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that what chuck norris said hahahahahahahahahah

frenchie 99 is a peice of shit and his friend santauses is a *** peice of shit

The real reason hitler killed himself was because he found out chuck norrin was jewish

when you open up a can of whop-ass chuck norris jumps out

every time u masterbate chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face

you guys are ***

Chuck Norris is like corn, no matter how much shit he gets into he still comes out in one piece.

chuck norris removed jesus from the tomb

CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GERMANY

Amosa still has a forskin

chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open

chuck norris walked into a building. The building instantly disintergrated, because that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in one building.

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Chuck norris dosent breath, the air curculates in and out of hes loungs

They Say God Can walk on water but Chuck Norris Can Swim on Land!

Chuck Norris was born without a forskin

chuck norris was a witness of his mother's birth

chuck Norris is so sharp that he doesnt need knives

chuck norris can drink lava and any other liquid metal

when you put chuck norris in water.. he grows

chuck norris made the sun freeze

chuck norris made the sun flinch

chuck norris gave birth to his mom

chuck norris went to the other side of the rainbow

chuck norris leaves flowers on his grave when he dies

chuck norris made a baby come back to life with his smile

chuck norris can die and come back alive

chuck norris can scare off a hurricane

chuck norris can make water come out of fire

chuck norris could beat up a boulder

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad!!

Chuck Norris was born in a cabin that he built with his own two hands

chuck norris can beat a concrete wall at bloody knuckles.

Superman may be able to leap over building but chuck norris just picks them up and goes under them

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chuck norris can squeeze orange juicce out of lemons

When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Round House Kicked A KFC So Hard It Turned Into A McDonalds..

The Is Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself..And Fear Itself Fears Chuck Norris

Only 2 humans have ever survived a round house kick by Chuck Norris: Helen Keller and Ray Charles, making them the 2nd and 3rd luckiest people to ever live..the 1st is Chuck Norris..of course..

Chuck Norris does not play rock, paper, scissors. He plays rock, paper, scissors, roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris never loses at rock, paper, scissors, roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris's calendar skips from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Chuck Norris

chuck norris died and went to heaven and looked at god nd said get out of my seat

chuck norris once got into a staring contesst with the sun and he won

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

After chuck Norris has sex he smokes, not cigarettes but his penis literraly smokes

chuck norris doesent cut his grass he stares at it and dares it to grow chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves