| Screen Name: kawaii_little_dolphin - (31) Comments Posted | Member Since: Nov 02, 2005 |
Mario Theme Song Played With HandsNov 05, 2005 7:42 PM
Lol, that guy's talented! Has a little too much free time, though.
Funny Hotel Commercial
Bikini Waxing VideoNov 05, 2005 7:35 PM
Yes, bikini waxing/laser/electrolysis does hurt. So next time you see a girl with a neat bikini area, be grateful; she's gone through a lot of pain, probably so that guys like you won't be grossed out! As for the guy, maybe he's a swimmer and needs to take it off so he can swim faster. Or maybe he's part of the new "manscaping" trend. Which I don't mind one bit. ^_~
Scary Demon Girl Video
Glow In The Dark Condom CommercialNov 04, 2005 4:54 PM
Why would a condom need to glow in the dark? Is it so that the girl can find her partner's d** if the lights are off? If she can't find it herself, she's a moron!
Creation Of The WheelNov 04, 2005 4:52 PM
Good job, Cavedude! Now I can have a little fun. *pole-dances on the very first pole-dancing-platform-hooziewhatsis* <--Sorry, guys, KLD does not take off her clothes doing this, lol. Ah, the wheel and axle, where would we be without it? ^_~
Breast Feeding ManNov 04, 2005 4:44 PM
Dude, get in shape. Your manboobs are bigger than my regular ones! And when a guy has bigger boobs than a girl, that's just insulting to both parties! >_<
Man Needs More Cubicle Space
Funny Italian Condom CommercialNov 04, 2005 4:39 PM
That guy was hot! *drooling* Hope he has an extra one! ^_~
Couple Goes Swimming NudeNov 04, 2005 4:37 PM
Well, that's what you get for skinnydipping in a pool other than your own, lol! But, what does a couple caught skinnydipping have to do with beer? Were they, like, drunk or something? D'OH! Bad KLD, you're talking too much! >_<
Funny Public Service Announcement For GuysNov 04, 2005 4:34 PM
Lol, one way to get guys to do their, er, examinations.
Garbage Man SurpriseNov 04, 2005 4:29 PM
LMAO, FUNNY! Too bad we take our own trash to the local dump instead of having garbage dudes pick it up. ^_^
Class Singing Numa Numa SongNov 04, 2005 4:27 PM
I <3 how the hands all go up at the same time! Wish my computer-science class was that fun, lol!
Womans Private Toy Has Many Uses
Blonde Rides A HorseNov 04, 2005 4:25 PM
Very misleading. I like jokes like that: something seems dirty, but it turns out to be anything but. ^_^
Spoof On Streakers - Everyone Is Nude!Nov 04, 2005 4:23 PM
A naked soccer game. Imagine all those hot, nude guys..:-D~~ Excuse me while I go get the Clorox wipes and clean up the mess I just made. ^_^ Can you imagine a world where nude is normal and being dressed can get you arrested? Hahaha..^_^
Always Use CondomsNov 04, 2005 4:20 PM
Tip of the day: Think of condoms as protection not only from STDs and child-support payments, but also from whiny little brats like that kid.
Gamer Gets Rid Of GirlfriendNov 04, 2005 4:18 PM
That's one way to do it! I could sure use that ability to get rid of some of the boys in my class, lol!
Daddy's DistractionNov 04, 2005 4:17 PM
That is *so* not her child! She's way too in-shape to be a mother. Maybe she's a babysitter, or the kid's adopted, or she's an aunt or sister or something, but not the kid's mom!
Drunk At The Office PartyNov 04, 2005 4:15 PM
That's the quickest way to get fired, or at least to be unconsidered for a raise.
Kids New Fun ToyNov 02, 2005 4:58 AM
Lol, how would you explain *that* to your kid? See, parents, that's why you should pick up your toys, too.
Redneck Roller CoasterNov 02, 2005 4:55 AM
Doeesn't look very safe, but they sure looked like they were havin' a good time, lol.
Fart Lighting AccidentNov 02, 2005 4:54 AM
LMAO, that's gotta hurt! See, kids? That's why we don't attempt to light our farts. :)
Cartoon About Life In A CubicleNov 02, 2005 4:52 AM
I sure hope there are no cubicles in heaven! That would be hell!
Funny Office HurdlesNov 02, 2005 4:47 AM
The guy in the white shirt in the back looks like this cutie from my AP English and Theater Arts classes! (I know it's not him, but I can see him doing that with his friends.) LMAO
VagiSeal - No More WorriesNov 02, 2005 4:45 AM
Aww, it won't help those sl*ts who so desperately need it. (Like some girls in my class who shall remain nameless, lol.) They'll just have oral or anal sex instead.
Dirty Underwear - Funny CommercialNov 02, 2005 4:42 AM
Eww..that's why you should always wear clean underwear. Clean undies turn us women on. ;)
The Dancing RoommateNov 02, 2005 4:41 AM
LMAO, that was funny. The dancing guy looks suspiciously like a dude rom my karate class. Wonder if he's ever been with the Air Force?
Numa Numa Dance and Song
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