| Screen Name: hnm - (303) Comments Posted | Member Since: Jan 18, 2009 |
Truck Burnout CrashOct 04, 2009 11:52 PM
LOL..poor truck..waste of a Dodge SRT-10?..And how can a sport truck flip over so easily.
Schools Answering Machine
Poor Mans Helmet
The Stair Glide
Funny Skateboard Landing
Awesome Baseball PredictionOct 03, 2009 1:16 AM
Second..I thought I heard "he just missed the 2nd deck"..U can learn this ability..I can teach U..just accept me as your master and come to the darkside..
How Not To Pick Up A WomanOct 03, 2009 1:10 AM
Actually that show is filmed in Miami..get your facts right..they just happen to broadcast it in many places..
Russian Glass Is Strong
Horribe High School Football Mistake
I Get Da Job?Oct 02, 2009 1:23 AM
I anwered the phone like that when my manager called once [1st job] he was like "Excuse me?"..yeah, never did that again..anyways..this dude needa a 2x4 to the head..well another one, maybe it'll fix'em.
How Not To Pick Up A WomanOct 02, 2009 1:19 AM
Yea, lil F**ker needs to keep hitting the weights..he's to most famous Spanish speaking radio figure in LA..was crying cuz they were gonna deport him..
Geeks First Kiss
Girl Shaves Her HeadOct 02, 2009 1:15 AM
From Aigh-to-dyke..dude needs to pull his pant up..hey Firechic..Wanna finish shaving my pubs? I did a sloppy job..kinda nervious running a razor down there..
A True One Man BandOct 02, 2009 1:10 AM
Give the man some quarters..lots of them..so his sack get heavy..hehe
New Medical Condition
Snow Plowing Train
Ozzy Osbourne Scared Of Cell PhoneSep 30, 2009 1:38 AM
Fake darksider..no true sith would fear such inferior majic.
Ladder StackerSep 30, 2009 1:35 AM
Would be dangerous for anyone else besides Mexicans..the best at Mickey Mouse Jobs..they'll be fine folks.
1993 Predictions By AT&TSep 28, 2009 10:08 PM
To below, we thought AIDS would take care of them, but then decided to breed them out. Unfortunately, their genes seems to be the dominant traits passed on, but don't worry we're working on it..maybe putting something in watermelon or fried chicken.
President Obama's SmileSep 28, 2009 9:43 PM
Obama's brother @ :03..never noticed how small some ppl's heads are compaired to their bodies..and they repeat..photoshoped..must tell my brothers in the illuminati that ppl found out he's our puppet, but not the 1st..I disagree w/ Pinjas..ppl pupulation must decrease so animal pupulation can increase..earth can only sustain so many life forms..stop being selfish.
Quick Thinking StudentSep 28, 2009 9:30 PM
All my college course never had more that 40 student, so I couln't get away with that..
Girlfriend Scared By Fake HeadSep 28, 2009 9:24 PM
Hmm..wonder what the camera recorded the night before..oh, wait she's wearing clothes..maybe it's his sister??
Police Can't Chase CriminalsSep 28, 2009 9:20 PM
Thought the old lay was crazy, but she does have a good point..Maybe they need better police training..I'm w/ Turd..no more drug dealers standing on street corners, now they have to run up and down the block..and sleep on a tredmill, just in case the cops get a warrant.
Goat Wants A Kiss
Cops Play The WiiSep 26, 2009 12:39 AM
They're also not suppose to run red lights, talk on their cell phones, make illegal U-turns and apply choke holds, but hey..we all do that too..don't we?
Michael Jordan's Son DunkingSep 26, 2009 12:32 AM
Well yea, a 'couple' does mean 2 or more..hey this might serve U married guys out there.
Awesome Shadow PuppetsSep 26, 2009 12:30 AM
Thought it was lame at first, but turned rather nice. Pinjas, maybe it was Moth Man.
Escape Artist PuppySep 26, 2009 12:27 AM
That's what U get for buy that cheap crap..should've gotten the traditional one, with the metal door.
Soccer Fan ScoresSep 26, 2009 12:23 AM
Thinking the same thing Pinjas..crazy white ppl [had to get that out of the way]..
Hungry Hungry HippoSep 26, 2009 12:19 AM
So that's why Kenyans are so fast?? Aways thought they practiced with lions.
Dash Cam Catches WreckSep 26, 2009 12:16 AM
Actually, your right Stevie..althought it would be delayed, but yea, I might let out an "Oh Sh*t"..but that's just in an attempt to act "human".
Flat Screen TV Under The BedSep 24, 2009 11:27 AM
Dennis, can the women be changed? Or do I have to buy many beds?
Unbelievable Amateur DunksSep 24, 2009 11:26 AM
Aww, how sweet. Stevie is worried about Pinja. Go see a Doctor Pinjas, you might have a heart problem..lol.
Unbelievable Amateur DunksSep 24, 2009 11:24 AM
Correction *the proffesionals I know are not young* They also do make my community safer, by having a sort of Community Watch program. They're out there almost 24hrs a day keeping drug dealers away, so only that only drung dealers I know and trust, like them, are out there..LOL. The Big Bro/Sis program is good. I don't think Pinajs is concerned just bring up an observation.
Unbelievable Amateur DunksSep 24, 2009 11:15 AM
Vid was ok. LOL on below comment. Pinja, have respect for others cultures! They must be decendants of the Massai; they jump to look over their fences to see if lions are near. Black ppl know how to read, I know a few, like 10, that are professionals. My neighbor was on the phone and wanted a bootleg copu of Tranformers, guess it was a bad line so he spelled it out T R A N S F O U R M O U R S..lol
Crazy Mom On ObamaSep 24, 2009 10:52 AM
Crazy lady brings up some good points. And to the below: Its greed, capitalist greep is why socialism wont happen, everyone just looks out for themselves..
Rabbi Gets A SurpriseDash Cam Catches WreckSep 24, 2009 10:36 AM
Wow, not a lot of damage. What's with the screaming? Was it suppose to stop time or prevent the crash?
Not Only Singers Fake It
Two Faced Biker1993 Predictions By AT&TSep 24, 2009 10:30 AM
Pinjas, I was thinking the same thing..139 is right also..Bush moved democracy overseas also..and the tech was there, just not for the public..some SF used stuff like this..yeah good ol' days when Clinton was in office..he funded spec ops very well, while cutting funding for the conventional miltary..sent just a small team(s) rather that an entire army to fix our threats.
Mid-Air Collision Over The Hudson RiverAug 17, 2009 8:42 PM
I'd like to say that below is a very good comment. But now time to be a jerk. This looks legit. They couldn't see eachother at the time of collision, therefore no gov conspiracy, well maybe, never know. 'ripvan', we're suffering from over population, I think this is hardly the time to think about lots lives. This conlcudes the "Jerk Hour"; not be be confused with the "Jerk-off Hour" later tonite.
Self Making BedAug 17, 2009 8:28 PM
Must've taken 1/2hr to make the bed..139 is right, I did that for a while, but they I started getting laid..motels get expensive after a while.
Face In The IceAug 17, 2009 8:22 PM
OMG it's St. MJ..Actually this is proof that Giants exist..they must the close to the entrance to the underworld..Look up "Shaver Theory".
Sniper Takes Out GunAug 16, 2009 10:40 PM
Sniper sucked..totally missed to guy's head..maybe he was going for a 'nut shot'.
Little Kid Parallel Parks
Cheese Puff Painting
Can You Spot The Standout
Rally Car Takes A BathAug 16, 2009 10:21 PM
A rear spoiler might have helped..but then so would that fat cop to bound off of.
Cops Tazer NeighborAug 16, 2009 10:19 PM
Probably sent by the IRS for not filing taxes..hmm wonder if ppl know that filing is voluntery.
Cell Phones Can Be Spied OnAug 16, 2009 10:13 PM
Yeah, this is all old news..now since most phones have GPS, yes even if U don't pay for it [dial 911 and hang-up and it will begin to trace U], so 'they' what U say, see and go.
Crazy Giant Tires
Motorcycle Racer Goes Flying
Do It Jumbo
Lady Almost Killed By Rally CarAug 14, 2009 9:20 PM
It's bad enought they can't drive, now they can even walk safely.
Bad Last Name For A Kid
Wife Plots To Kill Her HubsandAug 14, 2009 9:17 PM
LOL..Nuff said..You've been smoking the same thing as Pinjas.
Crazy Man On The TrackAug 13, 2009 12:31 AM
Nut! Take him to the bathroom..give him a Mexican prison welcome. 1st.
Hypnotizing Train PassengersAug 13, 2009 12:29 AM
Some people have this ability. We can all learn it. You can also train yourself to resist this type of mind control. Hmm, the last words the black guys says..don't see his mouth moving that much.
Wife Plots To Kill Her HubsandAug 13, 2009 12:22 AM
When will they learn? Only guys can get away w/ it..Simpson..well until that damn Petterson changed his hair color and got caught.
Wizard FailAug 13, 2009 12:18 AM
El Zorro was a satanist? Must be from the Church of Satan..good priciples but to real enough.
Flying Snakes
Funny Zip Line LandingAug 13, 2009 12:13 AM
Stop it, Stop it, Stop it, Stop it..I can't take to torture of watching this so many times..
Rabbit VS DogAug 13, 2009 12:10 AM
Got KO'd by the bunny..but its still a puppy..wait a few months.
Baby Moma SweaterAug 13, 2009 12:09 AM
Agree with Pinjas. To below comment: probably only works well w/ flat-chested Moms like that one.
Dutch Cell Phone CommercialAug 13, 2009 12:06 AM
lol. It's ok, everyone does it. Besides pools have chemicals and filters.
Fire Extinguisher Translation
World's Smartest GirlAug 10, 2009 10:09 PM
Huh? Pls send an angry letter to Gov. Schwarzenegger to stop taking money out of education..this girl actually graduated hight school..I thought it was fake for a minute.
Cop Almost Killed By TireAug 09, 2009 11:14 PM
Just a tire, but the belt in that tire could cut a man in half.
Dog Hates Obama
Middle East Carpooling
Bon Qui Qui At King Burger
Girlfriend Tasered On Her Belly
Classroom Bully Taken Care OfAug 09, 2009 10:10 PM
Why does he move his head so much after impact? They're not that heavy.
Rainbow Dogs
Turkish Building DemolitionAug 09, 2009 10:03 PM
I am not pbc and yes I am very proud to own my own home. And no, I am not showing off, I am merely making a point of what U can accomplish by investing in things U desire. Maybe you like, to drink, that's ok, but for me it seems trashing money. Congrats on owning your own business, good luck to you.
Turkish Building DemolitionAug 07, 2009 9:40 AM
Whoops! LOL. Looks like pbc has everyone mad at him. I do kind of agree with his last post. Staying away from liquor and other bad habits, I am now a home owner at the age of 28. While my buddies still rent and live check-to-check and get so drunk they don’t even remember the “fun” they had. Yeah, pbc might be a dick, but that would probably make the rest of you pussies. LOL.
Hat Fail
Street Tap Dancers
Break An Apple
Grandma Lee's ComedyJul 13, 2009 9:10 PM
Wasn't that funny..oh wow she's 75! Ok so she's been around a long time..maybe too long..leave some Social Security for the rest of us..lol.
United Breaks Guitars
How To Jump A Car
Public Restroom InstructionsJul 13, 2009 8:53 PM
Funny..for all of those that say this sign should be posted everywhere, check yourself first..Remember guys, if U shake more that twice then your playing wtih yourself.
Jonas Brothers Smash A Guitar
Caught Cheating In IndiaJul 13, 2009 8:44 PM
They stand there cuz they believe in justice, they got caught so now they have to pay some sort of price..Ishtan might be right.
Prison Play Pen
Michael Jackson's Ghost
Mom On A Dirt BikeJul 11, 2009 9:55 PM
I thought women could multitask..Someone call the folks @ Sea World to get grandma off the ground..lol..humping guy.
Road Rage With A CrutchJul 11, 2009 9:47 PM
I kinda agree w/ DJFX, Kmax and w/ below comment. We all break the laws, but just cuz we can get away w/ it, doesn't make it right.
Failed Baseball Slide
Strange Guacamole Song
Open A Banana Like A MonkeyJul 11, 2009 9:28 PM
"whole adult life", does this mean he knew when he was a kid?
Positive Fat GirlJul 11, 2009 9:22 PM
I'd luv to just jump on top of her..be like jumping onto a waterbed.
Animals Can Be HypnotizedJul 11, 2009 9:19 PM
Old news..next thing U know they figuire out the fire ants can help ppl re-gain mobility on body parts..old news.
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