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Screen Name: Master Sam - (194) Comments PostedMember Since: Sep 10, 2005
My name is Chris Smith I really like having my own profile here on guzer Im always once in awhile posting certain comments on Videos and pictures and sometimes but not always flash games not to long ago I signed up for a Myspace account If i remember right it was August 18th Ive have also gotten real good with fixing up computers too I also turned 18 this year on February 23rd and I have graduated from high school at the end of May
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YouTube CostumeYouTube Costume
Feb 09, 2008 11:24 AM
Just so you guys know the videos not on youtube I already checked

YouTube CostumeYouTube Costume
Feb 09, 2008 11:21 AM
this is really well-done whoever made this but they forgot the fullscreen button

Pac Man Take OffPac Man Take Off
Nov 14, 2007 1:31 PM
this is more fun then the regular pacman

Plane Has A Rough TimePlane Has A Rough Time
Nov 11, 2007 2:08 AM
you did what okay your fired

Plane Has A Rough TimePlane Has A Rough Time
Nov 11, 2007 2:07 AM
I think the pilot is a studid one

Bigfoot TruckBigfoot Truck
Nov 11, 2007 2:05 AM
WTF is that guy doing inside of the wheel

A Man On FireA Man On Fire
Nov 11, 2007 2:02 AM
definite fake

Four Wheeler Mud RidingFour Wheeler Mud Riding
Nov 11, 2007 2:00 AM
come on joelhelibustos someone probably helped get him outta there

Four Wheeler Mud RidingFour Wheeler Mud Riding
Nov 11, 2007 1:58 AM
looks like a mud lake

Four Wheeler Mud RidingFour Wheeler Mud Riding
Nov 11, 2007 1:56 AM
my four wheeler has never gotten that much mud before I mostly try to stay clean whenever I ride it

Truck Lost A TireTruck Lost A Tire
Nov 11, 2007 1:53 AM
hes gonna shit his pants when the car tilts back

Sneaking A SmokeSneaking A Smoke
Nov 11, 2007 1:52 AM
these cockatails are kind of rare

Toyota WinnerToyota Winner
Nov 11, 2007 1:50 AM
if that toy yoda was still there id take it

Dangerous Nap SpotDangerous Nap Spot
Nov 11, 2007 1:48 AM
if that jet fires up my ***ing god i dont want to think about it

Dangerous Nap SpotDangerous Nap Spot
Nov 11, 2007 1:46 AM
he is so ***ing dead when thing fires up

Bush Mystery SolvedBush Mystery Solved
Nov 11, 2007 1:44 AM
bush should go *** himself

Pumpkin CarvePumpkin Carve
Oct 10, 2007 7:21 PM
Im surprised noones figured this out

Sneaking A SmokeSneaking A Smoke
Sep 10, 2007 1:10 PM
it would probably just chew it up lets hope it doenst eat it

Toyota WinnerToyota Winner
Sep 10, 2007 1:09 PM
whoa she's a "Toy Yoda" winner haha

Dangerous Nap SpotDangerous Nap Spot
Sep 10, 2007 1:09 PM
dont be scared when that thing wakes you up and sucks you in fast

Dangerous Nap SpotDangerous Nap Spot
Sep 10, 2007 1:08 PM
Dude wake up and ge the hell outta their you dumbass

Pole Dancing PracticePole Dancing Practice
Sep 10, 2007 1:07 PM
Sweet this pole dancer girl is hot

Skinny TornadoSkinny Tornado
Sep 05, 2007 3:19 PM
I hate tornados too scary

Modded Xbox 360Modded Xbox 360
Sep 01, 2007 2:21 PM
this is why i went with the PSP (Play Station Portable)

Funny ESPN CommercialFunny ESPN Commercial
Sep 01, 2007 2:19 PM
being thoughtful huh an unlikely story

Toyota WinnerToyota Winner
Aug 26, 2007 1:23 PM
I would just take the toy but she must have been pissed i feel sorry for her that and she got tricked big time

Toyota WinnerToyota Winner
Aug 26, 2007 1:21 PM
No wonder she thought it was a Toyota car shes not happy cause its a Toy Yoda from Star Wars how clever and funny because toyota sounds like toy yoda get it

Avril Lavigne LawsuitAvril Lavigne Lawsuit
Aug 26, 2007 1:17 PM
I was not expecting what i saw on here

Pizza PassionPizza Passion
Aug 05, 2007 5:21 PM
joelhelibustos you are a ***ing idiot I watched closely and I saw them kiss you must be blind or something dickhead

Godzilla Hates CatsGodzilla Hates Cats
Aug 05, 2007 5:17 PM
Same here I think cats should be ***ed up and sent to bloody ***ing god damed hell

Ashtray HatAshtray Hat
Aug 05, 2007 5:14 PM
not impressed

Ashtray HatAshtray Hat
Aug 05, 2007 5:14 PM
PhotoShoped

Tallest Man Meets Shortest ManTallest Man Meets Shortest Man
Aug 02, 2007 4:35 PM
hey that reminds me one of a guy name "Issach Beh" he was my 12th Grade english Teacher at "Murray High School"

The Best Speed LimitThe Best Speed Limit
Aug 02, 2007 4:23 PM
Where is this "No Speed Limit" sign put up if anyone knows tell me

The Best Speed LimitThe Best Speed Limit
Aug 02, 2007 4:22 PM
Dont you ***ing cops even think about pulling me over now no speed limit means you can now go any speed you want and now I can have fun go fast now baby

Abusive Dad Attacks Son At SchoolAbusive Dad Attacks Son At School
Jul 31, 2007 5:21 PM
what a bunch of ***ing retards at that school the dad didnt even asked them to double-check his record of attendance because they found at the end the boy did not miss any class's for 3 days or more their is abosoulutely no reason for the dad beating up his son sentance that ***ing A-hole to life man

Abusive Dad Attacks Son At SchoolAbusive Dad Attacks Son At School
Jul 31, 2007 5:10 PM
At least my Dad is smart he wound not do something like that unless I try to pick a fight with him either way my dad took a karate class back in high school he passed that class and got a Black Belt

New York Steam Pipe BreaksNew York Steam Pipe Breaks
Jul 29, 2007 11:39 PM
Their must have been a big flood after all of this but thats not good at all more like ***ed up

HTML TattooHTML Tattoo
Jul 24, 2007 3:08 AM
I know what these code do Im a web designer

Strange New VehicleStrange New Vehicle
Jul 24, 2007 3:07 AM
what a ugly piece of shit

Blonde Girls License PlateBlonde Girls License Plate
Jul 24, 2007 3:06 AM
I knew blonde girls were dumb

Funny Bridge Warning SignFunny Bridge Warning Sign
Jul 24, 2007 3:04 AM
its a warning for truck drivers i think

Hot Storm TrooperHot Storm Trooper
Jul 24, 2007 3:01 AM
stevie d. ive see star wars and your wrong she was actully captured by darth vader and by the way you just made that up

Hot Storm TrooperHot Storm Trooper
Jul 24, 2007 3:00 AM
dont let darth vader see what this storm trooper is up to

Manhole Cover Damages TruckManhole Cover Damages Truck
Jul 24, 2007 2:58 AM
jooeell a manhole cover is too heavy for a dog to carry in its mouth you dumbass

Puppy Dog Brushes His TeethPuppy Dog Brushes His Teeth
Jul 24, 2007 2:55 AM
if that toothbrush belongst to somebody then they better get it away from him before it chews it up

Puppy Dog Brushes His TeethPuppy Dog Brushes His Teeth
Jul 24, 2007 2:53 AM
I have a female Black Labrador named "Roxy" and she is much cuter then this dog and she loves me to death

Puppy Dog Brushes His TeethPuppy Dog Brushes His Teeth
Jul 24, 2007 2:52 AM
it looks like its brushing its teeth but its really chewing on it

Cool Trax CarCool Trax Car
Jul 24, 2007 2:47 AM
is this car going to be in that "Transformers" movie?

Roller Coaster GirlRoller Coaster Girl
Jul 24, 2007 2:45 AM
I remember my first time on a roller coaster but i was too scared to even get on but after awhile i got over it fast

Lazy SurferLazy Surfer
Jul 24, 2007 2:43 AM
I just know someones going to laugh at him

Lazy SurferLazy Surfer
Jul 24, 2007 2:43 AM
how does he keep his balance like that

Twins DeluxeTwins Deluxe
Jul 24, 2007 2:42 AM
this game is too easy for me

Flying Kiss GameFlying Kiss Game
Jul 20, 2007 4:03 PM
this game is too weird

Plastic BallsPlastic Balls
Jul 19, 2007 11:18 AM
I enjoy playing the game but the sound effects get really annoying after awhile

Pizzas Get StolenPizzas Get Stolen
Jul 15, 2007 5:47 PM
that ***ing little asswhole hore

Monster CarMonster Car
Jul 15, 2007 5:43 PM
Look at those wheels they are just stupid for monster car

Pizzas Get StolenPizzas Get Stolen
Jul 14, 2007 11:02 AM
Is that Pizza Hut?

Pizzas Get StolenPizzas Get Stolen
Jul 14, 2007 10:59 AM
That girl is going to get it

Darth Vader Hot Air BalloonDarth Vader Hot Air Balloon
Jul 12, 2007 2:54 PM
Darth Vader Kicks ass

Brides Eating Wedding CakeBrides Eating Wedding Cake
Jul 06, 2007 11:24 AM
these women are crazy doing this

Alien DashAlien Dash
Jul 04, 2007 3:07 PM
WTH It wont ***ing load

Ice Cold WaterIce Cold Water
Jul 04, 2007 3:06 PM
nice going old man

Coke Drinking ContestCoke Drinking Contest
Jul 04, 2007 3:04 PM
I couldnt get a good look at the bottle when they said we have a winner i hope he didnt dump it out because I mean if he really did finish it all then he is going to get ***ed for like impressing any ladies that might be watching

Coke Drinking ContestCoke Drinking Contest
Jul 04, 2007 3:03 PM
I couldnt get a good look at the bottle when they said we have a winner i hope he didnt dump it out or he is going to get ***ed for like impressing any ladies that might be watching

Coke Drinking ContestCoke Drinking Contest
Jul 04, 2007 3:01 PM
Frogman you dont know what you talking about coke tastes just as good as pepsi so *** yourself

Coke Drinking ContestCoke Drinking Contest
Jul 04, 2007 3:00 PM
*** doing a contest Id rather enjoy "Coca Cola" when I have a can or bottle of it

Kid Jumps A Ramp With A CarKid Jumps A Ramp With A Car
Jul 03, 2007 10:51 AM
hey thats my car lol

How To Chill Coke Really FastHow To Chill Coke Really Fast
Jul 02, 2007 8:16 PM
jooeell that is like totaly impossible to do you dummy

Shoots His Pants OffShoots His Pants Off
Jul 01, 2007 2:38 PM
now how could that have happened?

How To Chill Coke Really FastHow To Chill Coke Really Fast
Jun 30, 2007 6:50 PM
Penders if you dont want to have to use ice trays get a frige that has a built in ice maker that way you can just get right from the freezer anytime

How To Chill Coke Really FastHow To Chill Coke Really Fast
Jun 30, 2007 11:53 AM
you know I think that is just plain stupid buying coke for your cat it probably would just make your cat get really sick if I had cat witch I will never get I would just always give fresh water to drink not coke

How To Chill Coke Really FastHow To Chill Coke Really Fast
Jun 30, 2007 1:57 AM
that was cool im going to do that to my cokes instead of putting them in a frige to get cold

Darth What?Darth What?
Jun 18, 2007 2:13 PM
i'll grate some cheese on his face so tonight we have taocs

Darth What?Darth What?
Jun 18, 2007 2:12 PM
Haha you can now call him Darth Cheese Grater

Darth What?Darth What?
Jun 18, 2007 2:11 PM
its a cheese grater

Drunk SquirrelDrunk Squirrel
Jun 18, 2007 2:09 PM
if only you could make a computer act like its drunk

IKEA CommercialIKEA Commercial
Jun 18, 2007 1:10 PM
HOLY ***ING SHIT NO ***ING WAY!!

Funny Star Wars Flash CartoonFunny Star Wars Flash Cartoon
Jun 03, 2007 9:17 PM
I Keep hearing on episode 6 "Return Of The Jedi" Darth Vader tells Luke that he will complete his training if he joins the "Dark Side" but would he really do that it doesnt make sense because Lord Vader is Luke's Father and his master is the Emporer Darth sitius and luke doesnt even join the "Dark Side" and his Father dies at the end anyways

Global Warming And Ice CreamGlobal Warming And Ice Cream
May 30, 2007 1:52 PM
UH OH what NOO! whats happening? my ice cream truck its melted but Wait Why did the ice cream cone not melt? is it MAGIC what is going on I cant drive my ice cream truck like this it will leave a big puddle of ice cream along the road ahh lol

Global Warming And Ice CreamGlobal Warming And Ice Cream
May 30, 2007 1:48 PM
now thats too cool for me looks really awesome though

Give Me Fat GirlsGive Me Fat Girls
May 30, 2007 1:46 PM
This girl does not look too hot at all be cause her arms and legs are looking skeleton like now the girl on the left very hot

Wood Framed MotorcycleWood Framed Motorcycle
May 30, 2007 1:43 PM
I must say It looks really cool kind of old fashion but it doesnt look too comfortable at all i Mean it looks like it has no seat on it and what it caught fire well you would be screwed big time

Baby Has A SnackBaby Has A Snack
May 30, 2007 1:40 PM
my god that is just plain creepy when I was very little I was seriously not that stupid at all

Check Those OutCheck Those Out
May 30, 2007 1:37 PM
how dare you people how can you even say that that girl looks ***ing hot OH YEAH BABY

Paintball Does HurtPaintball Does Hurt
May 30, 2007 1:36 PM
hey ***ing dumass thats why you wear protective gear when you go paint balling sucks to be you bet it hurts bad

Paintball Does HurtPaintball Does Hurt
May 30, 2007 1:34 PM
Oh my god that just gross he looks like he is bleeding in some spots of his chest

Loading Windows VistaLoading Windows Vista
May 30, 2007 1:32 PM
"mrjoker" *** you man you dont know what you talking about Macintosh is the one that sucks so I think your ***ED up if you think vista sucks

You Can't Steal ThisYou Can't Steal This
Apr 25, 2007 10:39 PM
That can still easily be stolen because all you have to do is lift it up above the pole stick in a truck take it home and saw it off using a blade that will cut through metal and your ready to go for a bike ride

Don't Delete CookiesDon't Delete Cookies
Apr 25, 2007 4:45 PM
lol now thats funny I thought Cookie Monster only liked regular cookies but I dont think he knows that internet cookies are "Files Store on your computer by websites to save preferences such as login information." but if he did know I dont think he'd want to eat those kind of cookies

Gatling Gun - Tons Of BulletsGatling Gun - Tons Of Bullets
Feb 24, 2007 12:39 AM
they should make weapons like that in computer games

Gatling Gun - Tons Of BulletsGatling Gun - Tons Of Bullets
Feb 24, 2007 12:37 AM
they should of used one of those to win the war in iraq

Bike Rider Breaks JawBike Rider Breaks Jaw
Feb 24, 2007 12:07 AM
by looking at how much blood was on the cement atfer the incident he must have busted up his jaw real dam bad

Bike Rider Breaks JawBike Rider Breaks Jaw
Feb 24, 2007 12:03 AM
I sure hope he was taken to the emergency room at the hostipal this is totally not funny at all but it is very very painful even though this has never happened to me

This Way To HellThis Way To Hell
Feb 19, 2007 3:51 PM
somebody take that sign down

This Way To HellThis Way To Hell
Feb 19, 2007 3:50 PM
its the HIGHWAY TO HELL dont take that road but you go to hell you die you probably will go down that way

Cool Way To Unlock Your Car DoorCool Way To Unlock Your Car Door
Feb 12, 2007 6:59 PM
jooeell its going to take great talent if you want to start a car without keys

Cool Way To Unlock Your Car DoorCool Way To Unlock Your Car Door
Feb 12, 2007 6:57 PM
yeah this is crazy if you want to steal someones car its just showing a way to break into someones car as well as opening it if you locked you ***ing keys inside

Pepper TrickPepper Trick
Jan 30, 2007 10:17 PM
what happens is when you put you finger with dishsoap on it into the bowl of water with pepper it pushs the pepper off to the sides of the bowl