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Screen Name: nossquirrel - (2138) Comments PostedMember Since: Mar 26, 2006
LOVE quads (fourwheelers to those of you that are less fortunate enough to have ever owned one). I am currently building one from scratch to see if I could do it. I am a comedian at heart, I turn the worst of situations (of others) into something hilarious.
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Mortal Kombat ParodyMortal Kombat Parody
Aug 29, 2006 11:20 PM
at the end he was gettin' ready to do felatio!

Crazy Soccer GoalCrazy Soccer Goal
Aug 29, 2006 11:13 PM
suprised someone didn't comment that it was a photoshop! that's funny as hell, that the guy got knocked right in the noggin!

Funny MathFunny Math
Aug 29, 2006 11:10 PM
back when it took talent to make people laugh, and not just slinging around the *** word

Bike Race Tire AccidentBike Race Tire Accident
Aug 29, 2006 11:04 PM
if it is a photoshop, then why would the rider be in the body position that he is in? because he is crashing?

Can Shot Off HeadCan Shot Off Head
Aug 29, 2006 11:00 PM
what a couple of complete tools!

Funky CatsFunky Cats
Aug 29, 2006 10:56 PM
hate cats

Loop Kicks CampLoop Kicks Camp
Aug 29, 2006 10:56 PM
awesome, completely amazing!

Goblin SpaceGoblin Space
Aug 29, 2006 10:52 PM
it's loud and obnoxious, boring

Abba's On A MissionAbba's On A Mission
Aug 29, 2006 10:50 PM
ditto, and i mean to both wuz and jammyjay

McDonald's BurnedMcDonald's Burned
Aug 29, 2006 10:49 PM
it clearly says that ronald mcdonald got saved!

George Costanza's Answering MachineGeorge Costanza's Answering Machine
Aug 27, 2006 1:44 PM
George is a genius! or should I say seinfeld and his writers are?

The F Word On ESPNThe F Word On ESPN
Aug 27, 2006 1:42 PM
that sounded like the voice of the ankorwoman

Miscellaneous Snowboard FunMiscellaneous Snowboard Fun
Aug 27, 2006 1:40 PM
snowboarding looks like it is a lot more fun than skate boarding.

A Very Boring CityA Very Boring City
Aug 27, 2006 1:38 PM
soo, oregon city is boring? thought so!

Fruit Smash 2Fruit Smash 2
Aug 27, 2006 1:34 PM
love fruit smash!

1963 Amphicar1963 Amphicar
Aug 27, 2006 1:28 PM
these cars are very rare, and this one is in prestine condition.

Jug RocketJug Rocket
Aug 27, 2006 1:25 PM
kari can do whatever she wants, 'cause she's smokin' hot! love mythbusters, although some of their conclusions are a little iffy!

Rocket Fired EarlyRocket Fired Early
Aug 27, 2006 1:18 PM
gonna need a clean pair of shorts after seeing something like that!

Catch EggsCatch Eggs
Aug 27, 2006 1:17 PM
lame, seriously, lame, lame!

My Cubicle SongMy Cubicle Song
Aug 27, 2006 1:16 PM
hey firus, don't you mean that coris is a child molestor that preys on little boys? don't matter, ya'll need to quit playin' to his hand.

My Cubicle SongMy Cubicle Song
Aug 27, 2006 1:15 PM
good song, perfect vocals to the original

Cloth Shot From Potato GunCloth Shot From Potato Gun
Aug 27, 2006 1:11 PM
sociology major, redneck, or complete dumbass, who cares, as long as he doesn't post anymore. if he does post anything else, ignore him like the original cc kid or rhydon, and eventually they will go away.

Mine Sweep ProMine Sweep Pro
Aug 27, 2006 1:07 PM
fast, wish I knew the secret.

Cute Computer KittyCute Computer Kitty
Aug 27, 2006 1:04 PM
o.k. now turn on the power!

Gone PostalGone Postal
Aug 27, 2006 1:03 PM
donkey kong is way better!

Zone Zero TrickZone Zero Trick
Aug 23, 2006 5:29 PM
nice slight of hand.

Balcony Jump 06Balcony Jump 06
Aug 23, 2006 5:25 PM
thank you pat_flip! i'll save my breath

Britney Spears BurpsBritney Spears Burps
Aug 23, 2006 5:23 PM
queen of the trailer park baby!

Guys Eat Huge BurgersGuys Eat Huge Burgers
Aug 23, 2006 5:22 PM
is this a repost, or just a follow up post of the same burger joint with different guys eating?

Play HoopsPlay Hoops
Aug 23, 2006 5:21 PM
blows goats

Play Station Girl VS Nintendo GirlPlay Station Girl VS Nintendo Girl
Aug 23, 2006 5:19 PM
personally the "good looking chick" does nothing for me. flat chested! of course she izz better looking by far than the fat chick. i thought nintendo was dead? just a thought

Viper Going Very FastViper Going Very Fast
Aug 23, 2006 5:14 PM
screw being in the passenger seat, put me behind the wheel. didn't look like 160 though, but vipers are capable of it.

Cool Moves CompilationCool Moves Compilation
Aug 23, 2006 5:12 PM
wicked! there's a word not used much on guzer, these moves were wicked.

Don't Pee In The PoolDon't Pee In The Pool
Aug 23, 2006 5:10 PM
geeks

Play DisassembledPlay Disassembled
Aug 23, 2006 5:09 PM
wtf? what's with the queer games with no sound guzer?

Boy In DryerBoy In Dryer
Aug 23, 2006 5:07 PM
try that in an american dryer with super capacity! that's dangerous

Burnout On MotorcycleBurnout On Motorcycle
Aug 23, 2006 5:04 PM
i'm impressed

Taser Works Very WellTaser Works Very Well
Aug 23, 2006 5:03 PM
i watched this when it aired, and the dude apologized to the cops afterwards. he was in severe pain, and they had to call the emt's to pull the taser hooks out. just pull over, it's a lot easier!

Race Car TrashedRace Car Trashed
Aug 23, 2006 4:58 PM
don't you guys ever get sick of hearing "it's fake, it's gotta be fake?" cars are pointing opposite directions because they all crashed! morons.

Beaver TroubleBeaver Trouble
Aug 23, 2006 4:56 PM
can't touch that.

Trampoline Dunk RecordTrampoline Dunk Record
Aug 19, 2006 7:56 PM
holy crap! can't believe the height! it waz like he was being shot out of a cannon.

My Computer ScareMy Computer Scare
Aug 19, 2006 7:52 PM
ditto! lame!

Rodney Mullen Show VideoRodney Mullen Show Video
Aug 19, 2006 7:51 PM
awesome, that guy rocks!

New Kind Of Police OfficerNew Kind Of Police Officer
Aug 19, 2006 7:49 PM
frisk me baby!

The Insane DriverThe Insane Driver
Aug 19, 2006 7:47 PM
sucked ass, no sound!

Soccer GrabSoccer Grab
Aug 19, 2006 7:46 PM
two balls. yep, he checks out.

Happy ShopperHappy Shopper
Aug 19, 2006 7:44 PM
not wasting my time!

Worm Stop AnimationWorm Stop Animation
Aug 19, 2006 7:43 PM
dumb! and if it took several hours to do, get a ***in' life!

Jumping Into ThornsJumping Into Thorns
Aug 19, 2006 7:41 PM
yet another darwin award nominee!

Funny Rodney Carrington SongFunny Rodney Carrington Song
Aug 19, 2006 7:39 PM
rodney carrington kicks ass, but is guzer getting ***ing lazy or just that desperate to have to repost something?

Please Don't FallPlease Don't Fall
Aug 19, 2006 7:36 PM
seen a guy ride a wheelie on the ledge of a building, so it could be real. who cares.

Snake FlashSnake Flash
Aug 19, 2006 7:35 PM
what's with the glitches?

Doing The Worm At A Red LightDoing The Worm At A Red Light
Aug 19, 2006 7:34 PM
striving for attention?

Random Guy Kicked In The BallsRandom Guy Kicked In The Balls
Aug 19, 2006 7:33 PM
wtf? dipshit!

Double Back Flip Dirt BikeDouble Back Flip Dirt Bike
Aug 19, 2006 7:31 PM
he won the gold for that at the x-games. he's been practicing this stunt for a long time in a foam pit at home. awesome!

Semi Runs Off OverpassSemi Runs Off Overpass
Aug 14, 2006 10:50 PM
that would make a butthole pucker!

Geno WorldGeno World
Aug 14, 2006 10:49 PM
sucked ass! how is it you lose life, when you aren't getting shot at? boo!

Formula 1 Crashes And ProblemsFormula 1 Crashes And Problems
Aug 14, 2006 10:47 PM
safety engineering is truely a remarkable thing!

Master Hand SlapperMaster Hand Slapper
Aug 14, 2006 10:46 PM
that's funny, didn't expect the ending.

Francis McAllister Card Burned Into ArmFrancis McAllister Card Burned Into Arm
Aug 14, 2006 10:44 PM
p.s.s. don't ever let shmucks get you down, keep on keepin' on, like it was said below, david blaine, david copperfield, criss angel, they all get disses. nice trick bud!

Francis McAllister Card Burned Into ArmFrancis McAllister Card Burned Into Arm
Aug 14, 2006 10:43 PM
p.s. francis, I am one that has dissed some of your magic in the past, but I am a critic, and I have that right. I think this is by far one of the coolest tricks I've seen, and pretty amazing.

Francis McAllister Card Burned Into ArmFrancis McAllister Card Burned Into Arm
Aug 14, 2006 10:42 PM
hey kongz look over to the left here! see where it says "submit content?" dumbass

Hot Air Balloon Hits TowerHot Air Balloon Hits Tower
Aug 14, 2006 10:37 PM
and they all pissed themselves six times on the way down.

Egg Typing GameEgg Typing Game
Aug 14, 2006 10:36 PM
that was stupid, and something for a young kid learning to use the keyboard. sucked ass!

Water Tube RollWater Tube Roll
Aug 14, 2006 10:33 PM
i would've been a goner!

Dog Underwater VideoDog Underwater Video
Aug 14, 2006 10:31 PM
never seen a dog dive before, and the dog even used the ladder to get out.

Until I DieUntil I Die
Aug 14, 2006 10:29 PM
thank you shmakle!

Watch Where You StandWatch Where You Stand
Aug 12, 2006 9:08 AM
looks set up, look at all of them and the way they are sitting and holding their hands. funny though.

Grid LogicGrid Logic
Aug 12, 2006 9:07 AM
this game just blows

Polar Bear Show OffPolar Bear Show Off
Aug 12, 2006 9:03 AM
sweet moves for a bear. could be an alternate for the olympic swimming team.

Police Taser AccidentPolice Taser Accident
Aug 12, 2006 9:00 AM
same thing, only the pain doesn't last as long. still an idiot.

Drive By Nerf ShootingDrive By Nerf Shooting
Aug 12, 2006 8:59 AM
completely harmless and funny prank.

Bike Mania On IceBike Mania On Ice
Aug 11, 2006 10:09 PM
20,00 was waay out of line on my part. I only had 2,00 pts, and I got to level 17 this time. i'm addicted!

Bike Mania On IceBike Mania On Ice
Aug 11, 2006 4:44 PM
level 12 baby! 20,00 pts. back flips can be done on this game.

Cool Bus DoorsCool Bus Doors
Aug 11, 2006 12:26 PM
nice graphics! looks really real!

Classic Frogger GameClassic Frogger Game
Aug 11, 2006 12:25 PM
awesome! absolutely awesome! just like the original!

Jon's Trampoline TrickJon's Trampoline Trick
Aug 11, 2006 10:11 AM
what a goof

Very Cool Face IllusionVery Cool Face Illusion
Aug 11, 2006 10:09 AM
that was pretty neat. seen this kinda thing before, but really interesting.

Bike Mania On IceBike Mania On Ice
Aug 10, 2006 9:35 AM
level eight

Robber Hit With PipeRobber Hit With Pipe
Aug 10, 2006 9:05 AM
that's what the cocksucker gets!

Elevator ScreamerElevator Screamer
Aug 10, 2006 9:02 AM
i didn't laugh, but it is pretty amuzing to watch the reactions of his patrons.

Jumping From Tree To PondJumping From Tree To Pond
Aug 10, 2006 8:59 AM
besides, from the looks of all the ropes, it is a popular spot to jump into the lake.

Jumping From Tree To PondJumping From Tree To Pond
Aug 10, 2006 8:58 AM
didn't need to check for objects on that jump, he landed on his back.

Vietnam War FootageVietnam War Footage
Aug 10, 2006 8:56 AM
hats off to the men that went over there. they went through some really wicked shit, something i myself probably couldn't have done.

Ghost 2000Ghost 2000
Aug 10, 2006 8:51 AM
never as good as the original, i don't care what they've done.

Magic FountainMagic Fountain
Aug 10, 2006 8:50 AM
gotta agree with cyber mouse

Gnomish GrapelinesGnomish Grapelines
Aug 10, 2006 8:50 AM
52 whoop t doo!

Asian Shadow GirlAsian Shadow Girl
Aug 09, 2006 12:59 PM
o.k. how in hell did they do that? that was freakin' amazing.

ATV Rolls Down A HillATV Rolls Down A Hill
Aug 09, 2006 12:57 PM
douchbag needs to learn how to ride. He'd never make it around here.

ATV Rolls Down A HillATV Rolls Down A Hill
Aug 09, 2006 12:57 PM
yeah he's alright except he just wadded up a $6500 quad.

Really Long ArmReally Long Arm
Aug 09, 2006 12:55 PM
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Ice Cream Blow OutIce Cream Blow Out
Aug 09, 2006 12:54 PM
super hard and super retarded! what penguin would be so far south as to be around trees. ahh nevermind, i'm just pissed.

Pug With A PigPug With A Pig
Aug 09, 2006 12:52 PM
cute little pug. the piggy is his little sleeping buddy.

Funny Bud Light FishingFunny Bud Light Fishing
Aug 09, 2006 12:51 PM
love the budweiser and bud light commercials.

Syrup ChugSyrup Chug
Aug 09, 2006 12:49 PM
porschey7 and the one below said it~

Stopping A Cart With Your ButtStopping A Cart With Your Butt
Aug 09, 2006 12:47 PM
yeah, yeah, try over 100 mph! ***ing idiot.

Jeep On FireJeep On Fire
Aug 09, 2006 12:44 PM
looks like the gas tank is about to blow any second.

Fruit SmashFruit Smash
Aug 09, 2006 12:43 PM
man, i am sloow! only got 5050 the first time.

WWII Re-EnactmentWWII Re-Enactment
Aug 07, 2006 11:08 PM
there were tanks in the vid.