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Screen Name: guzercrazy - (92) Comments PostedMember Since: Sep 01, 2005
Hey! I can't tell you my name cause' that's too risky on the internet. But, I live in South Carolina, USA. I live with my very annoying big sister and my parents and my cute puppy. And my cat's Butter and Tabby. Sports I play are volleyball, swimming, and horseback riding. But really my parents force me too do swimming because they say "It's good for me" Whatever. And these are the sports I used to do. Karate, basketball, and gymnastics. I think I did one or two more But I can't remember. I think Guzer's a really neat website! You can watch videos and show your emotions as well. Guzer Rocks!
guzercrazy's Blog Comments:
Guy Gets Big WedgieGuy Gets Big Wedgie
Sep 27, 2005 4:05 PM
How is that funny??

What Killed The DinosaursWhat Killed The Dinosaurs
Sep 27, 2005 4:00 PM
That was wacky but funny! lol

Surfing Hurricane Katrina WavesSurfing Hurricane Katrina Waves
Sep 23, 2005 8:43 PM
Surf's up! Awesome.

Asian Magic Tricks With ShadowsAsian Magic Tricks With Shadows
Sep 23, 2005 8:39 PM
That's so fake! Who would fall for that?

Guy Climbs BleachersGuy Climbs Bleachers
Sep 23, 2005 8:36 PM
Whoa! I would have slipped down on the first pole.

Bad Bike Trick AccidentBad Bike Trick Accident
Sep 23, 2005 8:32 PM
Pain, pain, pain!

Awesome Slam DunksAwesome Slam Dunks
Sep 22, 2005 4:42 PM
I could barely see any of them!

Funny Darth Vader PrankFunny Darth Vader Prank
Sep 22, 2005 4:40 PM
That was fuuny! The wife was freaked out. i would be too! lol

Cursor EaterCursor Eater
Sep 21, 2005 3:35 PM
That's really stupid! They just make the cursor go off that part of the screen. It's so obvious.

Woman Pulls Boat While Husband RidesWoman Pulls Boat While Husband Rides
Sep 21, 2005 3:33 PM
It seems fake too me.

Gay License PlateGay License Plate
Sep 18, 2005 10:55 AM
I don't think that would work. but, lol, that is still funny!

Dancing Hillary ClintonDancing Hillary Clinton
Sep 18, 2005 10:54 AM
That gets old. I liked the Bush one better even if that one was more boring. because Bush sucks!!

The New iPod FleaThe New iPod Flea
Sep 18, 2005 10:51 AM
Ookkaayy?

Snowboard Crash VideoSnowboard Crash Video
Sep 18, 2005 10:36 AM
Yea, keep laughing. You'll just get your a** kicked harder.

Abusive Dad Attacks Son At SchoolAbusive Dad Attacks Son At School
Sep 18, 2005 10:33 AM
Dang! That man lost his cool over nothing. Waste of time.

Crazy Car SmasherCrazy Car Smasher
Sep 18, 2005 10:30 AM
I would run his a** over three times, then beat the crap out of that pervert.

Funny Kung Fu Cow AnimationFunny Kung Fu Cow Animation
Sep 17, 2005 6:45 PM
That was kinda' weird! At least the cow got a work out in five minutes. He was super thin after that kung fu fight. lol the utter biting was f**king wrong! It was utterly disturbing! lol ; )

Alligator Bites Guys ArmAlligator Bites Guys Arm
Sep 17, 2005 6:39 PM
omg! That was gory. but really, Who would actually put their arm in an alligator's mouth? Even a alligator trainer wouldn't do that! He was just showing off! He deserved that. That is so animal abuse! Can't anyone be nice to animal's these days? No offense to anyone if I hurt their feelings.

Guy Throws Burrito And Gets PunchedGuy Throws Burrito And Gets Punched
Sep 17, 2005 6:34 PM
That's what he desrved! I'd do way more than punch that b**ch in the face!

Truck Jumping Rail Road TracksTruck Jumping Rail Road Tracks
Sep 17, 2005 6:29 PM
That was very dangerous and they could of gotten arrested. In fact, I think thay should of.

Cool Motorcycle Stunt VideoCool Motorcycle Stunt Video
Sep 17, 2005 9:02 AM
That was really dangerous, but it was really awesome too!

Fat Kid Plays DDRFat Kid Plays DDR
Sep 17, 2005 9:00 AM
He's not that good.

Seth Enslow Dirt Bike Jump VideoSeth Enslow Dirt Bike Jump Video
Sep 17, 2005 8:32 AM
He deosn't even know what's was doing! So his consequence was a broken nose.

News Woman On Air Slip UpNews Woman On Air Slip Up
Sep 17, 2005 8:27 AM
Jacking up

Fight Video Taped In Back YardFight Video Taped In Back Yard
Sep 17, 2005 8:25 AM
That was pitiful!

Shaquille O'Neal Breaks BackboardShaquille O'Neal Breaks Backboard
Sep 17, 2005 8:22 AM
lol : )

Funny Sign In Mens RestroomFunny Sign In Mens Restroom
Sep 17, 2005 8:20 AM
Eeeww!

Glow In The Dark Condom CommercialGlow In The Dark Condom Commercial
Sep 15, 2005 6:06 PM
Yeah.

Car Catches Fire And BurnsCar Catches Fire And Burns
Sep 15, 2005 6:05 PM
That's scary and sad. I hope he some really good insurance!

Soccer Player Hits Nuts On Goal PostSoccer Player Hits Nuts On Goal Post
Sep 15, 2005 6:00 PM
Ouchy. I'm glad I'm not a boy!

Flaw In Kryptonite Bike Locks VideoFlaw In Kryptonite Bike Locks Video
Sep 15, 2005 5:56 PM
whatever.

Funny Baseball Player Statue PictureFunny Baseball Player Statue Picture
Sep 15, 2005 3:32 PM
Hilarious! Good one guzer.

Soccer Goalie Scores A GoalSoccer Goalie Scores A Goal
Sep 14, 2005 8:41 PM
That was okay, I guess.

Shot With A BB GunShot With A BB Gun
Sep 14, 2005 8:40 PM
That was stupid! What retarts. Only stupid little kids do that. Whatever.

Black Guys Fight At School VideoBlack Guys Fight At School Video
Sep 14, 2005 8:37 PM
Ouch. There are too many fight videos on guzer!

Police Looting During Hurricane KatrinaPolice Looting During Hurricane Katrina
Sep 14, 2005 8:33 PM
That was a shock.

Freestyle Walking VideoFreestyle Walking Video
Sep 14, 2005 8:28 PM
That was Awesome! I wish I could do that.

Mad Weatherman On The AirMad Weatherman On The Air
Sep 14, 2005 8:20 PM
What a baby! God.

Car Crash Suicide Caught On VideoCar Crash Suicide Caught On Video
Sep 14, 2005 8:18 PM
That's tragic and sad! Poor guy! There must of been something that happened that must of been terrible. Sad.

Awesome Soccer MovesAwesome Soccer Moves
Sep 14, 2005 7:48 PM
Awesome! Go team! Sorry.

Cat On The Space ShuttleCat On The Space Shuttle
Sep 14, 2005 7:46 PM
That's mean. But it's kinda' funny too. My cat would never do that!

Dancing Tony BlairDancing Tony Blair
Sep 14, 2005 7:45 PM
This one was fun, but the Bush one was better. Because Bush sucks!

Awesome Keyboard Drum PlayerAwesome Keyboard Drum Player
Sep 14, 2005 7:42 PM
That was okay, I guess. If I want a Rock-and-roll band I can do it an easier way.

Truck Crashes Into CarsTruck Crashes Into Cars
Sep 14, 2005 3:32 PM
Holy Cow! Truck's got game!

Girls Fight At SchoolGirls Fight At School
Sep 14, 2005 3:29 PM
That was pointless and stupid. The white girl didn't know how to take a punch and black girl looked like she was drunk. Whatever.

Funny Fountain FightFunny Fountain Fight
Sep 14, 2005 3:26 PM
That was the most retarded video ever! FAKE!

Off Roading Jeep Crash VideoOff Roading Jeep Crash Video
Sep 14, 2005 3:24 PM
You'd have to be really dumb to even drive on that rough course. What butt heads!

Women Beat Up RobberWomen Beat Up Robber
Sep 14, 2005 3:21 PM
This video is pointless! You don't see them beating him up. Only them talking about it. Bore! (Yawn)

Women Road Rage VideoWomen Road Rage Video
Sep 11, 2005 9:13 AM
Warning: Crazy women on the loose! lol

Funny Coffee Cup Bud Light CommercialFunny Coffee Cup Bud Light Commercial
Sep 11, 2005 9:08 AM
That's hilarious. I want one.

Speed Parallel Parking VideoSpeed Parallel Parking Video
Sep 11, 2005 9:06 AM
wow. He's good.

Gellieman Aicha Video And SongGellieman Aicha Video And Song
Sep 11, 2005 9:04 AM
He's such a loser. Numa-numa is way better.

Super Cop VideoSuper Cop Video
Sep 11, 2005 9:03 AM
okay.

Mosh Pit Dancer Gets KickedMosh Pit Dancer Gets Kicked
Sep 07, 2005 2:45 PM
What's up with that dancin? You knew someone was going to get hurt at the beginning.

Police Car Crashes Into BuildingPolice Car Crashes Into Building
Sep 07, 2005 11:23 AM
Dude, there's a thing called, b-r-a-k-e-s. Use 'em. They help.

Skater Crashes While Trying FlipSkater Crashes While Trying Flip
Sep 07, 2005 11:21 AM
Ouch! that gotta hurt!

Cubicle Filled With Packing PeanutsCubicle Filled With Packing Peanuts
Sep 05, 2005 2:30 PM
I would be pissed! But it's still funny. lol

Woman With Parking SkillsWoman With Parking Skills
Sep 05, 2005 2:29 PM
She showed those a**holes. You go girl! lol

Funny Chris Rock Comedy VideoFunny Chris Rock Comedy Video
Sep 05, 2005 2:26 PM
Dang, That was hilarious! Chris Rock Rules!

Guy Falls On Bikini GirlGuy Falls On Bikini Girl
Sep 05, 2005 2:21 PM
Duh, he so did that on purpose! If that happened to me I'd beat the damn crap out of him! Moron.

Guy Shaves Legs With FireGuy Shaves Legs With Fire
Sep 05, 2005 2:16 PM
That is so stupid! Who would do that? You could set your damn leg on fire! What an a**hole.

Funny BJ Optical IllusionFunny BJ Optical Illusion
Sep 04, 2005 11:34 AM
This is one picture I did NOT need to see! Excuse me while I go throw up.

Baseball Players CollideBaseball Players Collide
Sep 04, 2005 11:33 AM
That was kinda dumb. But it does look like the hospital for them.

Satellite Video Zooms To EarthSatellite Video Zooms To Earth
Sep 04, 2005 11:31 AM
This is really neat. Sorry shadow411, I don't know.

What Is That Bad Smell?What Is That Bad Smell?
Sep 04, 2005 11:29 AM
Okay, that's disgusting. Just tell him to flush and get off the toilet already!

Skateboarders Hurt Their BallsSkateboarders Hurt Their Balls
Sep 04, 2005 11:28 AM
yee-ouch! Even if I am a girl, That's does look painfull!

Rocket Launcher Kicks Iraqi SoldierRocket Launcher Kicks Iraqi Soldier
Sep 04, 2005 11:27 AM
Now a days every body has to cus or they're not cool. What's up with that?

Cool Skateboarder Stair JumpCool Skateboarder Stair Jump
Sep 03, 2005 11:09 AM
That's so awesome! I would hurt myself, badly, if I tried anything like that!

Crowded Subway In JapanCrowded Subway In Japan
Sep 03, 2005 10:45 AM
Those guards are acting like they're dolls! They're cramming them in, tight! Thats stupid. And dangerous!

Hard Hitting Hockey CheckHard Hitting Hockey Check
Sep 03, 2005 10:43 AM
Shoot! Poor guy!

School Bus Parked Outside A ClubSchool Bus Parked Outside A Club
Sep 03, 2005 10:42 AM
Oooh! They could get in trou-ble!

Baby Eats Dog FoodBaby Eats Dog Food
Sep 03, 2005 10:40 AM
Without taking a picture, I would make him stop right then! He could of been sick. Ew.

Skateboarder Trick On FireSkateboarder Trick On Fire
Sep 03, 2005 10:39 AM
I wouldn't do that for a million bucks. I really wouldn't. And he did it for free. He could of killed himself! Hes crazy!!

Medic Puts Crotch To Players FaceMedic Puts Crotch To Players Face
Sep 03, 2005 10:35 AM
That medic knew what he was doing! That's just disgusting! Really.

Man Watches Too Much SportsMan Watches Too Much Sports
Sep 03, 2005 10:33 AM
I might not notice either. But, I agree with pinkie909, I would be on the computer!

Blonde Girl Wrestles A GuyBlonde Girl Wrestles A Guy
Sep 03, 2005 10:29 AM
Get a room! seriously!

Street Thief Breaking Into CarsStreet Thief Breaking Into Cars
Sep 01, 2005 6:29 PM
This guy is seriously annoying. he is so f**cking crazy. I shoot him in the gut, plain and simple! b*tch!

Street Thief Breaking Into CarsStreet Thief Breaking Into Cars
Sep 01, 2005 6:25 PM
Excuse me HOODEDKNIGHT, but some one you know could be in new orleans, dying as you diss people. Not only are blacks in new orleans but many white's, hispanics, asians, and other kinds of people. You should think before you talk because what you're really doing is dissin' yourself! Think dude!

Baseball Player Hit In The NutsBaseball Player Hit In The Nuts
Sep 01, 2005 6:20 PM
I wish that was a video clip. Just kidding. lol

Breast Feeding ManBreast Feeding Man
Sep 01, 2005 6:18 PM
EEWW! That is disgusting. Poor baby! God, That man needs to lose some serious weight! For real!

Girl Fight VideoGirl Fight Video
Sep 01, 2005 6:15 PM
God! Catfights are so useless! Really! These dumb girls are so stupid! They could get arrested if a police car came by. Seriously. Whetever.

Insane Restaurant StreakerInsane Restaurant Streaker
Sep 01, 2005 6:08 PM
Okay, couldn't you put something over that? That d-i-s-g-u-s-t-i-n-g! But whatever. lol

Pimp My BridePimp My Bride
Sep 01, 2005 6:06 PM
This is such a crazy video! I love the show Pimp my ride, but this way crazier. You go Xhibit! lol

The Asian Trix RabbitThe Asian Trix Rabbit
Sep 01, 2005 6:02 PM
ha. This a weird but funny video. lol

Back Flip On A BikeBack Flip On A Bike
Sep 01, 2005 5:53 PM
That was okay, I guess. lol

Smart Counting Dog On Animal PlanetSmart Counting Dog On Animal Planet
Sep 01, 2005 5:50 PM
That is really neat. Maggie looks like my puppy. My puppy has one black ear and a black dot over one eye. He looks like he stepped out of a cartoon.

Guy Falls Down Spiral StairsGuy Falls Down Spiral Stairs
Sep 01, 2005 5:46 PM
And I forgot to add, THAT WAS SO FAKE! lol

Guy Falls Down Spiral StairsGuy Falls Down Spiral Stairs
Sep 01, 2005 5:45 PM
There is nothing really funny about that! What if that was you walking and you tripped? I would run over to the guy and help him up and ask if he was okay! It's worse then when you're at school and you trip in the hallway.

Husband Comes Home EarlyHusband Comes Home Early
Sep 01, 2005 5:42 PM
okay, I did not need to see that! What if you were walking down the street or driving in a car and looked up and saw this naked man clinging onto a wall? I would call the police. Not to get him arrested, but so when people walk by they won't have to see a naked butt.

Funny Bell RingerFunny Bell Ringer
Sep 01, 2005 5:38 PM
All I can say is, EEWW! Who would do that, and especially in public?! Nasty!

Bottle Shot Off Head With A GunBottle Shot Off Head With A Gun
Sep 01, 2005 5:35 PM
This is a really stupid stunt these maniacs pulled off. It was very, very lucky this guy had good aim or the other guy would be in the hospital losing blood or dead.