Screen Name: cejparke - (9) Comments Posted

Member Since: Jan 10, 2007

If it were up to me, I would put a low profile security camera where I could monitor the wall, and I would put an undercover cop around the corner with a radio to take care of teh offenders.

Tree Destroys A House
Feb 25, 2009 8:53 AM
Actually MagScot, you are supposed to cut a slice out of the side you want the tree towards then cut the other side. If the tree is neutrally balanced, as you cut the back there is no support from the wedge, so the tree tips that direction. However, if there are more branches on one side of the tree, or alot of wind, you actually have to pull or push the tree in the direction you want it to fall. The bigger the tree, the bigger the pull/push required. It looks like these guys didn't have enough of either.

Homemade Speed Bump
Dec 07, 2007 9:43 AM
Online translators suggest that the text at the end could be trainslated: is there a better invention? I was hoping for something hilarious. Maybe it is in german.

Dude Disappears
Sep 24, 2007 9:17 AM
The key to the trick are the shadows under the table. There appear when at 16 seconds, and 23 seconds, but by the time he raises the cloth all the way, at 27 seconds, they are gone. Something happens to the background behind the table between 23 and 27 seconds. The previous commenter may be right.

The Cat Sack
Jul 16, 2007 6:16 AM
Isn't that Mike Rowe--from the Discovery Channel?

If Jennifer Lopez Was Fat
Jun 18, 2007 6:31 AM
So if J-Lo were fat she would look like Queen Latifa.

Even Golf Pros Miss The Ball
Apr 24, 2007 10:30 AM
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Speed Boat Owned
Jan 16, 2007 9:15 AM
Be sure to note that the name of the boat is Temporary Insanity II, so this probably isn't the first time something like this has happened to the owner. :)

Preachers Pants Fall Down
Jan 10, 2007 8:03 AM
Funny, usually it is the GROOM that has to make an effort to keep his pant on until after the wedding..