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Screen Name: lord_and_master - (271) Comments PostedMember Since: May 15, 2005
I am a girl, I am a bitch, I dont care.
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Baby KangarooBaby Kangaroo
May 29, 2006 1:52 PM
thats actually a yellow footed rock wallaby.. i did i report on them that makes me.. lame

Car Wrapped Around TreeCar Wrapped Around Tree
May 11, 2006 9:41 PM
well first of all.. why the hell is this on \"funny pictures\" when its pretty tragic and how the hell does madagascar know its american. dumb americans my ass, madagascar go shut the *** up because that is the most ignorant stament ive ever heard. AMERICA KICKS ASS!

Guy On FireGuy On Fire
Mar 27, 2006 3:59 PM
well they obviously sprayed him with axe or something like that, you can see the can in the corner. but i he rolled and caught the couch on fire there could be an even bigger problem. very dangerous

Monkey On MotorcycleMonkey On Motorcycle
Mar 23, 2006 8:37 PM
its a stuffed toy gorilla. ive seen those things at the toy store. It may look real, but its not

Cub Shoot 3Cub Shoot 3
Feb 20, 2006 7:15 PM
shweet i have the newest highscore. god i love happy tree friends!

Cat Shaped MountainCat Shaped Mountain
Feb 04, 2006 5:59 PM
ok the moron below needs to realize that whoever is writing the descriptions is NOT taking the pictures and does not know whether or not it is real. I dont think it is. photoshop, dumbass

A Really Dirty Job - Horse InseminationA Really Dirty Job - Horse Insemination
Aug 05, 2005 1:29 PM
eww

Presidential KnockoutPresidential Knockout
Aug 05, 2005 1:28 PM
DIE KERRY U BASTARD!

Cars Sliding And Crashing On IceCars Sliding And Crashing On Ice
Aug 05, 2005 1:26 PM
thats really creepy

Naked AirlinesNaked Airlines
Aug 05, 2005 1:24 PM
EWW NASTY!

Awesome Sand Storm PictureAwesome Sand Storm Picture
Aug 04, 2005 10:41 AM
thats gotta suck!

Kitten Snuggles With DogKitten Snuggles With Dog
Aug 04, 2005 10:40 AM
aw how precious.. how sickly precious..

Funny Muscle WomanFunny Muscle Woman
Aug 04, 2005 10:37 AM
steriroids do that to people..

Cute Puppies PlayingCute Puppies Playing
Aug 04, 2005 10:32 AM
"shut up or ill make u shut up!"

Flexible GrandmaFlexible Grandma
Aug 04, 2005 10:31 AM
eww thats disturbing

Counting SheepCounting Sheep
Jul 30, 2005 8:27 PM
i think that happens to the best of us after a few beers

Four Wheeler Loses Back TiresFour Wheeler Loses Back Tires
Jul 30, 2005 3:32 PM
o thats gotta SUCK

UFO 101UFO 101
Jul 30, 2005 3:32 PM
hecka coo

Attempted Water JumpAttempted Water Jump
Jul 28, 2005 5:10 PM
hahaha thats sumthin i would do

Cat Doing House WorkCat Doing House Work
Jul 28, 2005 5:10 PM
catterella? thats the best u can come up with??

Play Sheep InvadersPlay Sheep Invaders
Jul 28, 2005 5:07 PM
lmao that rocked!

Boom Boom - Volleyball With A BombBoom Boom - Volleyball With A Bomb
Jul 28, 2005 5:06 PM
so did ne one use the cheat i gave?

Land Space Ship Against GravityLand Space Ship Against Gravity
Jul 28, 2005 5:05 PM
ggaayy

Extreme RowingExtreme Rowing
Jul 28, 2005 5:05 PM
this game is way creepy

Man Walks Into WindowMan Walks Into Window
Jul 28, 2005 5:04 PM
and im blonde

Man Walks Into WindowMan Walks Into Window
Jul 28, 2005 5:03 PM
oh ive done this about.. millions of times

Funny Piano PlayersFunny Piano Players
Jul 28, 2005 5:01 PM
hahahahahahahahahahha thats hot

Man Lifts Car With HeadMan Lifts Car With Head
Jul 28, 2005 5:01 PM
this was uhh painful

Snowboard ChallengeSnowboard Challenge
Jul 28, 2005 4:59 PM
i hate these ***in games

Pipe Mania GamePipe Mania Game
Jul 28, 2005 4:58 PM
O god i hate this game!

Dog Sitting Up Like A HumanDog Sitting Up Like A Human
Jul 28, 2005 4:57 PM
hahahahahaha he looks drunk!

Cat And Squirrel Face To FaceCat And Squirrel Face To Face
Jul 28, 2005 4:57 PM
this must be how sum1 feels when they talk to criminals at jail. lol

Cat Asleep In A ShoeCat Asleep In A Shoe
Jul 28, 2005 4:55 PM
kitty ciropractor.

Cats Head Stuck In GlassCats Head Stuck In Glass
Jul 28, 2005 4:55 PM
hahahahahaha stupid cat!

StackopolisStackopolis
Jul 25, 2005 7:07 PM
ggaayy

Go Fly A Kite!Go Fly A Kite!
Jul 25, 2005 7:06 PM
I HATE THIS GAME

Splooge Invaders - Birth Control PillSplooge Invaders - Birth Control Pill
Jul 25, 2005 7:05 PM
i let her get pregnant.. whore

SwingerSwinger
Jul 25, 2005 7:04 PM
click click click the ***ing clicking is geting to me *twiches eye*

Classic JengaClassic Jenga
Jul 25, 2005 7:04 PM
hehehehehe wayy fun

Little SoldiersLittle Soldiers
Jul 25, 2005 7:03 PM
aww how adorable lol

Mad SharkMad Shark
Jul 25, 2005 7:02 PM
that makes me sad:(

Maze RaceMaze Race
Jul 25, 2005 7:01 PM
oh this takes WAY too much thinking lol

Rodeo - Bull RidingRodeo - Bull Riding
Jul 25, 2005 7:00 PM
haha i like watching him fall off in misery

Road BlocksRoad Blocks
Jul 25, 2005 7:00 PM
I DONT GET IT:(

Go Tubing!Go Tubing!
Jul 25, 2005 6:59 PM
haha nice

Play Pool Jam OnlinePlay Pool Jam Online
Jul 25, 2005 6:58 PM
WAAYY addictive

Power FoxPower Fox
Jul 25, 2005 6:58 PM
i love this lil fox. i make love to it

Land Space Ship Against GravityLand Space Ship Against Gravity
Jul 25, 2005 6:57 PM
wow this is.. crappy

Mouse Pads With BreastsMouse Pads With Breasts
Jul 25, 2005 6:52 PM
HAHA thats soo funny! wicked cool!

Sumo SoccerSumo Soccer
Jul 23, 2005 10:23 PM
disturbing..

Nordic Chill Snow Race GameNordic Chill Snow Race Game
Jul 23, 2005 2:30 PM
i dont quite get the shooting part lol

Funny Warning SignFunny Warning Sign
Jul 23, 2005 2:27 PM
damn straight bitch!

Sadam And Osama - Highway to HellSadam And Osama - Highway to Hell
Jul 23, 2005 1:15 AM
haha that has a really catchy beat.. damn those terrorist and their hip tunes!

Cute Cat - Good CatnipCute Cat - Good Catnip
Jul 23, 2005 1:13 AM
HAHAHAHAHA thats just like me

Friendship TurdFriendship Turd
Jul 23, 2005 1:12 AM
i feel.. luved?

The Farmer & The DonkeyThe Farmer & The Donkey
Jul 23, 2005 1:11 AM
that ass!

Jack N The BoxJack N The Box
Jul 23, 2005 1:11 AM
HAHAHA well that was alot cleaner than i was expecting.. lol

Cat in the Kettle at The Peking MoonCat in the Kettle at The Peking Moon
Jul 23, 2005 1:09 AM
mm well at least they are putting strays to DELICIOUS use..lol

Gas Prices Rising Higher And Higher - Funny SongGas Prices Rising Higher And Higher - Funny Song
Jul 23, 2005 1:06 AM
catchy.. very catchy

2 Fast 2 Furious Movie Spoof2 Fast 2 Furious Movie Spoof
Jul 23, 2005 1:06 AM
HAHAHA thray thrawsome!

10 Ways to Annoy Cops10 Ways to Annoy Cops
Jul 23, 2005 1:03 AM
another one is if he says "ur eyes look red, have u been drinking?" respond with "ur eyes look glazed. have u been eating donuts?"

Smiley Rear EndSmiley Rear End
Jul 22, 2005 10:51 PM
that wasnt predictable..

Sadam Being Bombed to a SongSadam Being Bombed to a Song
Jul 22, 2005 10:51 PM
sadam sux monkey balls

Online Voodoo DollOnline Voodoo Doll
Jul 22, 2005 10:47 PM
HAHAHAHAHA take that bitch!

Fuzzy Math - George Bush Comes CleanFuzzy Math - George Bush Comes Clean
Jul 22, 2005 10:44 PM
oh they can shut the *** up BUSH ROCKS!

See Superman In Slow MotionSee Superman In Slow Motion
Jul 22, 2005 10:42 PM
hahaha lmao that is hella funny!

Numa Numa Dance on American IdolNuma Numa Dance on American Idol
Jul 22, 2005 10:40 PM
hahaha that kicks ass!

Check Out That Thong!Check Out That Thong!
Jul 22, 2005 10:36 PM
EWW

Where's WaldoWhere's Waldo
Jul 22, 2005 10:35 PM
aww u got me.. sick bastards

Gotta Go - Bathroom OccupiedGotta Go - Bathroom Occupied
Jul 22, 2005 10:33 PM
ew thats just sick

Wazzuppp - With a New Look!Wazzuppp - With a New Look!
Jul 22, 2005 10:32 PM
no bcuz its ***

Granny Goes WildGranny Goes Wild
Jul 22, 2005 10:30 PM
EWW im sendin the wolf after this granny..

Poke The WormPoke The Worm
Jul 22, 2005 10:29 PM
EWW THATS JUST WRONG!

Halloween - Trick or TreatHalloween - Trick or Treat
Jul 22, 2005 10:28 PM
thats nast

Outsorced Tech SupportOutsorced Tech Support
Jul 22, 2005 10:26 PM
YOU ***ING BASTARDS STOLE THIS FROM ILLWILLPRESS.COM U STOLE IT BURN IN ***ING HELL! AND THE SQUIRRELY HAS A NAME.. ITS "FoaMY" U ALL ARE ***ING RETARDS!!

Chick Swallows A Balloon WholeChick Swallows A Balloon Whole
Jul 22, 2005 10:21 PM
well its possible with this kind of muscle relaxant that stops ur gag reflex for periods of time.

Wacky Cat PictureWacky Cat Picture
Jul 22, 2005 10:18 PM
is that cho mamma?? is that rreeally yo mamma??

Classic Break OutClassic Break Out
Jul 22, 2005 10:18 PM
ADDICTIVE NEON COLORS

Bill Gates Pie In The FaceBill Gates Pie In The Face
Jul 22, 2005 12:28 PM
who can frown when they have billions of dollars. he could et his balls savagely removed and still have a smirk

Xtreme Cartoon - Easter ProtestXtreme Cartoon - Easter Protest
Jul 22, 2005 12:26 PM
that scared me

Tree Gives The FingerTree Gives The Finger
Jul 22, 2005 12:24 PM
"i have had enuff of this bullshit pollution!"

Nuns Have A Snowball FightNuns Have A Snowball Fight
Jul 22, 2005 12:23 PM
they are just fighting about whos God's favorite wife

Nice Parking Job - UnbelievableNice Parking Job - Unbelievable
Jul 22, 2005 12:22 PM
lets see him get back into that car

Indiana Jones Adventure GameIndiana Jones Adventure Game
Jul 21, 2005 10:39 PM
so effing hard.. it hurts

Huge Wave Coming Toward CrowdHuge Wave Coming Toward Crowd
Jul 21, 2005 7:38 PM
id like the after picture of this.. lol

New Complaint SystemNew Complaint System
Jul 21, 2005 7:36 PM
your pay is too low? well push this and we will see what we can do

Michael Jacksons DogMichael Jacksons Dog
Jul 21, 2005 7:35 PM
yo kero little boys

The Cutest KittyThe Cutest Kitty
Jul 21, 2005 7:34 PM
help me sir, i have no ears

Pop Tart Surprise - Cute KittyPop Tart Surprise - Cute Kitty
Jul 21, 2005 7:34 PM
*nutritious

Pop Tart Surprise - Cute KittyPop Tart Surprise - Cute Kitty
Jul 21, 2005 7:33 PM
theres a furry suprise in evry box! highly nitritious>:)

The Kitty Sniper - Funny Cat PicThe Kitty Sniper - Funny Cat Pic
Jul 21, 2005 7:32 PM
just a little to the left.. ahh.. ahh.. *perfect*

Butt Face - Funny Dog PictureButt Face - Funny Dog Picture
Jul 21, 2005 7:32 PM
not even a face a mother could love :(

Kitten Ready For BattleKitten Ready For Battle
Jul 21, 2005 7:31 PM
hahahaha this kitty kix ur kitty's ASS

The Youngest Soccer FanThe Youngest Soccer Fan
Jul 21, 2005 7:30 PM
now thats wut im tokin about!

Home Alone Spoof - Michael JacksonHome Alone Spoof - Michael Jackson
Jul 21, 2005 7:30 PM
oh dont act like it doesnt arouse u mcaully

Funny License Plate - FU StateFunny License Plate - FU State
Jul 21, 2005 7:30 PM
no you shut tripple fudge umbrella!

Some Kid Got OwnedSome Kid Got Owned
Jul 21, 2005 7:29 PM
haha nice one!

Gollum As Michael JacksonGollum As Michael Jackson
Jul 21, 2005 7:28 PM
let me set the record straight that he had no plastic surgery for this its just another 10 year puberty thing..

Ghetto Car LockGhetto Car Lock
Jul 21, 2005 7:27 PM
i dont see ne thing wrong with that.. lol