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Screen Name: Keris - (107) Comments PostedMember Since: Apr 25, 2009
Name: Keris Lee ASL: 29, M, MN U.S.A Ints: Anime, Anime, and more Anime
Keris's Blog Comments:
Van Blocks HydrantVan Blocks Hydrant
Jul 04, 2009 2:38 PM
to KERIS IS AN IDIOT, you need anger management noob

Extreme Power WheelsExtreme Power Wheels
Jul 04, 2009 2:36 PM
NICE teh kittyz

Van Blocks HydrantVan Blocks Hydrant
Jul 04, 2009 7:50 AM
first of all the hydrant wasent RED, second the idiot cant park that close to the curb in the first place, third, well thats in the getto neighborhood so who cares

Dog Plays DeadDog Plays Dead
Jul 04, 2009 7:47 AM
common play dead is too old, teach it english

Hollywood Earthquake TapedHollywood Earthquake Taped
Jul 04, 2009 7:46 AM
lol celeberties arent invincible after all

Extreme Power WheelsExtreme Power Wheels
Jul 04, 2009 7:45 AM
powerwheel 200 dollors, conversion 300 dollors .. id rather get a real car

Beware Of This DogBeware Of This Dog
Jul 03, 2009 7:50 AM
like gargoyle on churches

Semi Takes Curve Too FastSemi Takes Curve Too Fast
Jul 03, 2009 7:48 AM
i wish this would happen more often. im on the hiway at 70 mph in my car and truckers come zooming pass me im thinking, "damn, and i thought i was going fast"

Cop Harasses News CrewCop Harasses News Crew
Jul 03, 2009 7:44 AM
fckn ROOKIE cop, a mexi no less. its a public area which filming is LEGAL!

Crazy Game Show MomentsCrazy Game Show Moments
Jul 03, 2009 7:40 AM
2:12 smacks it with that @$$

Watermelon MaskWatermelon Mask
Jul 02, 2009 6:53 AM
dude run down to the 98cent store and get a mask

Soccer Ball JugglerSoccer Ball Juggler
Jul 02, 2009 6:51 AM
such control over the feet can really own in soccer

The Great Orlando WheelThe Great Orlando Wheel
Jul 02, 2009 6:49 AM
the economys going down the tubes and we got tax dollors building giant ferris wheels

Flying SquirrelsFlying Squirrels
Jul 02, 2009 6:47 AM
whats with guzer and squirrels

Little Truck Strange AccidentLittle Truck Strange Accident
Jul 01, 2009 7:44 AM
if that thing was a transformer it must be a pretty wimpy looking after it transforms

Squirrel Eats A LemonSquirrel Eats A Lemon
Jul 01, 2009 7:42 AM
thats the fattest squirrel ive ever seen

Slumdog Price Is RightSlumdog Price Is Right
Jul 01, 2009 7:41 AM
i thought i saw bob barker

Garage Scare PrankGarage Scare Prank
Jul 01, 2009 7:34 AM
afterwards prankster got the living shit kicked out of him

Duck Says HelloDuck Says Hello
Jun 30, 2009 8:45 AM
GTFOMF get the f** outta my face

Basketball Trick ShotsBasketball Trick Shots
Jun 30, 2009 8:44 AM
nice ranged shots but cant jump too high can he

Awesome Creek JumpersAwesome Creek Jumpers
Jun 30, 2009 8:41 AM
naruto ninja trainning

Whatever GirlWhatever Girl
Jun 30, 2009 8:40 AM
ZOMG, future drama queen

Cat RaveCat Rave
Jun 29, 2009 10:53 AM
orange "SPINNING ROUND KICK" black #2 "SHORYUKEN" black #1 "TATSU MAKI SEN PUU KYAKU"

Curry And Rice GirlCurry And Rice Girl
Jun 29, 2009 10:48 AM
everytime i play this song i have to take a couple of gulps of pepto bismol

A R A B Rap SongA R A B Rap Song
Jun 29, 2009 10:46 AM
hey man im all for arab raps but lets have a little more variety huh ive still not recovered yet from that curry and rice rap last week

Unbelievable Football Game EndingUnbelievable Football Game Ending
Jun 29, 2009 10:34 AM
4:16 was the only shot they had for a takedown and they blew it

Awesome RC Car DriverAwesome RC Car Driver
Jun 29, 2009 10:30 AM
a skill trait that doesent pay the bills

Needs A Bigger CarNeeds A Bigger Car
Jun 28, 2009 5:46 AM
tall 6 foot plus guy needs a truck

Mas Has A Pet SquirrelMas Has A Pet Squirrel
Jun 28, 2009 5:44 AM
wild squirrels are hard to tame, he got it when it was a baby

Butt Kick KarmaButt Kick Karma
Jun 28, 2009 5:41 AM
ive never been owned by a street sign, then agian i think most people never have

Crazy Alarm ClockCrazy Alarm Clock
Jun 28, 2009 5:38 AM
hey boss, i cant come in to work cause i have a homemade headace

Contortionist GirlContortionist Girl
Jun 27, 2009 9:30 AM
its all fun n games till "crack"

Michael Jackson Dance MovesMichael Jackson Dance Moves
Jun 27, 2009 9:29 AM
RIP MJ you know youre a ledgend when everyone knows your name, much like elvis

Invisible Rope PrankInvisible Rope Prank
Jun 27, 2009 9:27 AM
look more like invisible chainsaws

Elephants Are DangerousElephants Are Dangerous
Jun 27, 2009 9:25 AM
hey butthead wheres bevis

New Boy BandNew Boy Band
Jun 26, 2009 6:10 AM
looks like a mixture between hansen and the jackson 5

Firework To Crotch Stunt FailsFirework To Crotch Stunt Fails
Jun 26, 2009 6:09 AM
he burnt the only tree in his forest

Hockey Player Fights With FanHockey Player Fights With Fan
Jun 26, 2009 6:08 AM
domey wanted a spanking so he squirt

Strange Toothpaste PranksStrange Toothpaste Pranks
Jun 26, 2009 6:06 AM
i didnt see the handfull of toothpaste with the feather to the nose trick

Half EscalatorHalf Escalator
Jun 25, 2009 10:14 AM
lol management got lazy after it broke down

Serious Sand ArtSerious Sand Art
Jun 25, 2009 10:13 AM
i think i like the sidewalk art guy better

Full Court Flip ShotFull Court Flip Shot
Jun 25, 2009 10:10 AM
0:00 - 0:18 only half the people in the room noticed him lol

Stop A Kid From CryingStop A Kid From Crying
Jun 25, 2009 10:06 AM
running the vacuum cleaner will do the trick also

Lowry Bridge Blown UpLowry Bridge Blown Up
Jun 24, 2009 6:29 AM
fck reminds me of the i35w bridge collapse aug 1 2007 in minneapolis

Reverse Car JumpReverse Car Jump
Jun 24, 2009 6:23 AM
"nice knowing you buddy" LOL "i wonder if hes still alive" LMAO

Denied Diploma For Blowing A KissDenied Diploma For Blowing A Kiss
Jun 24, 2009 6:17 AM
he stalled the ceromoney for .05 seconds, the super biotch got pissed for that

Curry And Rice GirlCurry And Rice Girl
Jun 23, 2009 4:23 AM
gwen stefani gonna be pissed

Robot Destroys Washing MachineRobot Destroys Washing Machine
Jun 23, 2009 4:19 AM
cyberdyne systems model 02

David Letterman ProtestersDavid Letterman Protesters
Jun 23, 2009 4:17 AM
these activist must all be unemployed

Gross UrinalGross Urinal
Jun 22, 2009 7:15 AM
holy hell, looks like something out of silent hill

Jungle BrainJungle Brain
Jun 20, 2009 7:40 PM
Beat it in 5 MINS! keep clicking on slot 1 answer and eventually it will be the right one. and it helps in the last level to use them green/blue orbs to slow your opponent down. PWNT!

Skeleton DogSkeleton Dog
Jun 20, 2009 9:16 AM
poor doggie, animal cruelty!

Baby Learns To DanceBaby Learns To Dance
Jun 20, 2009 9:14 AM
simon cowell eat your heart out

One Lap To EarlyOne Lap To Early
Jun 20, 2009 9:11 AM
good luck going from 1st to 6th back to 1st

Crazy Vintage CommercialsCrazy Vintage Commercials
Jun 20, 2009 9:08 AM
LMAO the LIES! if you dont drink wilkins coffee youre gonna DIE!!

Bat Spinning TrickBat Spinning Trick
Jun 19, 2009 6:29 PM
looks cool, but will it hit a home run?

56 Stars On Her Face56 Stars On Her Face
Jun 19, 2009 6:25 PM
must think of an excuse..i know, i fell asleep then when i woke up i hade 56 stars, yea all i wanted was 3, and i wont sue or press charges..that sounds legitiment..yea

Puppy Flushed Down ToiletPuppy Flushed Down Toilet
Jun 18, 2009 5:45 AM
fluoride does have more negative effects then it does positive. its one of many ways the government is trying to keep the "over population" problem under control.

Raccoons In A Vending MachineRaccoons In A Vending Machine
Jun 18, 2009 5:42 AM
you know he took one home to his kids.

Eating Puffer FishEating Puffer Fish
Jun 18, 2009 5:42 AM
you laugh at death, death gonna spank you back sooner or later, if not by this fugu then the next fugu will, its like Russen Roulette.

Wheel Chair Banned From Drive ThruWheel Chair Banned From Drive Thru
Jun 17, 2009 9:05 AM
lol, its the whitecastle down the street from my house. its on rice street and university avenue in saint paul, MN.

Confusing Turn SignsConfusing Turn Signs
Jun 16, 2009 1:52 PM
i'd totally get into a accident on purpose and sue the city.

Confused Mother ChickenConfused Mother Chicken
Jun 16, 2009 1:51 PM
this mother is fightin' prejudice big time.

Deaf Violin PlayerDeaf Violin Player
Jun 16, 2009 1:50 PM
DAMN, sell that sketch and turn it into a full length movie!

Water Plane Crashes At TakeoffWater Plane Crashes At Takeoff
Jun 15, 2009 1:32 PM
i thought i saw a bumper sticker that read "STUDENT PILOT"

Bad Time For An Elephant RideBad Time For An Elephant Ride
Jun 11, 2009 1:47 PM
an elephants equivalent of lingerie

Super Mario ProtestSuper Mario Protest
Jun 11, 2009 1:44 PM
DAMN, i really thought this was real..right up to 1:01 then i laughed my ass off.

The Brick EaterThe Brick Eater
Jun 10, 2009 1:43 PM
takes the saying "go shit bricks" literally, ..and that didnt look like much of a doctor.

Custom Arm SlingsCustom Arm Slings
Jun 09, 2009 1:54 PM
needs one with a dude spanking a monkey

Free TalkerFree Talker
Jun 09, 2009 1:53 PM
lets see, hes missing the brown pedo bear suit.

Low Budget RapLow Budget Rap
Jun 09, 2009 1:51 PM
you think you eminem but you just vanilla ice :)

Robot MaidRobot Maid
Jun 09, 2009 1:45 PM
and the company that will mass produce them will be called cyberdyne systems. this model 001 will be out in 2050, model 101 will be out 2201, and the T100 model will be out 9005.

Force Trainer ToyForce Trainer Toy
Jun 08, 2009 1:44 PM
lol, he said padawan learner.

The Future Of XBoxThe Future Of XBox
Jun 07, 2009 1:03 PM
wannabe nintendo wii inovations.

Soccer Players Bus FlipsSoccer Players Bus Flips
Jun 07, 2009 1:00 PM
lol brazil

Used Car ScamUsed Car Scam
Jun 06, 2009 2:19 AM
if its too good to be true, chances are its not real. common sense people!

Funny Arrest AttemptFunny Arrest Attempt
Jun 05, 2009 3:47 PM
2 cops vs 1 crazy bro and it took them over 3 mins and cant they even cuff the idiot.

A Curious ElephantA Curious Elephant
Jun 04, 2009 1:43 PM
change those panties more often

Classroom RampageClassroom Rampage
Jun 03, 2009 1:37 PM
fck that guy in the black!

29 Year Old With 21 Kids29 Year Old With 21 Kids
Jun 02, 2009 1:59 PM
this is the growing problem these days, overpopulation, and there is no law to stop it..yet /gg

True All Terrain VehicleTrue All Terrain Vehicle
Jun 01, 2009 3:35 PM
lets see, ATV conversion to JET SKI, 2 in 1. standard ATV cost 6,849.00 dollars, standard JET SKI cost 9,499.00. total for the 2 is 16,348.00. add in the conversion mode for 10 thousand and you get 26,348.00 i dunno about you but i'd rather get a nice sports car for that price.

Pink Kitty CatPink Kitty Cat
May 31, 2009 1:00 PM
damn, didnt the kitty had a say in this? animal rights down the drain.

One Annoying Tennis PlayerOne Annoying Tennis Player
May 31, 2009 12:55 PM
stupid stradegy, psych out the opponent with annoying sounds. she psyched herself out and hit a out of bounds.

Catacombs AdventureCatacombs Adventure
May 30, 2009 4:43 PM
Tip: get the axe, get to a corner, most enemies that charge at you dies before touching you.

Hilarious Bathroom SignHilarious Bathroom Sign
May 30, 2009 8:20 AM
sign was made by a women!

Extreme Doughnuts In A CarExtreme Doughnuts In A Car
May 29, 2009 8:44 PM
burned out transmission 800 dollars, new rear tires 300 dollars, for 60 seconds in front of a crowd.

Dead MarshesDead Marshes
May 28, 2009 7:01 PM
"knock, knock, whos there, you SUCK" "sunday drivers'es" "your face burns ass" "filthy hobbite'es" "ungly hobbits'es" "your mother has hairy feet" "cave troll says what" "you reek with failure" LOLS

Dead MarshesDead Marshes
May 28, 2009 6:53 PM
"nice driving stupidist, now try it with your eyes open"! LOLS

Gas Powered Easy ChairGas Powered Easy Chair
May 28, 2009 2:02 PM
would be so much better if it were a toilet bowl.

Incredibly Small Video ScreenIncredibly Small Video Screen
May 28, 2009 2:01 PM
blu tooths and video screen eye patchs are equivilent to a toilet bowl strapped to the ass.

Squirrels Learn Obstacle CourseSquirrels Learn Obstacle Course
May 27, 2009 8:11 PM
..what if..you actually use a real cage at the end..free squirrel pet?

Street Drummer Plays BucketsStreet Drummer Plays Buckets
May 26, 2009 2:16 PM
take that talent and get a real job!

A Really Big LensA Really Big Lens
May 26, 2009 2:12 PM
star trek's captain picard waving at him from the andramada galaxy.

World's Luckiest Rally DriverWorld's Luckiest Rally Driver
May 26, 2009 2:07 PM
#1 Reason why people watch rally cars? "to see someone get killed or to be killed themselves"

The Greater Egyptian JerboaThe Greater Egyptian Jerboa
May 26, 2009 2:03 PM
Ash "ZOMG, a mouse-A-roo! Pokeball GO!"

Video Saves Cab Driver From Assault ChargesVideo Saves Cab Driver From Assault Charges
May 25, 2009 7:05 AM
*** he screwed up bad! should of let the cops take him into custody, go to jail, get a court date, then reveil the evidence of the incident to the judge! legally he can sue for defimation of character at that point.

The Arabian KnightThe Arabian Knight
May 24, 2009 5:32 PM
prince of persa FTW

Cow LickCow Lick
May 24, 2009 5:30 PM
old guy "im chris hanson with datline nbc, have a seat over ther..!! WTF SECURITY!!"

Man Wins Marijuana In Court CaseMan Wins Marijuana In Court Case
May 22, 2009 2:21 PM
legaly able to grow, smoke, (and secretly sell) marijuana. this guy my new drug dealer! (and you know he's always in stock)

Britains Got Talent Poetry GuyBritains Got Talent Poetry Guy
May 21, 2009 5:26 PM
what did he say at 2:02? kept rewinding it but cant make it out.