| Screen Name: Notice - (29) Comments Posted | Member Since: Nov 27, 2008 |
Bear Sleeping BagMar 17, 2009 4:47 AM
Imagine waking up beside that thing in the middle of the night on a camping trip, and not knowing that your friend was using it. -- First.
Siamese CrocodilesMar 17, 2009 4:46 AM
Wow, interesting video. I wish it were bit longer, maybe showing a bit of what the crocodiles do in the daytime, because I'm quite sure that they'd be pretty limited as to what they're able to do. And again (Sorry guys) .. First!
Flight Attendant RapMar 17, 2009 4:43 AM
Hah. What a way to start off a flight. Too bad that they're probably on like a 7 hour flight, and they're all in economy class. (Not that there's anything wrong with it, I personally just find it has limited leg room). Again, succumbing to idiocy of the internet - First
Replacing A Chair With A Basket PrankMar 17, 2009 4:38 AM
Havn't made a comment in a while, but I saw this video and felt that I had to succumb to the idiocy of the internet.. So, here it goes: FIRST!
Train Does Not Scare CatJan 18, 2009 8:47 PM
I agree with greg k. I havn't posted in a while, and the main reason is because of what Greg was talking about.
Whole Class Has CrashedDec 07, 2008 9:26 AM
I think the photo's staged, probably the teacher that took it? If you look at the guy in the back right, he's sleeping with his body over the desk, and his head facing to the floor, noone falls asleep like that because that would mean he's almost standing to support himself like that.
Painful Skateboard And Bmx CrashesDec 06, 2008 9:18 PM
It's always fun(ny) to watch other people get hurt. And the camera person is always standing by, just waiting for their cue when they get to say that infamous line: "Are you okay/alright/hurt?". Some of these made me cringe a little bit.
Rally Car Crashes Through Trees
Don't Feed The DeerDec 05, 2008 1:03 PM
'Dears 1 through 6 have accepted your party invite'. ~Current objective: Get to the north pole.
Dog Playing In The SnowDec 04, 2008 3:19 PM
Wow. Lmao, at points he was completely beneath the snow. With that much fresh powder though, that'd be great. Forget a snow blower, just throw a dog treat down your driveway, let the dog clear it out for you.
Dachshund Puppy Loves The CameraDec 04, 2008 10:47 AM
Lol. That's pretty clever 'Nuff Said' if you're referring "Headstrong" by "Trapt".(Would have made good background music :O) P.S. : If you were referring to the lyrics of "Headstrong", the part in the chorus is actually 'Headstrong to take on anyone'. Which this pup certainly is.
Shoe BurgerDec 04, 2008 10:42 AM
Neat design for a hamburger, I too would try it, however, it would be a little hard to hold with onions and cheese and tomato on the top, with ketchup pouring out of the side.
Table Jump PrankDec 03, 2008 1:00 PM
Wow, lol. He landed right on a pen too, I wonder if it was in his pocket and fell out when he hit the ground, or if it was already there. I guess he's lucky, it could have been a lot worse had the pen been sticking up and gotten lodged into his hip.
Guard Knocked Out By Security GateDec 03, 2008 12:58 PM
That looked like it got him right in the neck. He saw it coming too, he was halfway to putting his hands out when it whacked him.
Ejected During Sand Dune CrashDec 03, 2008 12:55 PM
Ooh, that looked like it would have hurt. -= Rebuttal to SandScorpion =- I understand your point of the argument in my previous comment the other day. I agree with you in the fact that it was he who fueled the war, however, the scale of which we are each referring to is Vastly different. The main reason Hitler gained power is because he was able to pull the country out of their depression, and he did that by having a dictatorship. However, someone flaming someone over the internet has no power or following whatsoever, and it is senseless to get worked up over such a matter. [P.S. I'm simply debating this with you because I find it quite interesting and fun.]
Dog Feels Depression CommercialDec 02, 2008 10:43 AM
That Wal-mart gift card seemed to cheer him up. That would be a good idea for a Christmas gift for him.
Hey Look An ElephantDec 02, 2008 10:41 AM
You guys do know that.. you can simply just, ignore his comment. It's mind blowing, I know, but, believe it or not, it is possible. There's no sense flaming him, or flaming the people flaming him, it doesn't affect any of us in any way, shape or form. They're just words, who cares what he / they think, if he says Canada sucks, well then, Canada sucks, good for it, but I live in Canada, and I happen to have a different opinion of it. Opinions are just what one person thinks, just because they share their opinion, it doesn't mean that every single mind on Earth has the same opinion, and it certainly doesn't make that one person's opinion "true", or any better then the opinion of the next person.
Cheerleading StuntsDec 01, 2008 8:00 PM
Lol "deebo", 'flatter than the wall'. And huzzah for Bigjim, it appears that there is another Guzer commenter who typed in proper English grammar.
Kung Fu DemoDec 01, 2008 7:55 PM
Reply to "WhoCaresWhatYouThink". Actually, I meant 'Lmao', as I had typed it. I happened to find SandScorpian's comment about 'p' being close to 'n' on the keyboard funny. You might not have, but I did, so I commented on it, and how fun would the world be if everyone was the same?
Rope Swings Are FunDec 01, 2008 7:50 PM
caught on the root**,"deebo"'s**, where the rope was tied** not where "it" was tied, and "end up landing farther in the water than* where the guy was standing, there was must be a drop off in the lake so that it would be safe for them to jump off the rope. Or else, why would it have been put up?"** ~ Too many mistakes, I was typing faster than I could think about what I was typing.
Rope Swings Are FunDec 01, 2008 7:41 PM
Gravity wins again, she didn't have the strength to keep her knee's tucked, and her feet caught on the branch. To "deebo's" comment: Where the guy in the white trunks was standing looks like it was straight down from where it was tied. Meaning, she'd keep swinging, and end up landing farther in the water then just that. Perhaps he was standing there because he was responsible for bringing the rope back up for the next person to go?
Biker Hurts His Back
You Fail At LifeNov 29, 2008 4:46 PM
Lol. Not necessarily a new video, but a good one. That kid with the dart in his eyebrow was just disgusting, I wonder how it happened.
18 Second KnockoutNov 29, 2008 4:41 PM
Lol, the boxer in the black shorts just kept throwing punches.
Crane Lifting AccidentNov 28, 2008 1:03 PM
I'm guessing this is fake, just because it seems too coincidental for it to be real. I never knew a crane lifting some cargo was a big enough event for someone walking by to stop and film with a portable camera.
Huge UnicycleNov 28, 2008 1:01 PM
That's one heavy duty unicycle. Also, "george bush" is clearly just a 4-chan'er that happened to stumble upon Guzer, and is simply trying to grief the other users for a little bit of extra entertainment in his life of soul-less-ness. I sure would like to meet him in real life, and see how old, and mature, and well mannered he is.[/sarcasm]
Magic Trick With Card And CoinNov 27, 2008 9:17 PM
As a reply to my own comment which is posted above. I applaud anyone who actually reads the entire comment and posts a reply. Many of the people on the internet are too lazy to do even a little bit of reading.
Dune Buggy KidNov 27, 2008 6:08 PM
He's quite the talented driver, to be able to drive standard at such a young age.
Magic Trick With Card And CoinNov 27, 2008 6:04 PM
How **I THINK** he did it: Simple slight of hand trick. Simplistic, but hard because of the speed at which he needs to move his hands. The edges of the piece of glass are taped, as if to make it so that he can slide his hand across them quickly, without getting cut by a rough edge. Also, just before the coin "goes through" the glass, his hand moves over the bottom edge of the glass, I think that would be where the transfer happens. And then when he waggles his fingers, the coin is already under the glass. The same goes for the card, he slides his hand slightly above the top of the glass. That's just my take on how I think he did it (I made "I think" stand out at the top of the post for a reason). Feel free to flame, call me a dumb ass, post your own comment, whatever, it really doesn't affect me so I don't care.
Using A Boat As A Wrecking BallNov 23, 2008 1:17 PM
Convenient that it would happen to be the officers house, the same officer that was driving by with his sirens on. And how would that officer know, police response time isn't that fast, especially if the couple had only realized it when they stepped out of the trailer, since, no one phoned it in.
Those Fake Knock OutsNov 18, 2008 7:48 PM
To 'mettle8''s response to my post, I'm aware that it's not actually a pressure point, however, the usage of it resembles that of a pressure point, and as 'pbc' mentioned, most people don't know how to fight with a hand behind their back. I simply chose an example that almost everyone on this site would be able to relate to, and recognize, because, who hasn't seen "Cops" or any other police show where they see a police officer do that to the criminal.
Those Fake Knock OutsNov 18, 2008 9:40 AM
-=Continued=- If you want to test this for yourself, karate-chop yourself just under your nose, so that you hit the gum line above your top teeth. That's a pressure point. You won't knock yourself out or kill yourself, but you will notice a difference that it feels a lot worse then if you were to say, hit yourself on the cheek.
Those Fake Knock OutsNov 18, 2008 9:37 AM
This isn't fake. He hit what's called a "Pressure Point". There are plenty of them all over the human body, in places that you wouldn't think of, for instance, there is one that is just under, and behind your ears (Both sides). If you hit a pressure point with enough force, it can easily cause death. (I'm sure everyone knows that if you punch someone in the temple hard enough, that person will die. That's a pressure point.) Police also use pressure points because they allow for easy submissions, and it's easy to make the criminal, or whoever it is, abide by their commands. (Twisting someone's arm behind their back doesn't allow them to struggle, because any way that they move, they cause themselves pain, they have no choice but to go where the officer is directing them.)
Urinal With A ViewNov 17, 2008 2:13 PM
Also, if you're going to argue that you are able to type better English then someone else. Please make sure you type it in proper English spelling and grammar, or else it simply makes you look worse.
Urinal With A ViewNov 17, 2008 2:11 PM
Wow, a picture of a couple urinals has turned into a flame-fest. Who the *** cares what other people think? You're never going to meet these people, and you'll probably never see these urinals. There's no point in acting tough over the internet, there's absolutely no threat to it, and it doesn't scare anyone.
Up Close To A Giraffe
New Bike Show OffNov 15, 2008 8:49 PM
-= Bike for sale. Slightly dinged up. =- Also, I agree with pbc. He needs a scooter, perhaps a nice Vesper?
Girl Goes Down While Running Hurdles
Redneck Prom PicturesNov 12, 2008 10:31 AM
What the hell? A floating head going to prom with another floating head and arm? Interesting.
41st RealityNov 08, 2008 9:27 PM
If you enjoyed this game, look up the online game called NEON. Much better.
Sheep VS Kid
Voted A Couple TimesNov 07, 2008 10:29 AM
El Profe, that's quite the birthday gift that you gave yourself. If only you had a camera set up so that after you drove off, you could come back, pick it up, and then go relax and watch what happened.
Run Over At A Toll BoothNov 01, 2008 11:19 AM
I love how the truck slowed down to pay the toll as well.
Sledding Off The Roof
Really Clean WindowsOct 29, 2008 11:51 AM
Hmm, Yum. See that greasy face imprint at the end? It probably would taste just like pizza since the guy has so much pizza grease on his face.
Pianist With Only 4 FingersOct 20, 2008 3:50 PM
-Wasted Comment used to correct previous stupidity.- "before you see it.*"
Pianist With Only 4 FingersOct 20, 2008 3:49 PM
"Sometimes you can hear beauty before you hear it." I'd rather not see that "beauty." I much preferred listening to the intro and not knowing who was playing it.
Woman Falls Off TableOct 19, 2008 3:49 PM
And table saves the day again! Thwarting the evil fat black woman and saving the viewing audience from her bad singing. Thank you table! Because of you, the world is safe for another day.
Knob Creek Machine Gun ShootOct 15, 2008 2:07 PM
Lol, bullet's aren't slow at all. If you're asking that question because you're seeing the ones at the top of the video, those are stray shots. Try looking at the main stream of bullets, and counting how many comes out, or seeing how fast they go.
Death DiceOct 08, 2008 5:11 PM
Pretty fun little game, good time waster. 7380 was my high score. I got rank #27 :O
Cat PunchOct 08, 2008 4:54 PM
[sarcasm] Lololololololol. That's hilarious. I think this video should be uploaded a couple more times since it was so good. [/sarcasm].
Divers Face Hits The BoardOct 08, 2008 4:49 PM
If noone's noticed, I'd like to point out. Lol. Kari Hitt, San Jacinto CA Oct 08, 2008 10:59 AM Brandon Azzolini Oct 08, 2008 11:02 AM Nice post times. Quite convenient for him to notice that, and type such a good response in only 3 minutes after the first message was posted. Also, note the grammar, "Kari Hitt" even though he spelled the name with proper grammar, the post is not, unlike the second post, that had proper grammar throughout it (Aside from a few problems. But that's not something the 12 year old who posted it would take note to).
A Woman Falling Down EscalatorsSep 30, 2008 1:25 PM
-Edit- I like the way she really throws her face into it, it looks like she was going for the full out concussion approach.
A Woman Falling Down EscalatorsSep 30, 2008 1:23 PM
Some nice facial impact there at 0:30, I give that like 9.7, would be a solid 10, but she missed the corner of the step, she hit just a bit on the inside, so a deduction of .03 for that.
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