Screen Name: timidmuskrat - (461) Comments Posted

Member Since: Jun 30, 2005

allo. i am a member at guzerdotcom for onme reason... THE NUMA NUMA SONG!!!!!!!!!!!! one day i was watching the 2day show...and they showerd gary on the screen. then i saw him dance...thne lip sync....and then the music!!! the music was so good that i couldnt be lieve. so i sopent like 2 days on google trying to find the numa numa song.then they said guzer when i entered," the numa numa song by gary brolsma thaT my computer will actualy load" and iot gave me one thing................................ ...................................................... ..............guzer!

Woman Bends Under Herself
May 13, 2006 8:11 AM
SHe must have to do that in a creative way to suck her boyfreinds cok

Paris Hilton Dog
Apr 19, 2006 9:23 AM
looks just as ugly as her

Guys Taped To The Wall
Apr 19, 2006 9:22 AM
that slightly reminded me of a girls bathroom?

Very Limber Girl
Mar 25, 2006 3:58 PM
shes way hot

Strange Mirror
Feb 26, 2006 4:30 PM
normaly this site has good content, but this was absolutely horivle, i mean nothing funny whatsoever

Race Car Busted
Feb 26, 2006 11:30 AM
What an idiot he probaly spent like 25,00 bucks on that and now he probaly wont be allowed to drive it anymore

Muffin Car
Feb 26, 2006 11:29 AM
ok..

Cool Car Billboard
Feb 26, 2006 11:28 AM
reminds me of my mom..

Albino Deer
Feb 26, 2006 11:27 AM
interesting..I wonder were they're habitat is

Old People Illusion
Feb 26, 2006 11:26 AM
i wonder how the person who painted that was able to get that idea in his/her head

Huge Surf Board
Feb 26, 2006 11:25 AM
IM NOT THAT AMAZED

Fallen Port A Johns
Feb 26, 2006 11:25 AM
i bet the all the shit spilled out and "covered" the people inside LOL!!

College Condoms
Feb 26, 2006 11:24 AM
thats still notm as dumb as those condums you got at that safe sex parade!

Fireworks Off Stomach
Feb 26, 2006 11:23 AM
drunk drunk drunk

Dumb Motorcycle Chick
Feb 26, 2006 11:23 AM
oh my god is she stupid..

What Kind Of Cookies
Feb 26, 2006 11:22 AM
lol hitlers daughter

Porcupine Babies
Feb 26, 2006 11:21 AM
i wonder if they were born early cuz they're super small

Four People Illusion
Feb 26, 2006 11:19 AM
hm.. i found 3 and then a dead dog

High 5 Squirrel
Feb 26, 2006 11:19 AM
his ears are demented. anyway the guy who gave him a hi 5 is lucky.

Drunk Face Drawings
Feb 26, 2006 11:18 AM
i could do better than that. that guy also looks really ugly without his shirt..and when you say "drunk" he looks more like hes 18

Mean Black Cat
Feb 26, 2006 11:17 AM
all he did was open his mouth

Cheating Husband Owned
Feb 26, 2006 11:16 AM
i kinda feel bad for that guy..he has a really strict wife

What Great Friends
Feb 26, 2006 9:12 AM
how is that funny..i don't get it one bit..so what they dumped some coke on their freinds head..

Plane On Jacks
Feb 26, 2006 9:11 AM
whats so weird about that

Nice Wording On Pants
Feb 26, 2006 9:11 AM
those are the 2 ugliest females on the face of the earth. I am not being sarcastic. Sexy? get a life

Homer's Brain
Feb 26, 2006 9:09 AM
I wonder if mat groening did that one..

Cat Asleep In A Shoe
Jul 28, 2005 7:06 AM
cute lil thing.,..thatys gotta hurt.

Cat And Squirrel Face To Face
Jul 28, 2005 7:05 AM
they should have that "sniper kitty" and the "cat ready for war" ther 2!

Attempted Cat Rescue
Jul 28, 2005 6:54 AM
datsreally funny!! and for once a funny cat video were the cat doesnt get hurt!

The Vibrator Phone
Jul 28, 2005 6:52 AM
**please excuse my language for a nine year old** are vibraters the thing you use to get hair off you vagina?

Amazing Full Court Basketball Shot
Jul 28, 2005 6:51 AM
crap! he must be so proud of himself!!

Funny Piano Players
Jul 28, 2005 6:49 AM
im gonna try to convince my piano teacha to lemme do dat!!lol!!

Pipe Mania Game
Jul 28, 2005 6:48 AM
how do ya get em to roll down the series of pipes?

Attempted Water Jump
Jul 28, 2005 6:47 AM
brely funny..not lol

Unbelievable Crash Video
Jul 28, 2005 6:46 AM
bad bad msic!! and why dont dey tell ya if the people died at da end?

Motorcycle Burnout Gone Wrong
Jul 28, 2005 6:45 AM
he was not ment tro ride..neither am i

Chris Tucker Pulled Over
Jul 28, 2005 6:44 AM
that was weird. when he said he didnt kno what he was going..you xcan tell a lil sumin from dat

Dog Sitting Up Like A Human
Jul 28, 2005 6:41 AM
thats a big dog..i think its a reaslistic maskot

Numa Numa Dance and Song
Jul 28, 2005 6:40 AM
yay! after like a month of trainging..i got my little sister to da numa numa dance! shes great! i wish i had a video camera to send it in!!

Awesome Car Crash Video
Jul 25, 2005 5:38 PM
that was a leason on why to gain weight.. heres a famous quote that i heard about it,"thou must gain weight to gain that trophy. thou must lose wait to lose life". i made up the thou parts lol

Funny Kung Fu Fighter
Jul 25, 2005 5:36 PM
lol..a good thing to know in a situation like that

David Blaine Magic Trick
Jul 25, 2005 5:34 PM
there was juswt a mrro reflecting a qaurter. you can see it

Huge Woman Doing Exercise
Jul 25, 2005 5:32 PM
you could easyily make a fortune by this tip: be da circus fat lady!

Play Sheep Invaders
Jul 25, 2005 5:30 PM
that was ok..it ws easy likke galaga

Awesome Tribute Commercial
Jul 25, 2005 5:28 PM
that was a good one lkay. i liked it alot!

News Lady Can't Stop Laughing
Jul 25, 2005 5:26 PM
hope dat was live!

Good Fight Between Two Guys
Jul 25, 2005 5:25 PM
how could there friendfs just sit there and let em get hurt so bad..teens nowa days r such freaking jerks

Olympic Vault Accident
Jul 25, 2005 5:24 PM
he could of died right there!

Cats Head Stuck In Glass
Jul 25, 2005 5:23 PM
thats NOT funny they poor thing might sufacate

Land Space Ship Against Gravity
Jul 25, 2005 5:22 PM
why was a smiley riding a spaceship? god ..lol

Girl Falls On Treadmill
Jul 25, 2005 5:21 PM
theyre just drunk

Dance Like A White Guy
Jul 25, 2005 5:21 PM
well personaly they shouild make that video,"how to dance like a black guy" they dace betta

Lifeguard Pees In Pool
Jul 25, 2005 5:19 PM
lol..it would be more funny once my dad fixes the sound speakas

Reporter Covered With Snow
Jul 25, 2005 5:18 PM
that no dat funne cuz dey didnt put "live" at the corner..

Guy Puts Condom Over His Head
Jul 25, 2005 5:17 PM
one time i blew up ona my dads condoms to make a balloon

Car Crash Pile Up Caught On Tape
Jul 25, 2005 5:15 PM
wonda idf dey madce it ot okay

Cute Sleeping Kitten
Jul 25, 2005 5:14 PM
aww..i cud look ast him 4 eva

Gopher Ready For War
Jul 25, 2005 5:14 PM
no thats waht a call a "underground army"

Huge Wave Coming Toward Crowd
Jul 25, 2005 5:13 PM
thats gonna be a sup[rise fior dem..hahahah.

Wacky Cat Picture
Jul 25, 2005 5:07 PM
i wonder if that a tyrick or animal abuse

Funny Warning Sign
Jul 25, 2005 5:06 PM
god! what kinda nasty people would put thart sign up?

Mouse Pads With Breasts
Jul 25, 2005 5:06 PM
whats the funny part lol

Penguin Trips His Buddy
Jul 14, 2005 3:48 PM
that is so fake..yet so funny!!lool

Kids New Fun Toy
Jul 14, 2005 3:47 PM
i would have fun with that 2!

Drunk Under Arrest
Jul 14, 2005 3:47 PM
its amazing how they still let people drink beer.. it kills them and sends em to jail..l..

Man In Love With TV Woman
Jul 14, 2005 8:59 AM
stop watching tv..idiot

Weird Al Interviews Eminem
Jul 14, 2005 8:58 AM
eminem is stupid..but i luv weird al

Cat Drums On Kids Head
Jul 14, 2005 8:57 AM
hahahah! thats sorta like my youngest cat..

Ski Jump Wipe Out!
Jul 14, 2005 8:56 AM
he didn't seem hurt

US Army Crushes Car
Jul 14, 2005 8:55 AM
i feel sorry for them

Spoof On Streakers - Everyone Is Nude!
Jul 14, 2005 8:54 AM
lol..i get it!

US Army Blows Up Washing Machine
Jul 14, 2005 8:53 AM
they find any excuse to blow it up..lol

Runaway Bowling Ball - Nice Save
Jul 14, 2005 8:52 AM
lol..thats funny

Floating Flying Dog
Jul 14, 2005 8:51 AM
i saw that on afv b4! funny!

Bottle Bomb
Jul 14, 2005 8:50 AM
craP! achohol and chlorine..ill thorw it at my neighbors@

Bull Accident
Jul 14, 2005 8:49 AM
ive never seen a bull trip b4

Couch Race & Crash
Jul 14, 2005 8:48 AM
i hope they're opk!! the couyld of gotten killed!

Stick To That Strict Diet
Jul 14, 2005 8:48 AM
tyhats funny! yea..just eat it!

William Hung - American Idol
Jul 14, 2005 8:07 AM
who ever he is he needs an ortghodontist

Dodge The Bus
Jul 14, 2005 8:06 AM
that looked fun!

Ashlee Simpson on SNL
Jul 14, 2005 8:05 AM
what was so funny..i gigled but nuin big

Don't Fall Asleep
Jul 14, 2005 8:04 AM
my mom heard that..uh oh!

Moving a Refrigerator
Jul 14, 2005 8:03 AM
what dumvb asses!!

Faces of Michael Jackson
Jul 14, 2005 8:02 AM
that was freaky!!

The Eskimo Life
Jul 14, 2005 8:01 AM
that was so funny!!

Big Nipples
Jul 14, 2005 8:00 AM
sick! that does not make him more atrractive!

Jennifer Lopez - Slip Up
Jul 14, 2005 7:59 AM
that was hard to belive!

Redneck Surfing
Jul 14, 2005 7:57 AM
wadda the hell was he thinking!!

Really Bad Day
Jul 14, 2005 7:56 AM
yuor fired!

President Bush Gives The Finger
Jul 14, 2005 7:54 AM
now that something i like watching!!

Budlight Commercial - Regea Man
Jul 14, 2005 7:52 AM
..im srtoa getting tired of beer comercials..

Daddy's Distraction
Jul 14, 2005 7:51 AM
hhahahahahahh!! if that girl knew what was happening.. she would be happy!

Shopping Network - Sword
Jul 14, 2005 7:50 AM
thats gonna stop people from buying it..and how do they ship it through masil?

John West - The Best Salmon
Jul 14, 2005 7:49 AM
idiot! he got hurt bad!

Cat Play's With A Ceiling Fan
Jul 14, 2005 7:48 AM
if the cat didn't get hurt..that was really funny!

Dance Kick
Jul 14, 2005 7:47 AM
that shouldbe a new way top punish kids!

Those Crazy Cats
Jul 14, 2005 7:46 AM
thats funny..they act like M Y cats!!

Dog Gets Cheated On
Jul 14, 2005 7:45 AM
thats so sad..(yet gross)