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Screen Name: joooooeeeellllllllll - (2077) Comments PostedMember Since: Jan 18, 2007
go to www.joelhartzell.com its awesome
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Alligator JumpsAlligator Jumps
Mar 30, 2008 8:37 PM
hurry hump it's neck

Funny Protester SignsFunny Protester Signs
Mar 30, 2008 8:36 PM
no s**t its set up

Porsche BugPorsche Bug
Mar 30, 2008 8:36 PM
yet its still s**tty as f**k

One Man QuartetOne Man Quartet
Mar 30, 2008 8:35 PM
uhh.what tiger said.

One Man QuartetOne Man Quartet
Mar 30, 2008 8:34 PM
no it is a composition of four voices or four instruments. so its one man playin four instruments, which is possible. so f**k you guzer

Game Over T-ShirtGame Over T-Shirt
Mar 30, 2008 8:32 PM
no thats when you have to increase your game, and become a better player. unless you just give up

Honda Puyo Concept CarHonda Puyo Concept Car
Mar 30, 2008 8:31 PM
yea thats retarded as far as aerodynamics and saving gas go. and ugliness

Eskom BillboardEskom Billboard
Mar 30, 2008 8:30 PM
retarded in so many ways

Grandma Loves KissGrandma Loves Kiss
Mar 30, 2008 8:29 PM
duh are you guys retarded its a guy dressed up

Funny Zoo SignFunny Zoo Sign
Mar 30, 2008 8:28 PM
retarded lame sign designers

You Can't Afford This GirlYou Can't Afford This Girl
Mar 30, 2008 8:27 PM
just wait til one more paycheck baby i'll be able to afford you i promise

Someone Stole SantaSomeone Stole Santa
Mar 30, 2008 8:26 PM
wow so funny?

Three Kinds Of ServiceThree Kinds Of Service
Mar 30, 2008 8:25 PM
wow, great advertising, dumba**es

Hey Thats The Wrong GuyHey Thats The Wrong Guy
Mar 30, 2008 8:25 PM
the cops jewish its obvious

Don't Drink And Drive Road SignDon't Drink And Drive Road Sign
Mar 30, 2008 8:24 PM
lame stupid government people

Are You Illiterate?Are You Illiterate?
Mar 30, 2008 8:23 PM
is that a napoleon dynamite impostor posing in the picture

Leave My Nose AloneLeave My Nose Alone
Mar 30, 2008 8:22 PM
yea thats not an old sign. just because its black and white doesnt mean it's old

Truck Crushed Between TrolleysTruck Crushed Between Trolleys
Mar 30, 2008 8:21 PM
i'd do that on purpose if my vehicle looked like that

Don't Park In Construction ZonesDon't Park In Construction Zones
Mar 30, 2008 8:21 PM
stupid europeans

Nose Blowing InventionNose Blowing Invention
Mar 30, 2008 8:20 PM
retarded and you look like a f**king jew

Keep The Wife AwayKeep The Wife Away
Mar 30, 2008 8:20 PM
thats messed up, you homos or somethin?

Coke Machine Pepsi TruckCoke Machine Pepsi Truck
Mar 30, 2008 8:19 PM
who cares, pepsi's better so screw coke

Don't Call An ElectricianDon't Call An Electrician
Mar 30, 2008 8:15 PM
if i was there i wouldnt be taking pictures, i'd be taking a video of when i slammed that door shut underneath it

Static Hair KidStatic Hair Kid
Mar 30, 2008 8:14 PM
looks like this little kid wants to get beat in the mouth

Volkswagen PigVolkswagen Pig
Mar 30, 2008 8:14 PM
how is that cool? that's a f**king waste of money on mods and it's ugly and stupid and pointless

Funny Hat InstructionsFunny Hat Instructions
Mar 30, 2008 8:13 PM
well it's on the spanish instructions, that proves people in this country are f**king racist pigs

Small Kitty In A ShoeSmall Kitty In A Shoe
Mar 30, 2008 8:11 PM
watch me jam my f**king foot down into the shoe

Nothing To Go OnNothing To Go On
Mar 30, 2008 8:11 PM
thats so f**king old omg

Wine Glass For Heavy DrinkersWine Glass For Heavy Drinkers
Mar 30, 2008 8:10 PM
i need a few of them right now

This Is Married LifeThis Is Married Life
Mar 30, 2008 8:09 PM
wow thats the stupidest lamest s**t ever

Bird Goes After KidBird Goes After Kid
Mar 30, 2008 8:09 PM
looks from the direction of the poop that the bird is flying away. idiot

Car Hot TubCar Hot Tub
Mar 30, 2008 8:08 PM
heliobustos you wont get one by sitting on ur computer posting stupid s**t on guzer every f**king day

SUV Falls Off TruckSUV Falls Off Truck
Mar 30, 2008 8:07 PM
prolly saw a gilf and slammed on the brakes

Cool Tray DesignCool Tray Design
Mar 30, 2008 8:06 PM
what if you dont have the exact uniform-size fingers, then your screwed

Hillary Clinton Bumper StickerHillary Clinton Bumper Sticker
Mar 30, 2008 8:05 PM
bill and monica never went out u idiots, she just blew him for several months thats all.

Bill StickersBill Stickers
Mar 30, 2008 8:04 PM
guzer thought they were a big help "to get this joke you have to read what someone wrote under this sign" well no f**king s**t you b**h

Bizarre Car CrashBizarre Car Crash
Mar 30, 2008 8:03 PM
popped a b0ner i meant

Bizarre Car CrashBizarre Car Crash
Mar 30, 2008 8:02 PM
duh a black guy was workin on the white car, popped a , and it hit a car that was comin by doin a wheelie.

Bike Crash About To HappenBike Crash About To Happen
Mar 30, 2008 8:01 PM
if he has any speed going at all, he has a nice soft steel fence to ram his f**king face into.

Skater Face PlantSkater Face Plant
Mar 30, 2008 8:00 PM
yea, no. thats not his face you idiots, thats his shoulder/neck. his face is pointing to the side

Chuck Norris SignChuck Norris Sign
Mar 30, 2008 7:59 PM
i cant stand chuck norris now that he's so overated

Babe Does The SplitsBabe Does The Splits
Mar 30, 2008 7:59 PM
id most definitely tear that up

SUV In Night ClubSUV In Night Club
Mar 30, 2008 7:58 PM
nice one, idiot

Hate My Ex License PlateHate My Ex License Plate
Mar 30, 2008 7:58 PM
uh..hahaha thats..so..funny?? wtf.

Lamborghini Police CarLamborghini Police Car
Mar 30, 2008 7:57 PM
i guess it'd be good in high-speed chases..

Post-It Covered CarPost-It Covered Car
Mar 30, 2008 7:56 PM
it would suck to get them off

Car Does Not FitCar Does Not Fit
Mar 30, 2008 7:55 PM
thats so fake, the width of the tires wouldnt allow it to fit through, even with much crunching. the axle is stronger than that fire hydrant or whatever the flip it is

Six Wheel HummerSix Wheel Hummer
Mar 30, 2008 7:51 PM
ill stick to my honda civic with much better gas mileage

World's Strongest CheerleaderWorld's Strongest Cheerleader
Mar 30, 2008 7:50 PM
yea guzer prolly thought this s**t was real

A Real TreadmillA Real Treadmill
Mar 30, 2008 7:47 PM
yeah why not go eat shiit like one too

Redneck Car JumpRedneck Car Jump
Mar 30, 2008 7:38 PM
the cameraman was the biggest idiot, why wasnt he recording over there where they landed? to see how badly they effed up the car.

Camera Showoff Gets A HeadacheCamera Showoff Gets A Headache
Mar 30, 2008 7:35 PM
wth is wrong with him. i cant stand kids

Woman Drives Into PoolWoman Drives Into Pool
Mar 30, 2008 7:33 PM
penders, they prolly set it up or somethin, and they DID laugh, they just sounded like an old coke addict that can't breathe

Woman Drives Into PoolWoman Drives Into Pool
Mar 30, 2008 7:32 PM
wtf. you can't possibly see clearly as to whether its a woman or a man. you discriminating pig s need to stop posting stuff against women.

Drag Racer Loses AxelDrag Racer Loses Axel
Mar 30, 2008 7:30 PM
haha daamn that sucks

Souljah Boy Dance On The NewsSouljah Boy Dance On The News
Mar 30, 2008 7:29 PM
can you even fricken spell, it's soulja. and the whole thing is retarded why even post this

Cow Drinks It's Own MilkCow Drinks It's Own Milk
Mar 30, 2008 7:27 PM
god thats so hot

Crazy Car HydraulicsCrazy Car Hydraulics
Mar 30, 2008 7:24 PM
oh. yea, what debald said

Crazy Car HydraulicsCrazy Car Hydraulics
Mar 30, 2008 7:24 PM
they're measuring the height, duh.. an effin up the front tires

Condom Head 2Condom Head 2
Mar 30, 2008 7:21 PM
man i gotta blow em up before i put em on, and i blow em up 4 times bigger than that

Head VS CanHead VS Can
Mar 30, 2008 7:18 PM
yea but it was already crinkled when he started, it doesnt hurt when u crinkle it first

Anything But CuteAnything But Cute
Mar 30, 2008 7:07 PM
i'd tap that

Bush Uses Same SpeechBush Uses Same Speech
Mar 30, 2008 7:07 PM
they said two years not one you idiot. GOSH

Huge Fan Blows FaceHuge Fan Blows Face
Jan 29, 2008 7:20 PM
not really that cool. an ordinary homemade paper fan will do the same thing

YouTube CostumeYouTube Costume
Jan 29, 2008 7:17 PM
lol you can even see how long he is

Parking For WomenParking For Women
Aug 15, 2007 1:33 PM
whoever made this, didnt do a good job making it look realistic. it looks like its floating on one side

Wheels Of SalvationWheels Of Salvation
Aug 15, 2007 1:31 PM
dude this game freakin rockss!

A Car SplitA Car Split
Aug 15, 2007 1:31 PM
yeah right, like the two pieces wouldnt fall over or anything

Darth Vader Being A JerkDarth Vader Being A Jerk
Aug 14, 2007 12:39 AM
um ok?? weird

Uncalled For JokeUncalled For Joke
Aug 14, 2007 12:24 AM
hhaahahaha thats too funny. the guy just stood there stunned too

Kill The DragonsKill The Dragons
Aug 14, 2007 12:12 AM
that looks wicked cool when you win. the explosion

Cop Car Jumps Out Of GearCop Car Jumps Out Of Gear
Aug 14, 2007 12:12 AM
taxpayers, pay close attention. this is what your tax dollars are paying for. stupid cop!!

Americas Got Talent Quick ChangersAmericas Got Talent Quick Changers
Aug 14, 2007 12:03 AM
dang thats amazing

The Dog WalkerThe Dog Walker
Aug 14, 2007 12:03 AM
hahah then who walks that dog?

Huge Car Wreck CompilationHuge Car Wreck Compilation
Aug 14, 2007 12:03 AM
thats so freakin crazy

Gimme 5Gimme 5
Aug 14, 2007 12:00 AM
i love these games!! but after 100% loaded it just sits there

Trick Football PlayTrick Football Play
Aug 13, 2007 11:59 PM
what the crap happened?!!?!?!?! it wouldnt load but i wana no what happened plz tell me some1

Truck Lost A TireTruck Lost A Tire
Aug 13, 2007 11:54 PM
lost a tire? i think they lost the whole wheel. but somehow theres still a shaft running back in there. either the owner purposely stuck it out there for whatever reason, or its fake

Omazing GraceOmazing Grace
Aug 13, 2007 11:49 PM
hahahaahha.. wait why would he say Omazing

Cloverfield TrailerCloverfield Trailer
Aug 13, 2007 11:41 PM
sweetness cant wait to see it

Smoking ExperimentSmoking Experiment
Aug 12, 2007 1:46 PM
lol and yet HE smokes

CSPAN Prank CallsCSPAN Prank Calls
Aug 12, 2007 7:57 AM
haha thats freakin awesome right here

Ultranium 2Ultranium 2
Aug 12, 2007 7:50 AM
dude haha i got the ball the size of the game screen! it just shakes back and forth. to bad they dont tell u what powersups are coming though

Sneaking A SmokeSneaking A Smoke
Aug 12, 2007 7:37 AM
haha nice, i love those birds

Scissors WinsScissors Wins
Aug 12, 2007 7:35 AM
um sorry, it wasnt that crazy

Lower Back Tattoo CommercialLower Back Tattoo Commercial
Aug 10, 2007 1:56 PM
i have 2 agree

Comedian With Cerebral PalsyComedian With Cerebral Palsy
Aug 10, 2007 1:50 PM
how is that so funny? people diie every day from cerebral palsy

Two Legged Miracle DogTwo Legged Miracle Dog
Aug 10, 2007 1:50 PM
not even kinda funny

Diamond WellDiamond Well
Aug 10, 2007 1:46 PM
uh the best part was the swimsuit ad on the side, and i haate ads

This Cat Is ShockedThis Cat Is Shocked
Aug 10, 2007 1:43 PM
uh maybe hes shocked that guzer is so obsessed with cats, OR maybe hes just yawning. either way, guzer needs to quit this addiction before he starts screwing cats

The ShorthenThe Shorthen
Aug 09, 2007 1:58 PM
hah pretty sweet i guess

Stewie Tows BrianStewie Tows Brian
Aug 09, 2007 1:54 PM
i care about this why? i can see it on tv, i dont want 2 see here

White Men Trying To DanceWhite Men Trying To Dance
Aug 09, 2007 1:53 PM
wow they are an embarassment to the white race

The Human Can OpenerThe Human Can Opener
Aug 09, 2007 1:51 PM
"One day she is going to cut her lip doing this!" well arent we positive today guzer?

Drop Your PantsDrop Your Pants
Aug 09, 2007 1:51 PM
i guess thats true just about anywhere

Smoking ExperimentSmoking Experiment
Aug 09, 2007 1:50 PM
whatever. smokin looks cool

Drop Kick CowDrop Kick Cow
Aug 09, 2007 1:49 PM
um, noobs. all cows can do that, except if their too fat

Opposites Must AttractOpposites Must Attract
Aug 09, 2007 1:48 PM
seexxyy

Play AssassinPlay Assassin
Aug 09, 2007 1:48 PM
i filled up but i cant sh00t anyone. they are all civilians and i cant get off that first scene

A Dancing GirlA Dancing Girl
Aug 07, 2007 1:26 PM
wow i cant stop watching shes so hott.. she should make more vids