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Screen Name: DirecTVguy - (37) Comments PostedMember Since: Nov 28, 2005
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NFL Player Knee To The BallsNFL Player Knee To The Balls
Nov 16, 2006 7:19 AM
I saw this clip about 100 times on the news and there was only 1 reporter who actually pointed out what the player later said in an official statement. That while his actions were unnacceptable, it was an equal "retaliation" to having the same thing done to him (at least he thought). If you watch closely you will see that about 3 seconds before he knees the guy, the other guys knee does in fact come up an inadvertantly catch him in the groin first!

Burger King GameBurger King Game
Nov 16, 2006 7:11 AM
It's not fake. They are making several "mini-games" that are playable on Xbox. It has been advertised at their stores for about a week now.

Grandmas Fight With PursesGrandmas Fight With Purses
Oct 16, 2006 7:17 AM
Id say the one on the left owned her!

My Cubicle SongMy Cubicle Song
Aug 25, 2006 8:51 AM
Hillarious song, well sung. If he had the talent of a professional singer he wouldnt be doing parodies you jagoff. Just enjoy it for what it is.

Must Have Direct TVMust Have Direct TV
Jul 31, 2006 9:11 AM
trust me, some people will go to any length to protect their precious house. i have installed dishes on backyard sheds, tree stumps, fence posts, old cars on blocks, and hundreds of other strange places!!

Fire FighterFire Fighter
Jul 18, 2006 8:40 AM
easily one of the worst games yet.

Best Dog TricksBest Dog Tricks
Jul 16, 2006 9:31 AM
This guy was chosen to do another performance last night on "Americas Got Talent" again and totally tanked. The judges hated it. Should have stuck with the first one.

Slots GameSlots Game
Jun 08, 2006 8:22 AM
***. i had bought 3 pictures when i hit the jackpot for 500. The next picture is her facing you with a big sign over her that says "in your dreams".

Funny Looking RocketFunny Looking Rocket
May 26, 2006 9:47 AM
and if that isnt bad enough, they do the bit again in Goldmember

Katana In ActionKatana In Action
May 23, 2006 8:57 AM
cant argue with the reflexes and focus. truly awesome. as for the dummys, they were made of straw lol. the right swing with a dull butterknife would get through them. those swords are capable of going through human bone like its butter, lets beef up the dummies!

New Auto DoorsNew Auto Doors
May 17, 2006 9:37 AM
what a useless idea! i could see myself bumping my elbows on the edges every time i walked through as i am a big clumsy swede. and what if a 4 foot tall girl is walking through followed by a 6 foot tall guy?? he has to stop, wait for it to shut, wait for the sensors to measure him, then go. keep working on better cars people!!

Kid Does Amazing Pool TricksKid Does Amazing Pool Tricks
May 07, 2006 10:32 AM
yeah its another trick shot video and yes im gonna chime in again. if i annoyed you last time i will annoy you a lot more this time. these are all ""setup"" shots. nothing more. any one of you typing in this forum would make every one of those shots in just a couple tries if i set them up for you and told you where to aim. basic basic basic shots. not to mention the 4th shot is an illegal shot in just about any competitive league, its called a push and is a foul. there im done annoying yall.

Railroad Pool Trick ShotRailroad Pool Trick Shot
Apr 23, 2006 10:40 AM
Sattelite installation by day, pool shark by night here. 7 time league MVP with the hardware to prove it. This is a BEGINNERS trick shot that makes itself if set up properly and the cue ball is struck with downforce. Not saying somebody who doesnt play can walk up to a table and do it, but somebody who has played for even a year can. There are HUNDREDS of much better much more entertaining trick shots out there. Try to find video of the cue ball being shot into a boot on the floor, thats hard!!

Asian Guy Gets ShockedAsian Guy Gets Shocked
Mar 21, 2006 7:58 AM
might have been entertaining had they been playing with line voltage.

Fall On EscalatorFall On Escalator
Mar 17, 2006 8:11 PM
I think the low frame rate makes it look more fake than real but i seems more real than anything to me. Tried to look for a reason he might fall and he clearly had trouble stepping off at the top and missed. ive done that.

Very Fast PunchesVery Fast Punches
Mar 14, 2006 7:22 AM
Not sure who it is but the discipline is White Tiger Kenpo. Not uncommon speed for striking sequences in that discipline. Check out any movie with Jeff Speakman in it to see more, he is one of the few actors who does not require camera tricks to give the illusion of speed.

Water VaporizesWater Vaporizes
Feb 21, 2006 8:20 AM
The thing that immediately caught my eye is the opening credits. Rich Gannon?? The former Oakland Raider quarterback?? Or just same name? Would be quite a coincidence as he is with a man with the last name "Brown" which is the maiden name of his wife Shelly, daughter of Bill "Boom Boom" Brown also of NFL fame. And the voice also sounded like Rich Gannon the quarterback. I installed DirecTV for Shelly Gannon 2 yrs ago so am very curious. Anyone know??

What Great FriendsWhat Great Friends
Feb 21, 2006 8:13 AM
Is it just me or is the coke photoshopped?? Does not look natural.

Water Instantly FreezesWater Instantly Freezes
Feb 19, 2006 10:21 AM
its not ice, its not even cold. its a gel. have seen several times before.

How To Watch PornHow To Watch Porn
Feb 14, 2006 8:52 AM
The very last guy must have Tivo! Can watch 1 show and record a different show at the same time!!

WWE Ring Falls DownWWE Ring Falls Down
Feb 09, 2006 10:13 AM
I wish Lesner (sp?) could have thrown guys around like that when he tried to play defensive end for us!! lmao

Cop Car Gets StuckCop Car Gets Stuck
Jan 19, 2006 7:27 AM
too funny. as for the 100mph plan i would re-think that as most have video on their dash that would still capture your LP#

Mom Said I CouldMom Said I Could
Jan 17, 2006 6:57 AM
No wonder i never got to do anything.

The CrusherThe Crusher
Jan 17, 2006 6:56 AM
1650

Mortal Combat VideoMortal Combat Video
Jan 15, 2006 9:22 AM
could not stop laughing

Hungry SpaceHungry Space
Jan 13, 2006 8:07 AM
ok, ok, i will be the first one to date myself here. yes its the same game as "shark! shark!" on one of the old 1st generation game consoles. this version is much more challenging though.

Worst Band In HistoryWorst Band In History
Jan 07, 2006 10:08 AM
Is it just me or was the keyboardist using a $5 Casio keyboard like what you buy your 2 year old at Walmart?? Look how close his hands are together! lmao

Snake Bites StomachSnake Bites Stomach
Dec 12, 2005 8:36 AM
Anyone know what species of snake that was? All we have in my parts are small and harmless ones. I'm assuming it was not a venemous breed or at least one that has been de-venomed (not sure what the proper term is for that!)

World Record CatfishWorld Record Catfish
Dec 12, 2005 8:30 AM
Not sure that the average fisherperson goes out rigged well enough to catch a fish like that everyday? They must have had some idea that fish like that were around and had special equipment.

After 9 CoronasAfter 9 Coronas
Dec 09, 2005 6:54 AM
is it just me or is there a "friends" theme in there? Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Anniston, whats he got agaisnt Courtney Cox?

Fat Dog PictureFat Dog Picture
Dec 09, 2005 6:39 AM
I think the owner did try to put him on a diet, and the dog ate him!

Christmas Tree FireChristmas Tree Fire
Dec 09, 2005 6:34 AM
The lesson here being, do not buy a dried out christmas tree?

Christmas Lights Set To Music 2Christmas Lights Set To Music 2
Dec 08, 2005 12:13 PM
Not even close. For me TSO makes xmas music come to life withouth the lights, just plain spectacular with them. The choreography is still very impressive but the overall experience is not there for me.

Lebron James Full Court ShotsLebron James Full Court Shots
Dec 04, 2005 8:10 AM
They had a bit on this on ESPN shortly after the commercial debuted. The sequence of made shots is of course staged, there are handlers just above camera grabbing the ball he shoots then other handlers shooting the ball in on the other end, it took over 100 takes for the shooters to get them all in in sequence. Consequently, ESPN challenged him live to make each of the shots and he did it in less than 5 minutes! Just not in a row like the commercial.

Funny Sounding DogFunny Sounding Dog
Nov 28, 2005 8:11 AM
The dog swallowed a constipated monkey.

Forest Challenge IIForest Challenge II
Nov 28, 2005 8:07 AM
69 on first try. 2 hole-in-one's but also a few ugly holes!! 12 strokes on last hole.

Spice Girl GuysSpice Girl Guys
Nov 28, 2005 7:32 AM
A pathetic attempt in my opinion to become the new "Numa Numa" video. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! lol