Top 10 Chuck Norris Quotes - Funny Chuck Norris Facts Video
You may have seen some of these funny quotes about Chuck Norris on the Internet. They are pretty crazy. Here is Chuck Norris him self reading the top 10 Chuck Norris quotes.
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that what chuck norris said hahahahahahahahahah
frenchie 99 is a peice of shit and his friend santauses is a *** peice of shit
The real reason hitler killed himself was because he found out chuck norrin was jewish
when you open up a can of whop-ass chuck norris jumps out
every time u masterbate chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face
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Chuck Norris is like corn, no matter how much shit he gets into he still comes out in one piece.
chuck norris removed jesus from the tomb
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GERMANY
Amosa still has a forskin
chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open
chuck norris walked into a building. The building instantly disintergrated, because that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck norris dosent breath, the air curculates in and out of hes loungs
They Say God Can walk on water but Chuck Norris Can Swim on Land!
Chuck Norris was born without a forskin
chuck norris was a witness of his mother's birth
chuck Norris is so sharp that he doesnt need knives
chuck norris can drink lava and any other liquid metal
when you put chuck norris in water.. he grows
chuck norris made the sun freeze
chuck norris made the sun flinch
chuck norris gave birth to his mom
chuck norris went to the other side of the rainbow
chuck norris leaves flowers on his grave when he dies
chuck norris made a baby come back to life with his smile
chuck norris can die and come back alive
chuck norris can scare off a hurricane
chuck norris can make water come out of fire
chuck norris could beat up a boulder
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad!!
Chuck Norris was born in a cabin that he built with his own two hands
chuck norris can beat a concrete wall at bloody knuckles.
Superman may be able to leap over building but chuck norris just picks them up and goes under them
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chuck norris can squeeze orange juicce out of lemons
When the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Round House Kicked A KFC So Hard It Turned Into A McDonalds..
The Is Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself..And Fear Itself Fears Chuck Norris
Only 2 humans have ever survived a round house kick by Chuck Norris: Helen Keller and Ray Charles, making them the 2nd and 3rd luckiest people to ever live..the 1st is Chuck Norris..of course..
Chuck Norris does not play rock, paper, scissors. He plays rock, paper, scissors, roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris never loses at rock, paper, scissors, roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris's calendar skips from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Chuck Norris
chuck norris died and went to heaven and looked at god nd said get out of my seat
chuck norris once got into a staring contesst with the sun and he won
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
After chuck Norris has sex he smokes, not cigarettes but his penis literraly smokes
chuck norris doesent cut his grass he stares at it and dares it to grow
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