| Screen Name: translator - (149) Comments Posted | Member Since: Dec 02, 2008 |
Don't Forget The Gas Hose
Happy Star Just Saved My LifeMar 23, 2009 11:20 AM
It's Rob Dyrdek from Rob and Big. He's got a new show called Fantasy Factory. I think this is just some home video though.
Awesome Bowling Trick ShotMar 21, 2009 11:55 AM
Somethings not right. That first bowling pin must be extra heavy to redirect the path of that bowling ball like that.
Lazy Dog In The PoolMar 19, 2009 8:05 PM
@shut up.. you're second hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah
Bear Sleeping BagMar 18, 2009 2:41 PM
I prefer to make mine out of freshly killed bear, that way when I climb inside it's still warm.
Girl Slams Her Head On Basketball CourtMar 14, 2009 11:46 AM
Her coach said "Gimme head" and I think she just misunderstood.
A Very Tiny HorseMar 11, 2009 8:07 PM
Also it must be Canadian because it has a tiny brain, no balls and it always stinks like horse shit.
This Bear Is A Good FisherMar 11, 2009 8:00 PM
@tax payer.. those stupid fish must be Canadian for getting caught by a slow bear.
World's Shortest EscalatorMar 11, 2009 7:55 PM
@tax payer.. you are Canadian and you're making fun of the U.S.? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Pole Dancing FaceplantMar 07, 2009 7:43 PM
@Ausraeli hahahahaha .. idiot-nation? WTF are you smoking? Where are you from? And what has your country done that makes it so much better than the U.S.? I think somebody is just jealous. Or frickin retarded.. one or the other.
Baby And Puppy Are Sick
Dirtbike Jump Goes Very Wrong
Girls Should Not Play Dodgeball
Floating Into The Sky With BalloonsFeb 27, 2009 1:32 PM
Any shmuck with a parachute could have done this
Tired Of Airport SecurityFeb 26, 2009 2:35 PM
Calling someone "stupid" or "***" is not an example of racism you dumbass. However if I said, "#2, you and your entire race is stupid and ***" then yes that would be racist. You see #2, the thing about America is that there are many many different kinds of races all living together. So who are you accusing of being racist? Everyone? By the way, this airport is not in America and no one has even posted anything remotely racist on this page. So why don't you take that misplaced anger you have and shove it up your ass. And I'm sorry but America is 10 times better than whatever shithole you're from. I want you to think about that the next time America is spending millions of dollars helping the people of your country in a time of crisis you ungrateful turd smear.
Insane Muscles
This Cat Loves Pizza
Police Officer Falls Getting Off Boat
Learning To Ride A MotorcycleFeb 18, 2009 12:48 PM
Check out the monkey bike rider on the video to the right. He does better than this guy!
Lady Freaks Out After Missing Flight
Swimsuit Memory GameFeb 16, 2009 9:29 PM
do you think kmax realized he had already played this game before?
Is This Bottled Water
Car Pulls Out In Front Of MotorcycleFeb 14, 2009 11:01 PM
Tizer that's why you're on my list of retards because you actually believe this accident was the motorcycles fault.
Snake On An Asian GirlFeb 14, 2009 10:47 PM
That's not a snake. That's my schlong, I'm standing in the shadows behind her.
Van Gogh Self PortraitsFeb 14, 2009 10:41 PM
That was between me and mAnz. Obviously I was trying to be as hurtful as I could towards him, for those remarks he made against my country. But that had nothing to do with you and I don't know why you involved yourself.
Van Gogh Self PortraitsFeb 13, 2009 3:45 PM
Dec. 02, 2008 3:26AM Sand Scorpion: You don't like him but you are the same, you and him. Who started this? You called me the same as mAnZ. What did you think, I was going to be happy about that? I didn't pick this fight, in fact I never even wrote anything about you until you made this attack on me.
Behind The Scenes Music VideoFeb 12, 2009 9:04 PM
HAHAHAHAHA, you made a friend sand scorpion! Too bad it's a chick because I know how much you like little boys.
Shift IIFeb 12, 2009 2:57 PM
KMAX: Suck on my manhood! Then lets see you talk shit with your mouth full
Car Pulls Out In Front Of MotorcycleFeb 11, 2009 9:16 PM
Took her a while to get out of the car. She had to put her make-up away and hang up the phone.
Shift IIFeb 10, 2009 9:22 PM
Did you people at Guzer even try this game before you put it up. Doubt it.
Is This A Party Store?Feb 09, 2009 1:17 AM
WOW! This is freaking hilarious. I wonder how many of them got arrested or if any of them got arrested.
Kid Is High After Dentist VisitVan Gogh Self PortraitsFeb 08, 2009 2:03 PM
Sand Scorpion if I had to guess I'd say you were a middle aged, single, overweight, loser with a dead-end job and not many friends. Although you'll probably deny it because you think you're cool and that's what got you into this position to begin with. You're problem is that you've always gotta be right even when you know you're wrong. You picked a fight with me yet you consider me the bad guy for standing up for myself. You are a backwards man and I understand it's gonna take a lot more than a post on guzer to make you realize that. Please write something back that makes no sense and only furthers the point I just made.
Race Truck Does Double FlipFeb 08, 2009 1:51 PM
Hey Pinjas, you just gotta hate on every video huh?
Van Gogh Self PortraitsFeb 03, 2009 12:41 PM
You made a profile. I thought you said you had a life. And by the way, those little faces you're making are *** as hell.
Behind The Scenes Music VideoFeb 03, 2009 12:26 PM
thanks for the three meaningless posts firechick
Knitting Minature Sweaters
Murder Suspect BlooperFeb 02, 2009 12:52 PM
There's no way the rat did it! He was serving time for rape when it happened.
Real Dumb Hairdo
This Jeep Is StuckJan 31, 2009 11:16 AM
Hey pbc an off-road test was done by Car and Driver magazine and the Jeep Wrangler did much better then the Hummer. Hummers really aren't that great and they burn a lot of fuel. See that winch there on the front. All you gotta do is hook the other end of that to something that won't move and that Jeep could climb the side of a building.
Is Oprah Winfrey The Antichrist
Very Small Frog
The Gun KnifeJan 29, 2009 1:08 PM
Yeah but if you stab and shoot em' the police won't be clueless because there's probably not to many guns out there that can do that.
High School Basketball Buzzer BeaterJan 29, 2009 1:05 PM
They didn't act happy because, I think they were getting crushed. You can only see half the scoreboard and there is a 3 there.
Bobcat Loads Itself On A Truck
Kitty Cat In A Pink Cast
Double Backflip On SnowmobileJan 28, 2009 11:52 AM
that sucks he fell off, it woulda been a lot cooler if he didn't.
Awesome Mexican Wrestling MoveThis Jeep Is StuckJan 25, 2009 11:42 AM
That hole could be twenty feet deeper and the jeep would still get out! Cool pic though
Fat Guy Jumps MopedJan 25, 2009 11:17 AM
It's always funnier when fat people crash. If this a had been a skinny guy it would have been a lame video.
Criss Angel Wall WalkJan 24, 2009 11:26 AM
obviously he doesn't have real magic powers, duh. But he is the best at illusions
Criss Angel Magic Trick Video
Zippo Flame Away Trick
This Used To Be A Car
Leave The Spare TireJan 21, 2009 10:18 AM
I think she took poop out of the backseat, put him in the trunk, and started choking him until he passed out. Then she was gonna do us all a favor and close the trunk so after the car exploded there would nothing left but his charred remains.
Smoking Pug Dog
Headstand On A BasketballJan 20, 2009 8:39 PM
hey deebo.. just for defending poop I decided to filter your comment. Jackass!
We Are SinkingJan 20, 2009 8:34 PM
nice comment Pinja.. you're lucky I'm a translator cause you suck at spelling.. and life!
The Amazing BeanShooter ManJan 20, 2009 7:35 PM
the world needs more people like him. Humble, and not greedy.
We Are SinkingJan 19, 2009 8:21 PM
BEWARE OF A FAKE TRANSLATOR! Some stupid canadian is posing as me. Who are you anyway? Terence or Philip?
Motorcycle Crash Onboard CameraJan 19, 2009 8:18 PM
Hahaha, you're no the real translator! But I agree with what you say so go ahead and use my name all you want.
We Are SinkingJan 19, 2009 6:19 PM
(Tax Payer)- "welcome to Canada". ?? WTF are YOU smoking you dipshit? If i recall, it was the american navy that made a call to a lighthouse once, telling them to move out of the way because they were the "american navy" and they had the right-of-way. Stupid ***ing Yanks.
Best Buy Worker DancesJan 19, 2009 4:40 PM
Notice how this jackass never reveals where he's from. It's because he knows no matter where he lives it is inferior to the U.S. Remember when you were a kid and you got that great new bicycle? There was always one kid who said, "your bike sucks, mine is much better," even though yours was in fact better. He's like that kid. Jealous and pissed off that he doesn't live here himself.
Synchronizing 5 Metronomes
Bunny Hop Over A FriendJan 19, 2009 11:50 AM
You're right Me now it was an American..riding the bike. And it was you who got his balls run over.
Van Gogh Self PortraitsJan 19, 2009 11:44 AM
You're never gonna get off my list with comments like these
One Mad Puppy
Chair Made Of Guns
Brides Eating Wedding CakeJan 18, 2009 2:41 PM
I got $10 says the one in the top right corner wins!
Are You Illiterate?Jan 18, 2009 2:37 PM
Wow you are a genuis DOH! Thankyou very much for explaining it to everyone. What would we do without your vast knowledge? In fact I gonna write to NASA right now and see if they need anymore rocket scientists. And if they don't I'm gonna go to the nearest hospital and let them know that DOH is ready to do brain surgery!
Cute Sleeping Kitten
Yoda Dog Costume
Monkey Chills Out
Chicken Soccer
Suntan Surprise
Blue Lobster
Snowboarding Over A Busy RoadJan 18, 2009 1:39 PM
I thought it was fake because he was in the air so long but they I saw the parachute. And I didn't read the video summary at the top of the page. And I like posting the same comment with minor changes. A hundred frickin times in a row.
Train Does Not Scare CatJan 18, 2009 1:33 PM
You're right greg k but also I'm sick of people leaving three comments in row only changing one word or one letter.
Pull Up Bar BreaksJan 17, 2009 9:27 PM
Hey Fattpill I'm glad you wrote that 4 times. I didn't understand the first or second comment. The third was still a little unclear, but the fourth comment I understood exactly what you were trying to say.
Bunny Hop Over A FriendJan 17, 2009 9:22 PM
None of the others there even flinched when it happened. What's with that!
Play Manole
Military Butt CheckJan 16, 2009 7:15 PM
mAnZ, you useless waste of life, why do you keep commenting on guzer? Is it because you don't have any friends? Or is it because you don't have a life? I know. It's because you don't have either.
Do Not Try To Run From A CopJan 15, 2009 1:16 PM
The cop didn't even need to punch him twice. The first punch was enough.
Showing Off A Brand New Car
The Urban Ninja
What Is A DNA Test?Jan 12, 2009 2:50 PM
I'm actually surprised she didn't already know what a DNA test was. I coulda sworn she was on last week trying to figure out who fathered her babies.
Tents Fly Away
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