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Screen Name: SandScorpion - (288) Comments PostedMember Since: Oct 09, 2006
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Bodyguard Takes Out CameramanBodyguard Takes Out Cameraman
Nov 19, 2009 9:02 PM
Those cameras are pretty heavy, it doesn't take much to take him down. Kinda looked like he was out of cable lol.

Skydivers Re-enter AirplaneSkydivers Re-enter Airplane
Nov 04, 2009 6:13 AM
Lol unless those backpacks are full of bricks or something I'm pretty sure they would have opened their shutes if it went wrong.

Horrible Forklift AccidentHorrible Forklift Accident
Nov 04, 2009 6:10 AM
I swear it was like this when I got here!

Moonwalking ProMoonwalking Pro
Nov 01, 2009 12:23 AM
Lol that looked like it could be in a cartoon xD

Fans Of The FutureFans Of The Future
Nov 01, 2009 12:22 AM
[/sarcasm]Oh yes THAT's what we need.. How can any one like the uneven wind of the normal fan! We NEED this new fan![sarcasm]

Food In CommercialsFood In Commercials
Oct 27, 2009 6:46 PM
Or you could photoshop.. but hey why do it the easy way if there is a hard way?

Not All Turtles Are SlowNot All Turtles Are Slow
Oct 27, 2009 6:33 PM
zj skrew, I own a species called Trachemys scripta elegans. They live in water and are fast as hell. I have them for over 14 years now.

Worst Parking Fail EverWorst Parking Fail Ever
Oct 27, 2009 3:31 PM
Gas instead of brake..

Not All Turtles Are SlowNot All Turtles Are Slow
Oct 26, 2009 12:42 AM
Only land turtles are slow, the ones that live in the water like that one are fast.

Heating A Block Of IceHeating A Block Of Ice
Oct 22, 2009 1:18 PM
It could be ice but the glowing can not be the ice, if it really is ice then there is some other light emitting object causing the glow.

The Only LevelThe Only Level
Oct 21, 2009 2:12 PM
At stage 15 just refresh the browser.

The Only LevelThe Only Level
Oct 20, 2009 4:53 PM
Beaten it in 09:42:30 Played their other game already, this is much like it but this one is easier.

Acrobat Swing FailAcrobat Swing Fail
Oct 13, 2009 11:52 AM
Nah, that won't hurt, atleast not untill she wakes up..

Amazing SculptingAmazing Sculpting
Oct 09, 2009 4:27 PM
Wow amazing how really everything is made out of clay and not just some pre-shaped thing with a bit of clay on top.

Meat TattooMeat Tattoo
Oct 06, 2009 9:50 AM
That's no tatoo..

Hungry Hungry HippoHungry Hungry Hippo
Sep 25, 2009 10:02 AM
Hippos usually eat plants but they do occasionally eat meat.

Police Chase Ghost CarPolice Chase Ghost Car
Sep 22, 2009 4:32 PM
It could be a set up gettaway fence wich is not really a fence but something more flexible so the 'fence' slides over the car as the car pushes under the 'fence' as if it were made of cloth or rope or something like that. Either that or he made an almost imposible turn, around the fence on the right, you can see the fence ends there when the copcar stops in front of it.

Hair Burning ChallengeHair Burning Challenge
Sep 22, 2009 4:27 PM
Well.. at least they had their little laugh?

Perspective IllusionPerspective Illusion
Sep 22, 2009 4:24 PM
Looks pretty cool, too bad about the shadows though.

Porsche VS BusPorsche VS Bus
Sep 15, 2009 6:55 AM
Parking that close to a busstop is illegal, the bus was driving too fast, both are doing it wrong = accident.

Jeff Hardy Pyro AccidentJeff Hardy Pyro Accident
Sep 08, 2009 9:41 AM
As fake as the wrestling it's self. Everything that happens is just a play.

Baseball Father Of The YearBaseball Father Of The Year
Aug 31, 2009 2:07 AM
Oh 4 kids! That is soo funny.. -.-

The Wii FitThe Wii Fit
Aug 26, 2009 8:31 AM
This vid is old, at first the wii fit was made fun of by everybody. Now it's the most succesful piece of hardware in the game industry.

Liquid Resistant CarpetLiquid Resistant Carpet
Aug 26, 2009 8:24 AM
that's cool but isn't that hard to clean if you have like chocolate stains and it resists water?

Rev. CharlesRev. Charles
Aug 25, 2009 4:07 AM
Possibly both

Girl's On A Boat RideGirl's On A Boat Ride
Aug 19, 2009 11:50 AM
This clip has already been posted on this site before..

Face In The IceFace In The Ice
Aug 17, 2009 10:28 AM
It's the cheese puff artist with a boat!

See Through Frosted GlassSee Through Frosted Glass
Jul 24, 2009 8:42 AM
@ Pinjas, I think the tape has to be on the rough side so the tape makes it smooth, wouldn't work the other way around.

Referee Attacks BoxerReferee Attacks Boxer
Jul 15, 2009 11:48 AM
The ref shouldn't have hit the boxer in the face even if it wasn't that hard. But you must be stupid to pick a fight with the ref. Refs are often very skilled fighters themselves.

Michael Jackson In A TreeMichael Jackson In A Tree
Jul 14, 2009 3:18 AM
O.o wtf it's a tree.. I don't see it..

How To Jump A CarHow To Jump A Car
Jul 13, 2009 12:34 AM
Yup, he was behind the car, you can tell by looking at the yellow line and where he starts and lands and where the car is driving.

Worlds FastestWorlds Fastest
Jul 12, 2009 9:49 AM
Lol that fatest soccer goal was almost as fast as a goal one of the guys in our team made against a pro soccer team in a freindly match, it was almost the same but the guy in our team didnt walk a few steps he shot as soos as possible after the kick off, the goal keeper was standing in the centre of their half of the field lol.

Failed Baseball SlideFailed Baseball Slide
Jul 10, 2009 7:27 AM
Attempts a slide? He just falls..

Evian Roller BabiesEvian Roller Babies
Jul 07, 2009 2:13 PM
Yeah this stuff happens all the time.

Smart Car Crash TestSmart Car Crash Test
Jul 06, 2009 5:20 AM
The only problem is because it is so light, it flies upwards wildly wich may cause some problems for the driver, but the cabine pretty much survived the crash.

Toilet Paper PrankToilet Paper Prank
Jul 06, 2009 5:18 AM
Yeah it probably is, even if you get scared you dont jump headfirst to the floor and throw your phone away..

Street Fight CompilationStreet Fight Compilation
Jul 06, 2009 5:15 AM
Hot catfights

Hard Core English LessonsHard Core English Lessons
Jun 30, 2009 9:00 PM
Lol I think they had to watch the vid of the counting guy without laughing, if they laugh they get spanked.

Crazy Alarm ClockCrazy Alarm Clock
Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM
lol the neighbors must be thinking "damn he is getting some action every single morning"

Toothpick CityToothpick City
Jun 27, 2009 9:07 PM
And if he sells it he has to give that up, I don't think he can do that. It's true what you said about technology but this is not technology, this is art. (ran out of space on the previous comment)

Toothpick CityToothpick City
Jun 27, 2009 9:05 PM
Hey I did type 4 0's.. Your first comment also said 400 but I'm sure you also typed 4 of them, your new comment has 3 of them, so clearly the comments won't let us use mor ethen 2 0's in a row. Anyway, you do have a point there, in a museum much more people can see it. But I think he is still expanding it, he has worked on it for 34 years now but I think he is never gonna stop working on it.

Strange Toothpaste PranksStrange Toothpaste Pranks
Jun 26, 2009 12:09 AM
probably a commercial, clearly fake anyway. doesnt feel tooth paste but does scratch when they toutch him with a feather? come on!

Half EscalatorHalf Escalator
Jun 26, 2009 12:01 AM
Get's the lazy ppl who think "hey an escalator, lets be lazy and take it" still get some excersice

Lowry Bridge Blown UpLowry Bridge Blown Up
Jun 25, 2009 11:59 PM
Ok to solve this argument, you see the bridge sticking out of the water after it fell in, ofcourse they had to take it all away of no boats could pass there anymore. Those who didnt care if the bridge was there probably dont care either if it isn't there, those who did care now know the bridge is not in the water anymore. But.. you didn't really thing they were going to leave it there did you?

Howitzer Recoil Hits SoldierHowitzer Recoil Hits Soldier
Jun 22, 2009 9:40 PM
Hey what happened? Maybe I would get it if they showed it one more time?

Toothpick CityToothpick City
Jun 22, 2009 9:38 PM
Err me55, if you had something that took you 34 years (if you want to know how long that is compare it to your age) to build, you wouldn't sell it for $400 either

Hilarious Politician Slip UpHilarious Politician Slip Up
Jun 17, 2009 12:25 PM
Gazbo is correct.

Car Rams A TrainCar Rams A Train
Jun 17, 2009 11:04 AM
Couldn't see it cause there was a train in the way..

The Future Of XBoxThe Future Of XBox
Jun 08, 2009 5:26 PM
Err I will refuse to get freaking tired when im playing games to relax. I get enough exercise from sports.

Street Drummer Plays BucketsStreet Drummer Plays Buckets
May 28, 2009 11:12 AM
this dude is awesome, some rich dude needs to go find him and offer him a contract.

Domino Balancing TrickDomino Balancing Trick
May 16, 2009 7:31 AM
the centre of gravity is right above the bottom domino, it isn't that unbelievable..

Death By HingeDeath By Hinge
May 14, 2009 3:07 PM
8103 ft Amazing! is the highest i got

Terrifying, Gory Workplace Safety PSA Horror-VideoTerrifying, Gory Workplace Safety PSA Horror-Video
Apr 15, 2009 8:57 PM
never EVER miss a nail, you might get it in your eye if you do..

What This Company Needs Is...What This Company Needs Is...
Apr 12, 2009 6:16 AM
lol, CHANGE!!

Samurai Cuts A BB In HalfSamurai Cuts A BB In Half
Apr 12, 2009 6:14 AM
awesome, how many tries did that take :P

Last Second Basketball ShotLast Second Basketball Shot
Apr 11, 2009 6:43 AM
Yup, its a foul, but still nice.

Playing Violin On A Pogo StickPlaying Violin On A Pogo Stick
Apr 04, 2009 9:13 AM
What's that? No faceplant? Oh well.

Pet Door SurprisePet Door Surprise
Apr 02, 2009 9:11 AM
Lol that was unexpected o.O

Hard Core English LessonsHard Core English Lessons
Apr 02, 2009 9:09 AM
Old but funny lol tententententententen hahaha

Making Music With Your FaceMaking Music With Your Face
Mar 30, 2009 1:01 PM
its the other way around lol. some other guy is making the sounds with a synthesizer and ever tone sends an electric pulse to one of the things attached to his face causing the muscle it is connectet to to twitch.

Muscle BabeMuscle Babe
Mar 30, 2009 6:06 AM
Awesome rack on her though

5th Wheel On A Car5th Wheel On A Car
Mar 23, 2009 5:30 AM
Sucks for the guy who can't get out anymore because he parked like that.

Kissing A SharkKissing A Shark
Mar 23, 2009 5:28 AM
You probably meant breath instead of break and not all sharks need to be moving for that.

Awesome Bowling Trick ShotAwesome Bowling Trick Shot
Mar 23, 2009 5:25 AM
Looks like they oiled it further then normal

Siamese CrocodilesSiamese Crocodiles
Mar 17, 2009 8:44 AM
I hope both of their asses work for them. If not, toxins will build up and kill them.

Really Bad Soccer ActorReally Bad Soccer Actor
Mar 14, 2009 4:55 PM
On the second one it looks like the sliding guy's other foot hit the foot of the falling guy. If that happens you're screwed cause no one is gonna believe you.

Fish With TeethFish With Teeth
Mar 14, 2009 4:50 PM
Look it ate some one's fingers! j/k

A Very Tiny HorseA Very Tiny Horse
Mar 13, 2009 9:25 PM
@ jack leg, they have the same point any pet has. @ translator, they also live in the wild.

A Very Tiny HorseA Very Tiny Horse
Mar 11, 2009 6:51 PM
Probably a young falabella. Even grown ones are tiny.

Bike Rider Dragged By BusBike Rider Dragged By Bus
Mar 06, 2009 11:58 AM
Yeah you have to stop to let people pass at cross walks but as the person wanting to cross the road you should also pay a little attention to prevent these accidents as seen in this video. If something like this happens it's because both parties don't pay attention.

Dreaming Dog VS WallDreaming Dog VS Wall
Mar 04, 2009 1:50 PM
Lol that's funny, and at the ppl saying it's wrong, let's put down or lock up sleepwalking humans too while we're at it.

Jockey Gets Thrown Into WallJockey Gets Thrown Into Wall
Mar 04, 2009 4:01 AM
I think I have to watch the video again a few times..

Van Gogh Self PortraitsVan Gogh Self Portraits
Feb 20, 2009 9:36 AM
If you choose not to, consider my apology retracted.

Skydiving Without A ParachuteSkydiving Without A Parachute
Feb 18, 2009 4:49 PM
Deebo the difference in air friction is neglectable and weight really doesnt matter at all in a free fall. really.. google it or you can even youtube expiriments on discovery channel. And pbc I said they hit the ground at the same time in vacuum because there is no air friction there, otherwise ofcourse a feather falls slower but they will teach you that some day too.

Van Gogh Self PortraitsVan Gogh Self Portraits
Feb 17, 2009 5:40 AM
Are you going to apologize for attacking me while I did not not attack you?

Van Gogh Self PortraitsVan Gogh Self Portraits
Feb 16, 2009 12:05 PM
Seems only fair that we both apologize, me for unintentionally hurting your feelings and you for attacking me because you misunderstood me. So I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings cause that wasn't my intention.

Skydiving Without A ParachuteSkydiving Without A Parachute
Feb 16, 2009 11:59 AM
@ deebo, weight has nothing to do with the speed at wich something falls. Only resistance does. In a vacuum place, a feather and a bowling ball drop at the same speed.

Van Gogh Self PortraitsVan Gogh Self Portraits
Feb 15, 2009 4:28 AM
He talked shit about your country, you talked shit about his country, I said you were like him because you you were doing the same thing to him as he is doing to you. Like I said is was an eye opener and not meant as an attack on any one.

Car Pulls Out In Front Of MotorcycleCar Pulls Out In Front Of Motorcycle
Feb 15, 2009 4:20 AM
They both weren't paying attention, if one of them was, this wouldn't have happened.

Dog Hates Birthday SongDog Hates Birthday Song
Feb 15, 2009 4:14 AM
He's waging his tail, maybe he's just over excited :P

Photographer Hit By Rally CarPhotographer Hit By Rally Car
Feb 14, 2009 12:26 AM
Oh lookies! A really fast rally car! Let's get that on camera! From the front! -.-

Skater Is Calm After Breaking His ArmSkater Is Calm After Breaking His Arm
Feb 14, 2009 12:24 AM
Broken limbs look creepy. Good job staying calm like that!

Van Gogh Self PortraitsVan Gogh Self Portraits
Feb 13, 2009 9:50 PM
THAT is what you were mad about? That wasn't even meant as an attack, I never try to pick a fight! That was meant as an eye opener to make you see you were flaming away just like that low life of a mAnZ!

Girl Smashes Bottle On Guys HeadGirl Smashes Bottle On Guys Head
Feb 13, 2009 2:00 AM
Yeah Pinjas is right, if that bottle broke on his head he would be out cold.

Cop Knocks Out ProtestorCop Knocks Out Protestor
Feb 13, 2009 1:49 AM
He had that one comming, there's protesting and there's protesting.

Van Gogh Self PortraitsVan Gogh Self Portraits
Feb 13, 2009 1:45 AM
There's nothing to deny, you can just go back and see for yourself.

Behind The Scenes Music VideoBehind The Scenes Music Video
Feb 13, 2009 1:45 AM
And there's my proof

Funny Soccer CelebrationFunny Soccer Celebration
Feb 10, 2009 12:37 PM
My team used to do something simular lol We pretended to be ducks and the guy who scored shoots us :P

Van Gogh Self PortraitsVan Gogh Self Portraits
Feb 08, 2009 4:26 PM
Please see a proffesional about your anger. It's not normal to hate that much.

Van Gogh Self PortraitsVan Gogh Self Portraits
Feb 08, 2009 4:20 PM
sure i picked the fight and not you, you hate everybody on this site and we are the bad guys yup you really make sense. And you done a good job trying to put your own description on me but sadly for you it's not true. with that post you just made you have proven what you are as only people who fit your description make posts like that.. trying to make me look like you eh? no thanks buddy. have fun with all your imaginary friends. you obviously hate people. like in you hate humans. i feel sorry for you. if people without friend even excist (never heared of it but hey) then you are the one. just look at all your post and your profile, you hate everybody and everything..

Van Gogh Self PortraitsVan Gogh Self Portraits
Feb 04, 2009 7:58 AM
I said im not making a LIST.. and here just for you :P :P :P :P smiley faces are a normal thing on the internet, don't like em? feel free to not use the internet.

Behind The Scenes Music VideoBehind The Scenes Music Video
Feb 04, 2009 7:56 AM
Don't mind him firechick he's this sites little 12 year old, you know how sites have them. And he's commenting that your comment is meaningless, wich is a meaningless comment to make.. Anyway lucky his guitar is ok. Looks like it was anyway.

Bike Riding With SharksBike Riding With Sharks
Feb 04, 2009 7:50 AM
Shark's don't attack that often, especially not something that looks like THAT xD

Poster Boy Street ArtistPoster Boy Street Artist
Jan 28, 2009 5:08 AM
That is awesome. He's not some jerk. He's creative.

Van Gogh Self PortraitsVan Gogh Self Portraits
Jan 26, 2009 11:46 PM
Wow another great comeback by traslator :P u make me lol everytime :P

Awesome Mexican Wrestling MoveAwesome Mexican Wrestling Move
Jan 26, 2009 6:26 PM
everybody knows wrestling is fake but that still looked pretty cool.

Motorcycle Wheel Stand AccidentMotorcycle Wheel Stand Accident
Jan 25, 2009 4:20 PM
Hah he didn't snap his leg, you can see him lifting one leg to get on the bike again.

This Jeep Is StuckThis Jeep Is Stuck
Jan 25, 2009 4:18 PM
You can even see tire tracks going in and out of the hole, that's can't be done by only that car.

Fat Guy Jumps MopedFat Guy Jumps Moped
Jan 25, 2009 4:16 PM
lol you can really see the moped burrying in his fat xD

Chicken Playing PoolChicken Playing Pool
Jan 25, 2009 4:13 PM
Wow really? Thanks for saying that! I so thought an egg could do that!