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Screen Name: mgreen1 - (308) Comments PostedMember Since: Jul 11, 2005
Hi I'm Greeny as they call me. I think there should be more dane cook on guzer. that's about all i gotta say
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Anime Eyes MakeupAnime Eyes Makeup
Jan 10, 2008 6:58 PM
daang that looks real!

The Kitty Cat Dance And SongThe Kitty Cat Dance And Song
Jan 06, 2008 7:36 PM
BEST VIDEO EVERR. i love this even after watching it 3 years ago, we sing it ALL the time. most addicting video EVER.

Punkd' SpoofPunkd' Spoof
Jan 06, 2008 7:30 PM
WTF squirrel man. this deffinately ISNT mad tv. if you see the picture in the beginning it says SNL you complete idiot. mad tv kind of sucks btw.

Punkd' SpoofPunkd' Spoof
Jan 06, 2008 7:28 PM
HAAHAHA. OMFG. another SNL amazing video!! omfg. i love how it's really a good impression of ashton kutcher! OMFG and man he looks SOO different from now. he should've never cut his hair. but still this is GOOLD.

Who Is Your Cyber PartnerWho Is Your Cyber Partner
Jan 06, 2008 7:11 PM
omfg that is so *** OMGG. that would suckk.k

Recording Family Guy VoicesRecording Family Guy Voices
Jan 06, 2008 7:09 PM
man the same guy does it for like all of them! that's crazy.

Black Eyed Peas On ViolinBlack Eyed Peas On Violin
Jan 06, 2008 7:05 PM
wtf! this is like the most populer song by them! I LOVEE the music video! it's like my favorite! but anyway this girl is AMAZINGG. man i wish i could do that.

Kid Gives The Evil EyeKid Gives The Evil Eye
Jan 06, 2008 7:00 PM
THIS IS SOO CUTE. it's like whenever i'm like HAHAHAHA..no. xD

Simon Cowell InsultsSimon Cowell Insults
Feb 08, 2007 7:17 PM
my brother would be PERFECT for that job. i'm not even kidding. he ALWAYS tells the truth no matter if its the WORST THING in the WORLD> and after it all he would be like: its true!. my brothers the next simon

Simon Cowell InsultsSimon Cowell Insults
Feb 08, 2007 7:17 PM
lol. sink like the titanic?

Graffiti RemovalGraffiti Removal
Feb 08, 2007 7:04 PM
smarrtt

Dane Cook Crappy JobsDane Cook Crappy Jobs
Feb 08, 2007 7:01 PM
OMG there needs to be more dane cook on guzer. he IS the FUNNY . hes HILARIOUS OMG

Numa Numa Dance and SongNuma Numa Dance and Song
Feb 08, 2007 6:50 PM
OMFG that is liek my FFAVORITE SONG EVER! when you leave my colors fade to gray ooh ooh ay numa numa numa ay OMG THAT SONG MAKES ME SOO HAPPY!

Cursor EaterCursor Eater
Jan 15, 2007 4:28 PM
i like how it acutally dissapears wen he eats it. lol

End Of The WorldEnd Of The World
Jan 15, 2007 4:25 PM
this is literally the funniest vid. i am NOT joking. i love the end and how he says it really fast. !!

DrawPlay GameDrawPlay Game
Jan 15, 2007 4:10 PM
woah. this is like the only game i know where you get to acutally decide. much harder then having only ONE way

Numa Numa Dance and SongNuma Numa Dance and Song
Jan 15, 2007 4:00 PM
i love the eyebrow thing =]

Tequila AdTequila Ad
Jan 15, 2007 3:57 PM
woah. some of them were funny. like loss of money

Holding Boobs ParodyHolding Boobs Parody
Jan 15, 2007 3:54 PM
i cant believe the hostess person acutally did that live! lol i would never do that. i love snl

Guy Tricked - Feels Up His MomGuy Tricked - Feels Up His Mom
Sep 16, 2006 7:44 PM
hah imagine saing @ss over and over again in front of ur mom hahaa not that its bad but he was feeling her rele wrongly

The F Word On ESPNThe F Word On ESPN
Sep 16, 2006 7:18 PM
and thats why it sucks sitting right next to the camera dood

Funny Umbrella CoverFunny Umbrella Cover
Sep 13, 2006 7:40 PM
wow..theyy come so small and stretch wayy to much

Funny NoticeFunny Notice
Sep 13, 2006 7:39 PM
haha?

Funny Cats Home MoviesFunny Cats Home Movies
Jun 28, 2006 7:47 PM
aww thats so cute

People Scared While WaitingPeople Scared While Waiting
Jun 28, 2006 7:37 PM
LOL.. that was..interesting..

Funny Home Videos Of ChildrenFunny Home Videos Of Children
Jun 11, 2006 9:09 AM
OMG! i think in the first clip they were doing the excersise thing we were doin in school! it had the same guy in the front but u cant really see it~!!OMG

Model Falls In High HeelsModel Falls In High Heels
Jun 11, 2006 8:59 AM
a lot of the models couldnt walk in this.. and stop insultin her! she's a good model and she replaced that gap with a tooth for the competition

El Cambio Nada Change TrickEl Cambio Nada Change Trick
Jun 11, 2006 8:56 AM
woah howd he do that?

Model Falls In High HeelsModel Falls In High Heels
May 26, 2006 9:39 PM
OMG!! that girl-danielle-is americas top model right now!! she won! wen i saw this i was like woah i saw this clip on TV!!

Checking Out The SecrataryChecking Out The Secratary
May 26, 2006 9:32 PM
woah that was wrong wen she slapped the secretarys butt!

Naughty Knot Lingerie InventionNaughty Knot Lingerie Invention
May 26, 2006 9:19 PM
of course the out of style boring old woman doesnt think people want to use it..ew i cant believe she did that in front of the people she was just naked!!

Free Breast Exam ScamFree Breast Exam Scam
May 26, 2006 9:02 PM
ew i wouldnt do that to a stranger even if he was old.

Top 5 Ping Pong ShotsTop 5 Ping Pong Shots
May 26, 2006 8:50 PM
woah how can u stand 2 feet away and still play??

Funny Home Videos Of ChildrenFunny Home Videos Of Children
May 26, 2006 8:47 PM
that is one reason i dont wear skirts!!

Funny Home Videos Of ChildrenFunny Home Videos Of Children
May 26, 2006 8:46 PM
ew that last one was on TV??lol

Dirty Nun PrankDirty Nun Prank
May 26, 2006 8:43 PM
uhh i didnt see any crazy reactions..??

Funny Magician VideoFunny Magician Video
May 26, 2006 8:41 PM
omfg that is not force this is SOO stupid!!1

Hot Pepsi CommercialHot Pepsi Commercial
May 26, 2006 8:31 PM
taht was funny wen the dude was whistling and then he jjsut stoped lol

Hot Pepsi CommercialHot Pepsi Commercial
May 26, 2006 8:29 PM
woah i wouldnt do that even for pepsi..i hate pepsi! and anyway i would just run across the sand

Ball Trap GameBall Trap Game
May 26, 2006 8:27 PM
yawnn

Crazy Cup TestCrazy Cup Test
May 26, 2006 8:22 PM
OMG..wat has gone wrong with the world?? 7 year old kids kicking a 20 year old guy in the groin? wooah

Angel FallsAngel Falls
Apr 14, 2006 7:39 PM
to hard

Nintendo 64 For ChristmasNintendo 64 For Christmas
Apr 12, 2006 9:55 PM
lol i like the slow motion effects..lol when he opens the other presents he's just like ok now i get to play *muahahahah* and the gurls just like my dream comme true! OMG!!*sob* almost reminds me of us wen we got our first nintendo gamecube! we were like OMG omgomomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomggo i cant believe we have a this! our DREAM. come. true sry people..flashback

Nintendo 64 For ChristmasNintendo 64 For Christmas
Apr 12, 2006 9:53 PM
wow the kids not gonna get a better xmas present..luky kid

Nintendo 64 For ChristmasNintendo 64 For Christmas
Apr 12, 2006 9:52 PM
the girls just like i m gonna copy the boy! she wasnt reaeaaly hyper like the boy

Wrong Shopping BagWrong Shopping Bag
Apr 12, 2006 9:49 PM
lol everyones like aah veggies! no i'll die!1 nad chips!! I AM GONNA DIE!!

Mini Bike Face Plant VideoMini Bike Face Plant Video
Apr 12, 2006 9:48 PM
okk this is reaaly stupid

The Spinning CatThe Spinning Cat
Apr 12, 2006 9:45 PM
i luv seeing this over and over and over and over again! lol it sounds like its saying lets get retarted..

Train Hits Semi TruckTrain Hits Semi Truck
Apr 12, 2006 9:43 PM
kk

Funny Paris Hilton Commercial SpoofFunny Paris Hilton Commercial Spoof
Apr 12, 2006 9:41 PM
eww that guy was uugly

Womans Private Toy Has Many UsesWomans Private Toy Has Many Uses
Apr 12, 2006 9:39 PM
thanks..but i think that i should skip dessert at least once rihgt..? i mean it's not healthy..lmao

Womans Private Toy Has Many UsesWomans Private Toy Has Many Uses
Apr 12, 2006 9:35 PM
wat was that? a leg razor?

Bruce Lee Lipton CommercialBruce Lee Lipton Commercial
Apr 12, 2006 9:33 PM
lol a commercial that i actualy like!!

Dog That Walks On 2 FeetDog That Walks On 2 Feet
Apr 12, 2006 9:30 PM
noss squirel..just cuz u hate cats doesnt mean theyre to stupid and lazy!! my cat ALWAYS stands on her hind legs and she has front legs!! that dog just didnt have front legs so he hadd to walk! stupid

End Women's SuffrageEnd Women's Suffrage
Apr 12, 2006 9:27 PM
psh one day 5-year olds will be allowed to vote! he just kinda forces them to sign..yeh tahts how i woudlve spelled suffrage too! i saw taht comin ..hehe

Paintball In MouthPaintball In Mouth
Apr 12, 2006 9:22 PM
wats with the music? i still dont see the fun in paintballin

Up Skit CreekUp Skit Creek
Apr 12, 2006 9:21 PM
yup i got to much spare time

Up Skit CreekUp Skit Creek
Apr 12, 2006 9:21 PM
ps people..notice in the first skit the steering wheel is on the right side!! ha eauropean and asian style!! woope!!

Playing With MatchesPlaying With Matches
Apr 12, 2006 11:33 AM
i've seen enough..who does taht!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?? its like smoking..its bad

Marzipan Babies PictureMarzipan Babies Picture
Apr 12, 2006 11:31 AM
http://ww.camilleallen.com/camille_allen10.htm dude he's right.. go to this website and read the questions..one of them say is it made out of marzipan? but she sed theres a rumor that it is..stupid guzer! srry

Marzipan Babies PictureMarzipan Babies Picture
Apr 12, 2006 11:26 AM
dude..fall_out_boy_fan..those are fake!! did u read the f*ckin caption? it said it was made out of sugar or sumtin..those are just really good "dolls"haha

Playing With A Fire BombPlaying With A Fire Bomb
Apr 12, 2006 11:25 AM
wow theyre just like my frends brother!! holy crap! when the fire got big i was like ..woah! yeh my frends brother looves fire!! he is exactly like them! he likes burning things up so much! its not even funny! omgg did u see all that smoke they made??no wonder so uch pollution

Crocodile Bites CarCrocodile Bites Car
Apr 12, 2006 11:23 AM
woo ah

Windows XP SpoofWindows XP Spoof
Apr 12, 2006 11:21 AM
that was soo cooL!! finally a computer were u getta click on everything!! who else did minesweeper here? all of them were bombs! haha!! and who did micrrohard (haha) word and clicked on view? it sed dont click this!! taht so coO!L!! peace people

Online Voodoo DollOnline Voodoo Doll
Apr 12, 2006 11:15 AM
sure that may be kinda stupid..i mean you might not believe that that's the person you hate..but it MAKES YOU CALM!!

How To Watch PornHow To Watch Porn
Apr 12, 2006 11:08 AM
i dont get how they look at porn wihtout gettin in trouble..they still need to go online

Slow Motion Water Balloon BreakSlow Motion Water Balloon Break
Apr 12, 2006 11:05 AM
so Thats! wat happens!!

Fast Bra UnsnapperFast Bra Unsnapper
Apr 12, 2006 11:03 AM
yup they were drunk.. i mean the last girl was holding a beer can..duh..?

Fast Bra UnsnapperFast Bra Unsnapper
Apr 12, 2006 10:58 AM
i bet he practived a lot on his wife..in bed. so obvious

STOMP - Flash StyleSTOMP - Flash Style
Apr 09, 2006 9:09 AM
hey nero i play runescape..i added u but u never go on! ANYONe that plays add greengurl! plz

STOMP - Flash StyleSTOMP - Flash Style
Apr 09, 2006 9:08 AM
nossquirel is you like stomp you should like this! who cares wat it is! it sounds so cool

Up Skit CreekUp Skit Creek
Apr 08, 2006 11:08 AM
LOL i like the nude one..OWNED..lol i watched that like 3 times

Up Skit CreekUp Skit Creek
Apr 08, 2006 10:59 AM
THIS IS SOO FUNNY! almost as funyn as the end of the world one!hahahah this took a lot of my boringness time

Family Guy Wheel Of FortuneFamily Guy Wheel Of Fortune
Apr 08, 2006 10:45 AM
i dont get the Z4QQ thing? can sumone explain it?

End Of The WorldEnd Of The World
Apr 08, 2006 10:39 AM
hey everyone can u vote to delete the last comment i made? its to long..thx so much for ur support

Woman vs MouseWoman vs Mouse
Apr 08, 2006 10:22 AM
WOw ww jamy jay u do put like 50 comments

Shot While In The BathroomShot While In The Bathroom
Apr 08, 2006 10:07 AM
umm how come he shoots him? and he doesnt get hurt?was that a fake gun?

Cool Street PaintingCool Street Painting
Apr 08, 2006 9:55 AM
HOLY CRAP!! THESE AREA SO AWSOME~!!

Back Yard BrawlBack Yard Brawl
Apr 08, 2006 9:54 AM
eww this is boring

Model Falls In High HeelsModel Falls In High Heels
Apr 08, 2006 9:50 AM
actually she doesnt look good in them..theyre too high ooh i watched next top model! that was a cool show she shouldve practiced walkin in them b4 she thinks she can do it!

Gotta Go - Bathroom OccupiedGotta Go - Bathroom Occupied
Apr 07, 2006 8:09 PM
eww..that sound!!OMG! eww i can imagine ugly things

Where's WaldoWhere's Waldo
Apr 07, 2006 8:05 PM
wow i didnt get scared at all..i found him in liek a second

Online Voodoo DollOnline Voodoo Doll
Apr 07, 2006 7:57 PM
haha that was great !! with the name and the arrow and everything it made it look like i was actually ironing MITCH! haha

Smiley Rear EndSmiley Rear End
Apr 07, 2006 7:55 PM
i soo saw that coming duhh

Up Skit CreekUp Skit Creek
Apr 07, 2006 7:53 PM
that is soo funny!!

Red Box AnimationRed Box Animation
Apr 07, 2006 7:37 PM
woah cool

Woman Falls Through BubblesWoman Falls Through Bubbles
Apr 07, 2006 7:25 PM
shes ugly

The Original Star Wars KidThe Original Star Wars Kid
Apr 07, 2006 7:16 PM
he just kinda dances with the stick

Brian Punches StewieBrian Punches Stewie
Apr 07, 2006 7:10 PM
ooh he hit a baby

Mini Michael JacksonMini Michael Jackson
Apr 07, 2006 7:03 PM
lol that girl with the dad is liek watchin a dirty dancer

Stop Animation Snake KidStop Animation Snake Kid
Apr 07, 2006 7:01 PM
holy ** that looks so cool

Head Crunch VideoHead Crunch Video
Apr 07, 2006 6:57 PM
how come i didnt work b4 he tried to crush his head?

Family Guy Wheel Of FortuneFamily Guy Wheel Of Fortune
Apr 07, 2006 6:55 PM
haha how much for that fat guy in the circle?

Funny Soccer BloopersFunny Soccer Bloopers
Apr 07, 2006 6:47 PM
OMG that leg was fake wasnt it..? right??..

Flintstones Winston Cigarette CommercialFlintstones Winston Cigarette Commercial
Mar 30, 2006 5:00 PM
OMG that wouldve been a cool comercial!! not like all those stuppid comercials! it would make more ppl notice them toO! ps ..the flinstones didnt have ciggarets its so weird

Mercury DropsMercury Drops
Mar 30, 2006 4:58 PM
it gets boring after a while

Water Instantly FreezesWater Instantly Freezes
Mar 30, 2006 4:51 PM
fake of course but how do they do it? cold room?

Quarter Can Magic TrickQuarter Can Magic Trick
Mar 30, 2006 4:43 PM
how do they do that? i mean anyway u cant get a quater inside a soda unless they start with it in the company..Wow the whole soda got wasted