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Top 10 Chuck Norris Quotes - Funny Chuck Norris Facts Video

You may have seen some of these funny quotes about Chuck Norris on the Internet. They are pretty crazy. Here is Chuck Norris him self reading the top 10 Chuck Norris quotes.

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ttttttttttttttttttJul 02, 2009 9:24 PM
 
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chuck norris sleeps with a night light not because hes scared of the dark but the dark is scared of chuck norris
Believe it or notJul 01, 2009 12:30 PM
 
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Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Bier Jul 01, 2009 12:28 PM
 
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Chuck Norris can have just one lays potato chip, chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open
BrickJul 01, 2009 12:24 PM
 
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The movie anacanda was created In chuck norris' pants
stephnpeter09Jun 29, 2009 7:36 AM
 
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If chuck norris sleeps wit a man it doesnt mean he is ***..he has just run out of woman!!
courtney and halieJun 25, 2009 10:27 AM
 
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chuck norris is the reason for teardrops on taylor swifts guitar..
brandons babyJun 24, 2009 12:50 PM
 
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chuck norris got a lego set at the age of 5.. the great wwall of china still stands today..
courtneyyyy:)Jun 24, 2009 12:12 PM
 
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chuck norris can strangle you with a corless phonee:)
chucky gonna get youJun 22, 2009 6:02 AM
 
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chuck norris went to mars thats y there is no life there
big.grrJun 10, 2009 9:29 AM
 
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chuck norris walked down the street with an erection..there were no survivors
pmiinyoureyeJun 03, 2009 5:22 AM
 
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chuck norris does not do push ups..he pushes the earth down..
chuck norrisJun 01, 2009 9:56 AM
 
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the only person who cried when i was born was the doctor-never slap chuck norris
burkeyMay 29, 2009 5:54 PM
 
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what are the best two fighters in one CHUCKLEE <(=_=)>
ZlajaMay 27, 2009 8:07 AM
 
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Chuck can draw in Notepad :)
Eric4prezMay 26, 2009 8:35 PM
 
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When chuck norris pisses, he clogs the toilet
Bob SagetMay 26, 2009 1:44 PM
 
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What about Bob? =(
1921May 26, 2009 12:45 PM
 
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chuck norris doesn't sleep.. he waits
a personMay 24, 2009 11:40 AM
 
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
domoMay 22, 2009 1:07 PM
 
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Chuck Norris doesnt have a control key on his keypad, because Chuck Norris is always in Control
ChuckFan#1May 21, 2009 6:01 PM
 
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When Chuck Norris Jumps in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norrised
Sdreyno1988May 20, 2009 10:53 AM
 
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chuck norris went to burger king and ordered a Big Mac..and got one!!
heazyMay 12, 2009 4:31 AM
 
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cak noris je jednom ostro pogledo coveka i iseko ga.lol
SomeoneMay 11, 2009 12:17 AM
 
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Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter
insertnamehereMay 09, 2009 2:34 AM
 
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if you have five pounds, and chuck norris has five pounds, chuck norris has more money than you :')
LeohardoMay 07, 2009 2:59 PM
 
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When Chuck Norris eats he shits
vianeyyApr 17, 2009 2:54 PM
 
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Chuck Norris can run for president, but the president can't run for Chuck Norris.
kmccampMar 25, 2009 3:49 PM
 
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could.. Chuck Norris!
Chuck NorrisFeb 26, 2009 2:49 PM
 
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"Violance is my last option"
im the chuck dudeJan 27, 2009 8:06 AM
 
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mr chuck is scary so scary he scars the devil
JaliceJan 25, 2009 8:16 PM
 
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If you have a dollar and Chuck Norris has a dollar Chuck Norris would kick your ass and take your dollar!
senseiJan 10, 2009 9:20 AM
 
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chuck norris does not tea bag the ladies he potato sacks 'em
translatorJan 02, 2009 3:25 PM
 
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chuck norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he needs
jennygoorofhesselink-beboOct 27, 2008 12:14 PM
 
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i love chuck xx
reaper0453Oct 07, 2008 12:01 PM
 
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haa
jammyjayOct 20, 2006 2:37 PM
 
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chuck he is my boy
bloodshot_aardvarkJul 28, 2006 6:37 AM
 
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for number 4, he has all the world records.. even biggest boobs? wow..
jammyjayMay 16, 2006 6:10 PM
 
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please don't whup my guzer ass mr. norris
freedomfighterMar 19, 2006 9:07 AM
 
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Chuck Norris is one bad ass!
jammyjayMar 17, 2006 5:07 PM
 
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chuck norris will f*%*k you up
RandalMar 17, 2006 9:55 AM
 
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gotta love the chuck norris facts. My favorite one wasnt on there, "There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist." LOL.
joelhelibustosMar 17, 2006 9:08 AM
 
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I remember i watched himall the time
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