need to come as hard i did with your mom sunday night

your way out of your league. not even close.tell you what.go home and concentrate, study over some of my earlier work.then come back with something good. find out something personal,like i know that your mom is a dirty whore. so i used that. and,as i knew it would, it struck a cord. see your mad and i'm laughing........so,go practice,get some game,then come try to f**k with the columbus kid. gck 4life

ok, not to piss anyone off, but i think this is kinda funny. im out. im just gonna see who wins this fight. im all for no cencorship. this is america, right? p.m.r.c. guys!

just dont censor me for trying my hand at a joke in spanish, you'll do better with more people on your side. maybe guzer will remove the censoring policy.

no, you can f**k that idea out of the window, after all this shit you've been sayin ya can go and f**k ya mom

wow all these comments in one day o.o

good call,dehydro..whatever

see,i'm not that much of an asshole. i just want to protect our rights.plus protect us from having to take time out to read something retarded like"that wuz amazing" or "wow i hope he's okay".i may break balls and talk shit but i promise i mean every word of it.i really do hate some of you bitches. gck 4 life

i mean c'mon,you bitches love it. i bet this is one of the most,if not the most,visited comment board on guzer. you bitches must think i'm funny because everytime you come on this site one of the first things you check is this board to see all the entertaining shit talking. you bitches love me or love to hate me. it doesn't matter.guzer loves me. you bitches love me(your moms do as well). i am a guzer superstar. you may cringe a little when reading my comments but your also laughing....gck 4lif

i am an asshhole but i'm also very loyal. join gck(guzer commie krushers) and we'll always have your back.wheather right,wrong or rude.

c.o. is u out of yo mind, for godsake, you is lettin dehydro or w.e join gck?christ,he cant even stop himself from running his dirty shit mouth, god help me

not kickin off at c.o. but i will kick off if u is gonna let this little glizzle hoin gck, what a joke, frickin hell

so that's what m.f c.o means!

snoooooooooooooooooooooooop, hahahaha, yeh, mey. anyone want my hotmail addy? i roll the best weed coz i got it goin on,please can i join the gck?

christ, when did you post dat crappy comment? c.o. its true sumtimes i do laugh when i read yo kickass comments, and this is da first thing i go on when i come on guzer!as for madagascar, i bet you've never seen dro in your life, nevermind roll it. christ wtf is wrong with her? but its funny coz when we fight its kinda like sibling rivalry, coz we're fighting again the next day!lol?! anyone else get that kind of impression??

oh and you can f**k that idea right out the window to about joining the gck

ha, dont worry rydon, i have no interest in joining your clan. youre too much like p.e.t.a. good cause, but the people are kinda wierd, lol, im just kidding

friggin ell, a minute ago u wer askin 2 frickin join the gck

just a question, what is your name all about??

i never asked to join. in fact i said i was out of the fight. and i didnt choose the name, i took my neighbor's guzer account.

orite, now i know

i never said anything about dehydro or madafagar joining gck.....i said it was a good call for fagnuts to backout. the rest of my comments were directed at anyone not already in our crosshairs..........gck 4life

goodness, i have the most fun getting u bitches all worked up..the columbus kid-guzer's most hated and loving it

goodness?!? christ c.o., what are you turning into/ you sound like a bloody english man who has just found his wife in bed havin it away with the gerbil

too bad it was your gerbil

to bad it was yours

i bet you dont even know what i mean when i say "having it away", and sorry, but i dont hav a gerbil

i havent seen any good comments put up since yesterday. oh yeah,lets not get too familiar with the brithish jokes.4 real

good comeback rhydon, original

yeh i know thanks fo dat, and i no damn well u wer being sarcastic

oh c.o. you got a gun so you wanna pop that? ak-47 now nigga stop that!

only jokin dont take ofence, okizay?

look bych i dono y u talkin bout pplz vids if ur sux ass!!dum hafa! succ ma cooc u bych!!! n gary is cte!

lil h-town mexican, that nigga is talkin shit about houston(original co kid)

rhyfag is such a bitch. f**k houston. geez, rhyfag, maybe if you took everyone cocks out of your mouth.we might be able to understand your asskissing comments,bitch

wuz the nut fuzz braider, the invite is still open,bitch. any mutherf**ker,from ho-town or anywhere else,that wants some of this.let me know time and place. p.s. rhydon quit jockin dudes so much,f**kin fag

you and u suck(maybe you) are such muthaf**kas fo real! shut tha f**k up, f**ker, f**ker, f**ker, f**ker, f**ker , f**ker, muthaf**ker hoes ass pussy ass nigga

i wanna clear this out----- originalckid..... u suck! wuz........ u rock!

i knew this would happen. it was retarded from the start. rhydon, im sorry, youre a push over.

omg, you guys still keep talking here!? If your going to do this here atleast pick a better video to chat in...

This happened to me too when I was in the army! It´s the heat man...