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HAHA sheep FTW! 0__0

guess what was for dinner.

(Part 2 to my b-day night) So after leaving the pub, my friends and I head to the local Denny's for a late night snack. As luck (or karma) would have it, I get pulled over. The cop walks over, takes my license and registration and let's me know I ran a stop sign. There's heavy road construction going on and I honestly didn't see the sign. So I told the cop that I simply didn't see the sign. Before the cop could respond, my girl says, "Oh, (Profe), you knew it was there, I pointed it out before you drove past it." So I look over at her and I'm like WTF. So then the cop says, if that was the case, then he was also going to cite me for not wearing my seatbelt. I told him that I had removed it to take my wallet out before he came up to the vehicle (which I had). Again, before he could say anything, my girl let the me (and the cop) know how I never wore my seatbelt. At this point, I tell my girl to STFU. The cop then asked my girl if I always talk to her this way..to which she said, "No, not really, he only does it when he's drunk." As I'm stepping out to do my sobriety test, my girl sarcastically says, "Have fun!"

** BREAKING NEWS ** American Blacks have just announced that they are switching their votes to McCain due to the fact that Obama has promised them all jobs.

LOL..on Profe's comments.

Lmao, Thanks for the breaking news El Profe.

LOL EL profe

That shit not cool or funny. El Profe I wouldn't vote for Crazy ass McCain if he was promissing Vacations in the Bahamas

THERE ARE GOING TO B MILLIONS OF BLACKS IN FOR A VERY RUDE SURPRIZE. OBAMA IS NOT GOING TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR THE BLACKS..I CAN HEAR THE UNCLE TOMS AND OREO NOW.

I agree with El Profe's comment all they want is free money.

el prof that is an old joke. that didn't happen to you! funny anyway

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JAJAJAJAJAA PENDEJITIS ES LO QUE ABUNDA

What was the kid trying to do, so kind of crocodile dundee hipno crap.

EPIC dont pet the food! it hits back

Jed Rules Wat was the kid thinking LOL dude

hey el profe, i woulda said my seat belt was only off cause she was suckin my dick while i was driving.lol!!

oh yeah, sheep 1-kid 0.

Lol to el profe's comment, and everybody forgot about the video, only for some ppl that don't read the comments! Lol