| Screen Name: dexterfox - (33) Comments Posted | Member Since: Jul 16, 2005 |
Soldier FaintsMay 08, 2006 8:40 PM
I made a comment earlier about pudgy american soldiers and their general unfitness for duty. some tallywhacker suggested i should try it. actually i was in the service for over 7 years. you can drop into a backwater like iraq no problem. but if the quality of your training and soldiers is rubbish they cannot withstand a dedicated enemy. get as monkey mad as you like, trash it up all you want. as a trained killer the size of a small barn i'm hardly going to wet my pants about it. suck it up
Soldier FaintsMay 07, 2006 2:50 AM
Another example of how pudgy, unfit and pissweak the american soldiers are.
Mom Punches TeacherApr 27, 2006 9:38 PM
Script: Old Lady: "She is.." face pulls out of view "..gutter.." now out of view "..trash" Woman in red: "..smoking marijuana together. You know why, honey? Carrie had THC in her system.." Lady Who Punched The Woman in Face: (joins in after the word old lady says "gutter" and echos the next word) "trash" I don't think the woman in red is a teacher at all. I think she may be this CVarrie girls mother and accusing the other girl of smoking pot with her daughter.
How To Peel A PotatoMar 23, 2006 10:58 PM
Has the world not heard of a device called the potato peeler? The world is full of dumb ***ers thats for sure.
Monkey On Motorcycle
Four People IllusionFeb 18, 2006 2:17 AM
Sorry there are nine, two more formed by the pot, maybe the shadow on the cobblestones is supposed to be another.
Four People IllusionFeb 18, 2006 2:16 AM
There are 7 people in this picture, 2 standing in the arch, 1 baby carried by one of them, one formed by their outlines, two in the clouds left and right top of arch, one smudgy one in clouds top right.
Really Bad Kid
Mentos Carbonated Soda TrickFeb 05, 2006 6:58 PM
awesome? these guys are adults and getting off on soda fizzing? ffs I destroyed a tank with a missile and didn't wet my pants as much.
Funny Windows 1 CommercialFeb 05, 2006 6:56 PM
Actually I think this is a spoof. That guy is the general manager of microsoft and he looks like that today. He also talks and acts like that at the windows convention. the guy is quite scary.
Funny Dancing GirlFeb 05, 2006 6:52 PM
When I was about 3, I stood in front of a full length mirror and mimed BARBARA-ANN into a hairbrush. It was far more coordinated and sophisticated than her effort.
Cool X-UFO ToyNov 21, 2005 8:26 AM
Yeah that hard rocking backing music covers up how pissweak it is and what you just saw is all it does. our vacuum cleaner is flasher than that and we will use it more than once
Naked Motorcycle Stunts Crash
Sofa BlobNov 21, 2005 8:20 AM
And they wonder why people turn up at school one day and just start shooting
One Wheel Motorcycle
Christmas Pole Accident VideoNov 21, 2005 8:17 AM
And thats why for the new holiday of festivus the pole is aluminium
Hurricane Survival KitNov 21, 2005 8:16 AM
Yeah, well Americans are latent rioters, looters and homos anyway. Nothing so shocking to find out they are pissheads as well.
British Eminem
Hot Chicks FightingNov 04, 2005 3:42 AM
These crap hair pulling videos are not "fights". If this had been an Australian video one would be going the other with a broken bottle and the other with a garden stake. Stops sending in these crap American piss-weak efforts. When there's actual blood, let me know.
Girl With High Voice Breaks GlassNov 03, 2005 7:51 PM
That girl is the lead singer of a Japanese band called Breeze. The other two girls dressed in white are the other singers. Actually, it's very easy to break glass in this manner. All it takes is the right frequency. The wavelength needs only be the diameter of the glass. The glass was quite wide which means a lower wavelength was required (a lower note) to break the glass. Lower wavelengths are produced when there are earthquakes and these can destroy whole buildings.
The Original Star Wars KidOct 18, 2005 11:17 AM
Someone said he needs to go to an asylum.. if you do an internet search you will learn that he did in fact go mental after the video and ended up in one.
Javelin Missile Hits TankOct 15, 2005 5:01 PM
Every time you see these test videos there's some guy with a southern accent who goes "Holee Sheeit". what the *** did they think it was gunna do? and why do they get rednecks to test weapons. i saw combat with an american team and i'll never ***ing do it again. any time they fired a shot there was so much hollering and jumping about that it brought attention to our position. like thunderbolts in the hands of children. our planet is in ***ing trouble.
Girls Fighting In School HallOct 15, 2005 8:10 AM
Dragon 1, while American girls are bitchin it up for a fight by the time they have their hands raised a brit or an aussie would have already pushed their face into the wall 60 or 70 times. these hollaback fights are bullshit, a commonwealth fight ends when the ambulance arrives
Worst Job In The WorldOct 15, 2005 8:07 AM
That's not the worst job in the world. The worst job in the world is working on the first floor in the building behind the target.
Cop Fires Gun On AccidentOct 13, 2005 11:41 AM
notice how they had the guy pinned down and a gun trained on him for cuffing? that's because he was a badass who was likely to bolt. but when she shoots he just kind of props up and stares at her with a "WTF" look on his face. He's too surprised to make a break for it. Now I've been in combat and guns are unfunny. I'd never even join a force with a woman on the trigger even within 1200m of my location.
Failed Suicide JumpOct 13, 2005 11:36 AM
OK, so his life was crap and he decided to die by landing on his face. that's kind of understandable. what i can't wrap my head around is the fact that he removed his pants and then held them above his head while he jumped. now that's just ***ed up. from the sound of the commentary i bet you could play it backwards and it would say "koreans are stupid and smell peppery and can't keep their pants on".
Girls Fighting In School HallOct 13, 2005 11:32 AM
I watch these "bitchfight" videos a lot. Stop showing these crap American ones. Show an Aussie one, one with real teeth knocked out and both girls still going at it with garden stakes and smashing bottles across each others faces. Anything would be better than these pissweak hair pulling name calling crap USA vids.
Sleeping Guy Pushed Into WaterOct 11, 2005 9:13 AM
Yeah, something like that happened to me once. It was so funny. So very funny. That's why I used to piss into bottles and let it ferment for about three months and pour it into his car, slash his tyres and wake him and his family up at about 4am every ay for a year by calling his home. I mean it was so hilarious to be pushed into a body of water in the middle of the night while asleep.
Skater Grinds Rail And Hits HeadOct 11, 2005 9:10 AM
I hate skaters.. I loved every minute of it.. Do it again! do it again!
Safety At WorkOct 11, 2005 9:08 AM
Can't spell! Oh NOES. Japanimation.. ha.. My tank is fight.. all your base are belong to us.. idiots.
Ice Cream PrankOct 11, 2005 9:04 AM
He missed at a range of 9 inches. What a ***tard. Bet he pisses on himself when he pees too.
American Idol Rejects VideoThe Original Star Wars KidJul 16, 2005 5:47 AM
I am 35. I drive a nice car, am rich and cultured. I have seen combat duty and do not know fear. I am the model of respectability. I watched the video. I pissed my pants.
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