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Screen Name: JohnnyHacker - (112) Comments PostedMember Since: Aug 14, 2005
i love computers ummmm i love alll kinds of music and idk what else to say lol email? hatemail lol ok i can give you that
JohnnyHacker's Blog Comments:
Girl With Ball Handling SkillsGirl With Ball Handling Skills
Jan 03, 2006 1:36 PM
give that bitch a hacky sack!!

100 People Flash Animation100 People Flash Animation
Jan 01, 2006 1:50 PM
sucks to be them

Cool Japanese InventionCool Japanese Invention
Nov 14, 2005 8:47 PM
this inbention is dumb and so are all the people below me

European Woman VS American WomenEuropean Woman VS American Women
Nov 14, 2005 8:44 PM
fairyangel, your a dumb ass every one is some ones kids NO *** but i would still sleep with them,bitch and your little speach on rape is a load of bullshit dumb bitch

Cool Water Air BagCool Water Air Bag
Nov 14, 2005 5:29 PM
lol yea thats a good one

Funny Mom Jeans SpoofFunny Mom Jeans Spoof
Oct 07, 2005 9:03 PM
ok so that is really ***

Kicked In The BallsKicked In The Balls
Oct 07, 2005 9:00 PM
i think the frist two are fake but then she gets him on the last one idk must be an east coast thing

Skim Boarding VideoSkim Boarding Video
Oct 07, 2005 8:56 PM
im from the best state in the us CA so let me break it down for all of you who are not east coast since im in the navy and got all over the place i know thing like wake boarding is what you do on a lake and skim boarding is what you do at the beach in sunny CA but right now im in VA which sucks major balls cause the more i go east from ca the ***er its gets no joke va is so *** with all there laws at VA beach and the girls are not even that hot its like where are the girls well not in va

Guy Gets Big WedgieGuy Gets Big Wedgie
Sep 27, 2005 12:48 PM
lol thats a funny one

Woman Pulls Boat While Husband RidesWoman Pulls Boat While Husband Rides
Sep 19, 2005 3:05 PM
if i was him i would do the same look at how fat she is

Girls Fight At SchoolGirls Fight At School
Sep 13, 2005 1:01 PM
lol i like the song today was a good day by dynamite hack ohh about 1min and 20 sec in to the song lol i think that fits lol♪♫♪♪♫♫♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♫♫

Cat On The Space ShuttleCat On The Space Shuttle
Sep 13, 2005 12:54 PM
its a cat! who gives a f**!! its a dumb animal why do you people even care? its going to be chinese food as soon as it gets fat so stfu!! and go eat some chinese cat lolol

Women Road Rage VideoWomen Road Rage Video
Sep 11, 2005 8:42 AM
lol there prob liberal lol cause of the "war is not the ancer" sticker lol thats funny cause thats how liberals act lol

Climbers Fall Down A MountainClimbers Fall Down A Mountain
Sep 10, 2005 4:25 PM
who cares?? like my mom always said if you play with fire you get ****ed* up

Golf Club SkillsGolf Club Skills
Sep 10, 2005 4:22 PM
pritty good

Shot With A BB GunShot With A BB Gun
Sep 10, 2005 4:20 PM
Nhilus your ***, you dont know your guns

Rough Plane LandingRough Plane Landing
Sep 10, 2005 4:17 PM
the cap must of fall'n asleep

Funny Restaurant SignFunny Restaurant Sign
Sep 10, 2005 4:15 PM
where is that at i |-|a \/ e to eat there

Cubicle Filled With Packing PeanutsCubicle Filled With Packing Peanuts
Sep 05, 2005 8:45 AM
yea thats pritty lame what would be better would to rig up his set with a shocker where it zaps him when he sits down lmao lol

Funny Chris Rock Comedy VideoFunny Chris Rock Comedy Video
Sep 05, 2005 8:40 AM
lol yea thats a funny one

Woman With Parking SkillsWoman With Parking Skills
Sep 05, 2005 8:36 AM
\/\/0\/\/!! a woman that can park!! i forgot that thay could even get there DL any more lmao

Cop Gets Tazed In The BackCop Gets Tazed In The Back
Sep 05, 2005 8:31 AM
lol so what its only like 50,00V lmao and any one can have one cause its not a firearm lmao so watch out next time little johnny is pointing a spacegun at you lol

Guy Shaves Legs With FireGuy Shaves Legs With Fire
Sep 05, 2005 8:12 AM
man how can you do thet knowing what could happen?

Guy Falls On Bikini GirlGuy Falls On Bikini Girl
Sep 05, 2005 8:10 AM
lol hey you put it out there some ones gunna take it duh! lol

Boys Scare Mom With Night Time JokeBoys Scare Mom With Night Time Joke
Sep 03, 2005 5:13 PM
lkay you are *** she did not have one so stfu!

Girl Fight VideoGirl Fight Video
Aug 30, 2005 4:09 PM
that was really *** thay did not even get the shirts off and one girl looked fat wtf? thay was a lame fight

Breast Feeding ManBreast Feeding Man
Aug 30, 2005 4:03 PM
yea i kinda smiled

Awesome Tiger Woods Golf ShotAwesome Tiger Woods Golf Shot
Aug 30, 2005 4:00 PM
yep yep yep that was a good one

No French Fries Commercial SpoofNo French Fries Commercial Spoof
Aug 30, 2005 3:59 PM
yea thats a funny one

Insane Restaurant StreakerInsane Restaurant Streaker
Aug 30, 2005 3:57 PM
yea that was funny but why did he do it lol just for fun? or did he get a pinkslip buhahahaha lol

DVD RewinderDVD Rewinder
Aug 30, 2005 1:01 PM
just one more reasion we should have guns

Injured Man Hit By VanInjured Man Hit By Van
Aug 29, 2005 1:04 PM
who gives a flying fu*c there arab

Playing Car SoccerPlaying Car Soccer
Aug 29, 2005 12:59 PM
fun fun fun lol

New Back Piercing FadNew Back Piercing Fad
Aug 29, 2005 12:57 PM
hey i am the younger generation and i would never do something like that its fu*king dumb thay should be shot..in the face..twice.. thats why we should not have *** gun laws so we can thin out the herde lol

Bloomin GardensBloomin Gardens
Aug 28, 2005 12:34 AM
thats cool i like this game kinda kool

Redneck Wedding PicturesRedneck Wedding Pictures
Aug 28, 2005 12:31 AM
funny but i think its fack i need to see more then just *one* pic this was a wedding lol

Hummer Launches An Anti Tank MissileHummer Launches An Anti Tank Missile
Aug 28, 2005 12:27 AM
Mother fu*ker, fu*k yeaa!! thats what im talking about lets blow some sh!t up!! yea!

Jet Engine Power DemoJet Engine Power Demo
Aug 28, 2005 12:25 AM
its a jet no DUH!! its going to have some power i dont wont to say what im thinking about ppl right now

Reporter Covers Drug BurningReporter Covers Drug Burning
Aug 28, 2005 12:23 AM
lmao thats funny

Mini Machine GunMini Machine Gun
Aug 28, 2005 12:21 AM
well we do have the right to have guns but what gets me is i can kill a man and go to jail for life i can have a wife and kids die for my god and land all at the age of 18 but i cant drink a beer idk im kinda lost on that one

Funny Fight Club VideoFunny Fight Club Video
Aug 27, 2005 11:54 AM
lmao no srry kmax it was not but i do know a whole bunch of ppl who wish it was :-p oh and BariSaxGuy two words: why not? lmao lmao lol lol ha ha ha

World's Largest WomanWorld's Largest Woman
Aug 27, 2005 11:49 AM
yea she is fake and you are a dumba$$ for not knowing look you prob should stop looking at her boobs for just one sec to see that the shadows dont line up *(fu*k why do I have to show ppl the light, oh but johnny your so smart! no i just have used prog like photoshop to do stuff like this "oh look i can use photos shop to make her small agan") oh yea and there was the largest woman on tv before but.. she did not look like that ughh! some ppl should be shot.. in the face.. twice

Gun Kicks Too HardGun Kicks Too Hard
Aug 27, 2005 11:36 AM
oh snap! face!! oh and no fu*k no one got shot *he just shot it!!* so now i add dumba$$ to you list jpmadman cause u are lol lol lol

Hilarious Haunted TourHilarious Haunted Tour
Aug 27, 2005 11:29 AM
BariSaxGuy & jpmadman are soo *** lol i hope you guys know you sound like real lamers like hardcore it was funny i liked it

Guy Hit With A Golf BallGuy Hit With A Golf Ball
Aug 27, 2005 11:27 AM
man alot of you guys are *** nothing happend to them so stfu!! lol just chill

Play Magic BallsPlay Magic Balls
Aug 27, 2005 8:51 AM
yea it is kinda lame but not as lame as jpmadman hehehehehehehehehhe

Funny Fight Club VideoFunny Fight Club Video
Aug 27, 2005 8:47 AM
jpmadman you must of been the kid who got the sh!t beat out of him lol Alot hahaha

Dancing Breakfast FoodsDancing Breakfast Foods
Aug 27, 2005 8:43 AM
yea what was that all about ??

Guy Hit With A Golf BallGuy Hit With A Golf Ball
Aug 27, 2005 8:39 AM
i would like to see jpmadman hit in the face!

Get With A Robot for FreeGet With A Robot for Free
Aug 27, 2005 8:37 AM
lol thats funny is it here in the US that he did it lol and im shure some dumb b!tch did do him

Tickle a REAL WOMANTickle a REAL WOMAN
Aug 26, 2005 7:13 PM
its funny and for the person below me lol you are soo *** lol

World's Largest WomanWorld's Largest Woman
Aug 26, 2005 5:35 PM
lmao that is soo fack look at the top one on her left leg you can see where the blend tool did not do that good of a job lol but i do love photoshop and its kinda funny but yea 100% f^a^k^e^

Ice Break OutIce Break Out
Aug 26, 2005 5:29 PM
fun fun fun

Motorcycle Tricks Go WrongMotorcycle Tricks Go Wrong
Aug 25, 2005 1:59 AM
thats sucks! hope he is ok

Awesome Sand PaintingAwesome Sand Painting
Aug 25, 2005 1:58 AM
thats cool and it does not look to hard once you get in the mind set of using sand ive see some sand paintings that are better but that one is pretty good

Funny Karate Monkey VideoFunny Karate Monkey Video
Aug 25, 2005 1:55 AM
i loovvee monkeys lmao that is soo funny lol lol

Road Trip PrankRoad Trip Prank
Aug 25, 2005 1:54 AM
lmao lmao i love that one its soo funny and i soo wont to do that to some one lol lol lol

Girl Knocks Out Gym TeacherGirl Knocks Out Gym Teacher
Aug 25, 2005 1:53 AM
if that was me i would of f*cked that b!tches world up!! i dont give a flying f*ck that she is a girl!!

Awesome Underwater BridgeAwesome Underwater Bridge
Aug 25, 2005 1:51 AM
thats cool i like that it kinda looks fake but i do know of a bridge like that so lol

Plane Flies Under BridgePlane Flies Under Bridge
Aug 24, 2005 2:29 PM
oh snap! thats 100% crazyness

Interview Falls ApartInterview Falls Apart
Aug 24, 2005 2:27 PM
lol that sucks for her

Toilet Paper Stuck In Girls PantiesToilet Paper Stuck In Girls Panties
Aug 24, 2005 2:25 PM
yea that must suck and BariSaxGuy your *** you tryed to make a joke your own and its not funny talk about a lamer

The Perfect GentlemanThe Perfect Gentleman
Aug 24, 2005 12:50 PM
YEA! lol thats what im talking about he should stomp a hole in her a$$

Scottish DUI TestScottish DUI Test
Aug 24, 2005 12:48 PM
yea thats just a nother good one lol

Tricky Truck Flips OverTricky Truck Flips Over
Aug 23, 2005 5:03 PM
oh snap!

September 11th Tribute - I Miss You DaddySeptember 11th Tribute - I Miss You Daddy
Aug 23, 2005 1:25 PM
im so glad that i joind the Navy and have a chance to help err! it just broke my heart

Water Hose Looks Like PeeWater Hose Looks Like Pee
Aug 23, 2005 1:21 PM
i think he should drink less water lmao that cool and funny

Amazing Vince Carter DunkAmazing Vince Carter Dunk
Aug 23, 2005 1:19 PM
thats really cool wish i could do that lol

Sleepy KittenSleepy Kitten
Aug 23, 2005 1:17 PM
lmao thats me at school

Super Granny VS Purse SnatchersSuper Granny VS Purse Snatchers
Aug 23, 2005 1:17 PM
i did not like it thay could of done alot better with this one 3 of 10 im my book

Animals Want To Get OnlineAnimals Want To Get Online
Aug 23, 2005 1:15 PM
lol i like this one lol

Granny Loses Teeth SkydivingGranny Loses Teeth Skydiving
Aug 22, 2005 2:52 PM
lol thats funny lol

Cat Shaped MountainCat Shaped Mountain
Aug 22, 2005 1:19 PM
lololollolollol i love cats lol

Kid Crammed Between ParentsKid Crammed Between Parents
Aug 21, 2005 3:42 PM
lmao fun fun fun!

Balance Beam CrashBalance Beam Crash
Aug 21, 2005 3:40 PM
dam! that sucks hope her back is ok

Funny Italian Condom CommercialFunny Italian Condom Commercial
Aug 21, 2005 9:09 AM
lmao that was very funny lol i may have to try that one..

Race Fans Diaper ChangeRace Fans Diaper Change
Aug 21, 2005 9:07 AM
yea ok what was the point of that??

Awesome Pool Shooting VideoAwesome Pool Shooting Video
Aug 21, 2005 9:05 AM
lol are these guys in the US?? that is soo cool lol

Great Soccer Save By GoalieGreat Soccer Save By Goalie
Aug 21, 2005 9:03 AM
lol yea that is cool one more good one lol

Alien ClonesAlien Clones
Aug 21, 2005 9:02 AM
thats a pritty cool game i like the way you walk pritty ez to control and play good job

Moon Walking BirdMoon Walking Bird
Aug 20, 2005 8:19 AM
yea i like that one it funny

Horse Kicks ManHorse Kicks Man
Aug 20, 2005 8:17 AM
dam! i feel srry for that guy

Sweet Girl Fight VideoSweet Girl Fight Video
Aug 20, 2005 8:15 AM
yea im with steve o pritty ***

Whale Jumps On A Man In A KayakWhale Jumps On A Man In A Kayak
Aug 20, 2005 8:13 AM
that was pritty cool lol

Guy's Friends Set His Feet On FireGuy's Friends Set His Feet On Fire
Aug 19, 2005 3:18 PM
that guy is pritty ez going for not getting mad for getting his feet set on fire at 2:33am lolololololololol

Vegetarian Fur CoatVegetarian Fur Coat
Aug 19, 2005 3:14 PM
sweet! thats kool

Super Fast Motorcycle VideoSuper Fast Motorcycle Video
Aug 19, 2005 3:13 PM
ok so we know its in kph so what is that im mph? well thats still a top speed of 185.16861503940 mph which is the same as a ferrari 456 m \/\/()\/\/ johnny your so smart!!

Man Ran Over By Car After StuntMan Ran Over By Car After Stunt
Aug 19, 2005 3:04 PM
umm your soo dumb the ending is when the video stops duh!! thay dont "cut out" as you say thats the point to make you use that thing called <^>i*m*a*g*i*n*a*t*i*o*n<^> i hate it when ppl are so dumb

Hood Scoop Sucks In Hot BabeHood Scoop Sucks In Hot Babe
Aug 19, 2005 1:19 PM
that girl was NOT hot at all she has NO butt and she looks kinda chubby and her hair is soo ulgy like to the tenth power but that was a cool car :-p

All Your Base Are Belong To UsAll Your Base Are Belong To Us
Aug 19, 2005 1:12 PM
yes!! thats what im talking about total dos to the whole world buhhahahahhahah

Stairway To Heaven Played BackwardStairway To Heaven Played Backward
Aug 18, 2005 10:52 PM
hey thats cool :D

World Record Motorcycle JumpWorld Record Motorcycle Jump
Aug 18, 2005 10:45 PM
way to go thats soo cool

Small Car Is Very FastSmall Car Is Very Fast
Aug 18, 2005 10:43 PM
thats funny i like that one

Girls Fight With Slaps On ContestGirls Fight With Slaps On Contest
Aug 18, 2005 12:47 PM
yea thay must need drug money

Guy Knocked Out By Tire SwingGuy Knocked Out By Tire Swing
Aug 17, 2005 3:27 PM
yep that cool lol and hey there guys of corse there not going to help each other out oh and the guy is not out he is rolling on the ground

Copy Machine GirlCopy Machine Girl
Aug 17, 2005 3:24 PM
lol yea thats funny and all but there is no way the copy machine could do that even if its the best paper ever

The World's Smartest ManThe World's Smartest Man
Aug 16, 2005 1:03 PM
hey what ever happend to the one night stand?

Little Boys Scared By Flash MovieLittle Boys Scared By Flash Movie
Aug 16, 2005 12:58 PM
lamo i just had to watch it agean lol the kids got soo Owend!! lol and for all the ppl who think its mean go get a life if there dad wont to do that to them then he can "but oh johnny its not PC" well idc i love it!!

A Real Texas LimoA Real Texas Limo
Aug 15, 2005 9:19 PM
wow good job on the pic it looks really good who ever did that did a good job :-D