Top 10 Chuck Norris Quotes - Funny Chuck Norris Facts Video
You may have seen some of these funny quotes about Chuck Norris on the Internet. They are pretty crazy. Here is Chuck Norris him self reading the top 10 Chuck Norris quotes.
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chuck norris died and went to heaven and looked at god nd said get out of my seat
chuck norris once got into a staring contesst with the sun and he won
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
After chuck Norris has sex he smokes, not cigarettes but his penis literraly smokes
chuck norris doesent cut his grass he stares at it and dares it to grow
chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves
if you had 5 dollors and chuck norris had 5 dollors chuck norris would have more money than you.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When I jump out of planes I yell.. "Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris yells "MEE"
When I jump out of planes I yell "Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris yells "MEE"
Ever since Chuck Norris was born, round house kick deaths have been increased by 30,00%!
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
2 kids once peed on snow, spelling their name, Chuck Norris peed on concrete and spelled his name.
chuck norris called your mom, who called you and said "you suck"
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Only Chuck Norris has seen Dark Matter
chuck norris can travel faster than the speed of light
chuck norris can get an ATAR of 100 even though the highest possible is 99.95
chuck norris can delete the recycling bin
chuck norris can stack up boots of speed in dota
chuck norris can flood the earth by roundhouse kicking the ocean
chuck norris can reverse time
chuck norris is the centre of the universe
chuck norris is the reason why wally is hiding
chuck norris is right here
chuck norris can escape from a black hole
chuck norris can speak braille
chuck norris is the reason why the earth has gravity
chuck norris once counted to infinity, twice
chuck norris knows the last number of pi
when chuck norris does a push-up, he's not pushing himself up, he is pushing the rest of the world down.
apple pays chuck norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
kyle nixon is bigger in the pants then chuck norris.
Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.
was having sex in a truck. part of his sperm escaped and got into the engine. we now know this truck as Optimus Prime
jesus christ may have walked on water but chuck norris swam on land
chuck norris isnt allergic to bees, bees are allergic to chuck norris
chuck Norris is not afraid of bees, bees are afraid of chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a big mac at burger king..and got one!!
Chuck norris was once bit bu a rattle snake and it died
chuck norris is only bad at being bad
Guns don't kill, Chuck Norris kills!
if at first you dont succeed, your not chuck norris
Chuck Norris can hear u before u think it
Never look Chuck Norris in the eyes..the dinosaurs mad that mistake once and only once
chuck norris does not speek u listen..or die
i love chuck norris
chuck norris created the giraffe..he uppercutted a horse. It is said chuck norris' tears can cure cancer shame hes never cried
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter. When chuck Norris plays monopoly it affects the economy.
trees are chuck nooris sperm
jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can walk on jesus (View All 120 Comments) |
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