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Screen Name: midnight_toker3000 - (101) Comments PostedMember Since: Mar 02, 2006
I live in winnipeg canada and i love it here
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Kicking The Leaning TowerKicking The Leaning Tower
May 21, 2007 2:57 PM
TAKE THAT ROME OR WHATEVER COUNTRY HAS THAT LEANING TOWER

Dog And Owner MorphedDog And Owner Morphed
May 21, 2007 2:56 PM
WHERES YOO HEEAAD AAT (WHERES YOURE HEAD @)

Extreme Fire HazardExtreme Fire Hazard
May 21, 2007 2:54 PM
YEAH I GOT ISSUES WHAT!!

Extreme Fire HazardExtreme Fire Hazard
May 21, 2007 2:53 PM
SO WHAT'S IN THE STEW? (-BEANS?) NOO BOOM AHH FIRE EVERYWHERE OMIGOD NOO I CANT FEEL MY LEG'S ARRGH BURNING UUGH

Raccoons Hiding OutRaccoons Hiding Out
May 21, 2007 2:49 PM
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA RACOON'S

Kissing Ronald McDonaldKissing Ronald McDonald
May 21, 2007 2:48 PM
DAMNIT THE CLOWN ALWAYS GETS THE GIRL FUUCK

Groom Wants One Last FeelGroom Wants One Last Feel
May 21, 2007 2:46 PM
PROBABLY WANTS A 3SOM WITH HIS NEW WIFE & HER FRIEND

Slow Motion CannonSlow Motion Cannon
May 21, 2007 2:45 PM
HEY THAT SEAGULL LOOKS LIKE A TERRERIST KILL IT

Wheelchair TankWheelchair Tank
May 21, 2007 2:41 PM
IF I WERE IN THAT THING I WOULD BE LIKE DONT *** WITH ME I'M CRIPPLED I BET U DONT EVEN NEED A RAMP FOR THAT JUST GO OVER THE STAIRS

A Real Tight FitA Real Tight Fit
May 21, 2007 2:39 PM
HEY LOOK IT'S JABBA'S BROTHER

Funny Way To CommuteFunny Way To Commute
May 21, 2007 2:38 PM
too thee office building AWWAAYY

A Fish ChokesA Fish Chokes
May 21, 2007 2:36 PM
just go's to show u that fish r f-n stupud and why we like like to fish them to near exstinction MOFO

Poor PlumberPoor Plumber
May 21, 2007 2:35 PM
musta been a huge ass turd like the size of ur arm huge

Scary Guitar PlayerScary Guitar Player
May 21, 2007 2:32 PM
HEY DOOBY YOUR A RETARD

Funny Company NameFunny Company Name
May 21, 2007 2:29 PM
NOO NOT MY BUTT!!

Police Car Tires StolenPolice Car Tires Stolen
May 21, 2007 2:25 PM
allright boys we got a 420 in progress to the squad cars GUUAAHH!?!??!!??!?!

Porcupine BabiesPorcupine Babies
Feb 28, 2007 8:42 PM
mm cupcakes

Funny Owned KidFunny Owned Kid
Feb 28, 2007 8:39 PM
dont drop the soap in juvi faggo

A Flat CarA Flat Car
Feb 28, 2007 8:09 PM
it got ran over by a tank i think i saw that clip on tv a guy stole a tank and went on a rampage and the cops had to kill his ass

Cute Baby With A Big DogCute Baby With A Big Dog
Feb 21, 2007 6:49 PM
that dog wouldint hurt a fly it's obvius to me that the dog would never hurt the kid i happen to have a dog maybe not as big but is pretty protective of babys in the family

Base Jump In Birdman SuitBase Jump In Birdman Suit
Feb 21, 2007 6:19 PM
i soo wanna do that someday but verry verry high--(i mean stoned)

Andy Dick Touching Ivanka TrumpAndy Dick Touching Ivanka Trump
Feb 21, 2007 6:05 PM
way to go andy dick leaving in style allright!!

Einstein RobotEinstein Robot
Mar 27, 2006 9:33 PM
kill it before it becomes self aware!!

Real Life Role Playing GameReal Life Role Playing Game
Mar 27, 2006 9:31 PM
that ***in scene where that dude says but if we dont kill nature how will we build our houses

Water Bag PrankWater Bag Prank
Mar 27, 2006 9:26 PM
shoulda filmed more to see more of that bitches reaction heeyyeeaahh!!?!?!?! lahfoi'jglfjagsdhflgsallskdjlgkhasl

James Brown InterviewJames Brown Interview
Mar 27, 2006 9:24 PM
living in america!!??!?!?! ahh the effect's of subsance abuse

Asian Guy Gets ShockedAsian Guy Gets Shocked
Mar 27, 2006 9:16 PM
_h-o-s-e-r-s_

Pillow Fight ClubPillow Fight Club
Mar 27, 2006 9:07 PM
look's like fun i would make the biggest pillow than get supert wasted and streak right through thiere and then through the quad and the gymnasyium and mabey some kfc.

Kid Jumps Down To Trash CansKid Jumps Down To Trash Cans
Mar 27, 2006 9:02 PM
dad-(hey son take down the garbage) son-(okaay!!)

How To Peel A PotatoHow To Peel A Potato
Mar 27, 2006 9:00 PM
japinese shows trip me out ooh man the potatoe shit is da shit

College PacmanCollege Pacman
Mar 27, 2006 8:57 PM
where's the pretzel?

QVC Prank CallerQVC Prank Caller
Mar 27, 2006 12:51 AM
yay-porn

Sub Sinks ShipSub Sinks Ship
Mar 27, 2006 12:49 AM
die you ***in commies die hahahahahahhaahaa

Old Women Hit By CarsOld Women Hit By Cars
Mar 27, 2006 12:47 AM
broken hip

Guy Runs Into WallGuy Runs Into Wall
Mar 27, 2006 12:45 AM
thank god for retatds

Guy On FireGuy On Fire
Mar 27, 2006 12:43 AM
heheeheehaahaha that's what you get for passing out first haahahaa look at him burn

The Bladder BuddyThe Bladder Buddy
Mar 27, 2006 12:42 AM
that guy's a freak who in the right mind would use that thing it's not exactly discreet ***in shmook

Naked Prisoner Acting CrazyNaked Prisoner Acting Crazy
Mar 27, 2006 12:36 AM
hey kid's dont smoke crack!!

Unnecessary Censorship 10Unnecessary Censorship 10
Mar 27, 2006 12:33 AM
THAT BARNEY one was wrong on so many levels but still funny

Lucky Race WatcherLucky Race Watcher
Mar 27, 2006 12:25 AM
it's a miracle!!

Lucky Cat Falls 80 Feet And LivesLucky Cat Falls 80 Feet And Lives
Mar 27, 2006 12:24 AM
cat shoulda splatted!!

Nice Building ImplosionNice Building Implosion
Mar 27, 2006 12:21 AM
(man answers phone in office building) hello?..what's that?..oohh.. the demolition is today ok i was just packing my thing's and i'll be out of here uhh what time will it be?..oh!! right now?..(shit)..

Reporter Covers Block TowerReporter Covers Block Tower
Mar 27, 2006 12:16 AM
HAA HAA sucker

Crazy Couple Toyota CommercialCrazy Couple Toyota Commercial
Mar 21, 2006 4:27 PM
it's final destination but funnier!!

Teacher Gets Pants Pulled DownTeacher Gets Pants Pulled Down
Mar 21, 2006 4:17 PM
the teacher probably had streak marks

Agent K Shooting GameAgent K Shooting Game
Mar 21, 2006 4:09 PM
die bob barker die!!

Snowboard Hits Camera ManSnowboard Hits Camera Man
Mar 21, 2006 4:06 PM
what did the five say to the face (seellaap!!) hahahahahaahaa charley murphy!!

Peeing On Frozen PondPeeing On Frozen Pond
Mar 21, 2006 4:04 PM
now that's some ***in funny mutha***in ***in funny shit now ya heard hahahaahaa drugs are awesome

Asian Guy Gets ShockedAsian Guy Gets Shocked
Mar 21, 2006 4:00 PM
gook mutha ***a

The Bull TaserThe Bull Taser
Mar 15, 2006 12:46 PM
yeeaahh who cares if that bull got hurt it's just a dumb animal who probably forgets the whole thing in five minutes hell i would tazer it zzaap!! hahahahahhaa *** u hippies!!

Very Limber GirlVery Limber Girl
Mar 15, 2006 12:39 PM
she probably shag's like a minx!!

Fat Guy RaceFat Guy Race
Mar 15, 2006 12:35 PM
c'mon winner gets a hotdog!!

Real Life Role Playing GameReal Life Role Playing Game
Mar 14, 2006 12:14 AM
but if we dont kill them how will we build our houses? funniest shit i ever seen that would be fun to do exept my sword would be real

The Beer BotThe Beer Bot
Mar 05, 2006 1:15 AM
i want that for my bedroom

The Michelin BabyThe Michelin Baby
Mar 03, 2006 12:46 AM
give him donuts lol

Naked AirlinesNaked Airlines
Mar 03, 2006 12:42 AM
sick ass shit i hope to god that they clean the seats after or better yet burn the seats in a furnace and tererist's on the plane probably hide weapons or bombs up thier ass bunch of ***in hippie ass nudist ***heads anyway i'm pissed now

Flexible GrandmaFlexible Grandma
Mar 03, 2006 12:37 AM
the continuing adventures of granny kick-ass

Tree Crushes TruckTree Crushes Truck
Mar 03, 2006 12:33 AM
uh oh better get macco

Water Hose Looks Like PeeWater Hose Looks Like Pee
Mar 03, 2006 12:31 AM
what every man thinks when looking at a garden hoze

World's Largest WomanWorld's Largest Woman
Mar 03, 2006 12:28 AM
i would nail her

Nice Wording On PantsNice Wording On Pants
Mar 03, 2006 12:23 AM
fat bitches (shudder)

Pee Friendly FirePee Friendly Fire
Mar 02, 2006 2:37 AM
ghad

Mafia License PlateMafia License Plate
Mar 02, 2006 2:37 AM
oh shit i hit a car like that

Beer Keg Christmas TreeBeer Keg Christmas Tree
Mar 02, 2006 2:35 AM
all hail the mighty beer keg tree

Post It Owned TruckPost It Owned Truck
Mar 02, 2006 2:34 AM
wow that's crazy

Cat Chases DeerCat Chases Deer
Mar 02, 2006 2:32 AM
mm deer

Outfielder PunchedOutfielder Punched
Mar 02, 2006 2:31 AM
i'm keepin the ball you prick

House Fire IdiotHouse Fire Idiot
Mar 02, 2006 2:28 AM
hes puffin a jay while thier tryin ta save his shit gues too high to give a crap

Storm ComingStorm Coming
Mar 02, 2006 2:25 AM
sucks to anyone who live anywhere near thiere

Storm ComingStorm Coming
Mar 02, 2006 2:25 AM
run awaay grab the tv and run

Darth Vader ArrestedDarth Vader Arrested
Mar 02, 2006 2:22 AM
i sense a disturbance in the force no wait ohyeah it's bacon

Hammer TimeHammer Time
Mar 02, 2006 2:20 AM
oohhaayyoohh

Just Too BigJust Too Big
Mar 02, 2006 2:19 AM
more cusion for the pushin

Two Chicks On A Long MotorcycleTwo Chicks On A Long Motorcycle
Mar 02, 2006 2:17 AM
thiers a bike and apparently thiers a huge guy in the backround i'm sorry all i see is boobys

Cop Car Gets StuckCop Car Gets Stuck
Mar 02, 2006 2:15 AM
foiled by the duke brothers again

Dog Drinks From ToiletDog Drinks From Toilet
Mar 02, 2006 2:14 AM
so that's where all my turds go!!

Funny Beer Ad PictureFunny Beer Ad Picture
Mar 02, 2006 2:13 AM
aayyaayyeeaahh

FedEx Truck TippedFedEx Truck Tipped
Mar 02, 2006 2:12 AM
so that's what happens when you let a speed addicted monkey drive

Square Bike WheelSquare Bike Wheel
Mar 02, 2006 2:10 AM
your wheel is square deal with it stop crying

Strange MirrorStrange Mirror
Mar 02, 2006 2:08 AM
it looks like the grudge

Fireworks Off StomachFireworks Off Stomach
Mar 02, 2006 2:06 AM
hey (nero) freedom of speach oohrah

Albino DeerAlbino Deer
Mar 02, 2006 2:04 AM
i agree lets kill it

What Kind Of CookiesWhat Kind Of Cookies
Mar 02, 2006 2:03 AM
grandma can i have a cookie

Fallen Port A JohnsFallen Port A Johns
Mar 02, 2006 2:00 AM
thos are porto shiters without a doubt

What Great FriendsWhat Great Friends
Mar 02, 2006 1:57 AM
if i was that dude who got spilled on i would punch that ***er in the ball so hard than i would walk away cursing uncontrolably

Porcupine BabiesPorcupine Babies
Mar 02, 2006 1:55 AM
EAT THE CUPCAKES C'MON U KNOW U WANNA

Drunk Face DrawingsDrunk Face Drawings
Mar 02, 2006 1:53 AM
I WOULD WRITE COKNOCKER ON HIS FOREHEAD WITH PERMINENT INK

Drunk Face DrawingsDrunk Face Drawings
Mar 02, 2006 1:52 AM
I WOULD DO IT

Cheating Husband OwnedCheating Husband Owned
Mar 02, 2006 1:50 AM
WHAT A BItch who cares if the dude cheated on you you dont just spraypaint his boat that is but yet so is cheating on your wife but to drag into the street so the whole nieghborhood can see thats bad but i'm just a guy with very little morall vallues and i dont really care for relationships whautever the *** had it comin i guse.

Stealing LettersStealing Letters
Mar 02, 2006 1:43 AM
ha ha ha *** AUTORITY

Strange Homeless SignStrange Homeless Sign
Mar 02, 2006 1:42 AM
I would give him a meatball sub and $5

Hide The Bud LightHide The Bud Light
Mar 02, 2006 1:41 AM
THEY ARE SOO WASTED

Bud Light Magic FridgeBud Light Magic Fridge
Mar 02, 2006 1:39 AM
YAY FOR BEER!!

Young Crocodile HunterYoung Crocodile Hunter
Mar 02, 2006 1:38 AM
sit bubu sit good croc

Funny JudgeFunny Judge
Mar 02, 2006 1:36 AM
he has an itch but hes makin it look like hes on extassy or somthin

Kids Bloopers And StuntsKids Bloopers And Stunts
Mar 02, 2006 1:34 AM
kinda funny but thier just rippin off JACKASS so i kinda didnt lough that much german people hahahaa

Mean Dad Scares KidMean Dad Scares Kid
Mar 02, 2006 1:30 AM
Funny video but the dad who filmed this had like no reaction he just stood thier and filmed that's kinda cold while his son is screamin bloody marry