Screen Name: BariSaxGuy - (82) Comments Posted

Member Since: Jun 27, 2005

Without a doubt, this guy's got to have "gonads" the size of a basketball. (Speaking of basketball...How 'bour those Spurs!)

Huge Water Balloon Joke
Oct 03, 2005 8:32 AM
I just wonder if these idiots stopped to think about how the girl inside could have been really hurt. That water balloon must have been heavy enough that it took two of them to carry. Think of the physical damage it could have done to the girl inside. 30+ pounds dropping onto a head and spine. I swear, these guys are using their buttholes to think through.

Off Roading Jeep Crash Video
Sep 14, 2005 2:27 PM
I wonder what his "daddy" is going to say about destroying his vehicle? It certainly can't belong to the guy driving it. In order to afford something like that, you'd have to have some type of a decent job with a nice income. Anyone stupid enough to try this stunt certainly would have very little "gray matter", if any in his skull, to be astute enough to have a decent paying job. I certainly wouldn't hire a guy with that mentality.

Women Beat Up Robber
Sep 14, 2005 2:17 PM
Holy Crap! Goes to show ya, you don't want to mess with a bunch of women bound and determined to band together and do what so many would like to do to a thug. I'd like to have seen a video of that. They should send those gals to South Central in L.A. They could straighten that place in nothing flat. Way ta go, gals!!

Husband Comes Home Early
Aug 31, 2005 12:29 PM
I see that spiderman forgot his suit again. He'd better hope that batman will believe him when he says that he had to leave his headquarters to come to the aide of the woman inside so fast that he didn't have time to get into his spiderman outfit. Such is the life of a super hero!

New Back Piercing Fad
Aug 29, 2005 7:44 AM
I wonder how these gals are going to explain this to their grandkids? They (grandkids) will no doubt think that ol granny had marbles rolling around in her head. I doubt if my dear ol granny would even think of doing something like this. oh well, to each his (rather her) own.

Bike Surfing On A Roof
Aug 29, 2005 7:35 AM
A very good stunt. Give the guy credit, he's got nerves of steel. I couldn't do it..never would even try.

Redneck Wedding Pictures
Aug 27, 2005 9:28 AM
i notice that they both look happy and they'll probably still have the same last name. now for the cake, that's not all that bad an idea. i've seen this type of cake before and it was very successful. as for the bride, she shouldn't be smoking in here condition. looking closer at their faces, i do see a family resemblance. really i shouldn't put them down. they are getting married, not like many in their situatin these days. i wish them luck and happiness.

Guy Hit With A Golf Ball
Aug 27, 2005 9:19 AM
I'm sure glad that I'm not a youngster. I know that most of the kids these days have a lot going for them. It's just sad that amoeba-brained idiots like these two weren't conceived in the first place. with a golf club swung like this one was, that ball probable was traveling in excess of 90 mph. what if it would have hit the guy in the head? there would be a charge of manslaughter brought on the other nimbisal. i can't think of enough adjectives to describe these two morons..no i mean "idiots"

Funny Fight Club Video
Aug 27, 2005 9:09 AM
one word: why!!

Hilarious Haunted Tour
Aug 27, 2005 9:06 AM
When are the guys shooting the videos going get enough light on the subject matter? Like so many others, this was way too dark to see much. Besides that, I though it was a stupid video!

World's Largest Woman
Aug 26, 2005 7:57 AM
What can I say? yummy, yummy, yummy, more for your money. Who says that good things come in small packages? Nothing wrong with "big" packages, especaily big packaes like this!

Human Roman Candle Target
Aug 26, 2005 7:53 AM
God's gift of common sense sure wasn't wasted on this guy. this furter exemplifies the (usually incorrcct but in his case, an exception) equasion: "youth = stupidity."

Toilet Paper Stuck In Girls Panties
Aug 24, 2005 9:42 AM
Being the gentleman that i am, i'd politely remove it. then if she got mad, i'd stuff it back up there again. see, it's not hard to be nice.

Scottish DUI Test
Aug 24, 2005 9:37 AM
Just too funny! it's like they all turn into a beauty queen after you've got a snoot full. Maybe he was thinking that he could use the paper sack bit. at any rate, that is a good way to test. if she looks that good, he must be really wasted.

The Perfect Gentleman
Aug 24, 2005 9:32 AM
Oh! I love this one. I don't know how many times I've held a door for a jerket (female for jerk). I think the next time I'm in that situation, I'll do what this guy did. He gets my "hero" vote.

Super Fast Motorcycle Video
Aug 20, 2005 7:50 AM
This guy is obviously an expert cyclest, but not too deep in the common sense department. He's endangering other people's lives. I'm glad that I wasn't sharing the road with him.

Man Ran Over By Car After Stunt
Aug 20, 2005 7:44 AM
While this is a cool stunt, this guy has the brains of a turnip. If he was going to do something like this, he should have had someone holding up trafic. I'll bet he was seriously injured. That oncoming car was hooking it.

Naked Airlines
Aug 04, 2005 1:35 PM
I think the airlines are doing this because too many people are trying to board the plane with hidden contraban on their person. So to be sure that they are clean of the contraban, this is the new attire to be worn (or in this case, not worn)by all passengers. I think I'll book the next flight to anywhere to check it out. anyone want to join me?

Awesome Sand Storm Picture
Aug 03, 2005 7:14 AM
now you've got an idea of what our guys and gals are putting up with over in Iraq besides confronting the bad guyes.

New Inmate Screws Up
Aug 03, 2005 7:10 AM
there'll soon be one less mouth to feed.

Cars Sliding And Crashing On Ice
Aug 03, 2005 7:07 AM
I've seen this all too often. that's why i'm living in south texas.

Chris Tucker Pulled Over
Jul 29, 2005 1:43 PM
how many ways can you spell J-e-r-k? i suppose he thinks his "charm" and "fame" will get him off. these guys are so egotistical and self-centered that it puts a bad taste in our mouths. haul his ass of to jail and see how cool he is in there as some bubba's bitch.

Motorcycle Burnout Gone Wrong
Jul 29, 2005 1:38 PM
this guys, besides being stupid, must be loaded to tear up a cycle tire. they don't come cheap. i wonder who he was showing off for. probably some wanna-be cyclist and/or some chick.

Playing Footsie In Class
Jul 17, 2005 11:01 AM
really funny!! i had a problem trying to decide who crapped themselves..the girl or the guy. it was down her leg and on his shoe. i couldn't tell by their facial expressions who was the craper and who was the crapee. either way, i laughed myself silly. but i didn't crap myself. ha ha ha

Guy Slaps Girl Hard
Jul 17, 2005 10:52 AM
this is about a low-life jerk and low self-esteemed idiot. i feel nothing but contempt for slapping a**hole and pitty for the slapee. what have we come to when physically abusing someone (especially a woman) becomes entertainment? I just don't get it! she' got to have no self-respect what-so-ever and he's got to be a pseudo macho-man. Boo to both of them!!

Garbage Man Surprise
Jul 17, 2005 10:42 AM
this is a tea-total blast. I'd love to do something like that. i'll bet it made collector's day. they'll be talking about this one for years to come. what a great gag!!

Gollum All Thugged Out
Jul 17, 2005 10:37 AM
i do believe this guy(?) is running for office. or maybe he's a contestant on the bachelor tv show. although i've seen a few better looking bachelors, i've seen a whole lot worse. any gal who would be on that show would deserve this guy. go get'em girls!

Man Gets Run Over
Jul 17, 2005 10:26 AM
another good reason to "cool it" with the drinking and driving. needless to say, both the driver and the victom were extremely lucky. the driver with no manslaughter charges and the other guy with his life. the driver must have thought that he was driving a tank as he tried to move the car. to call him an idiot would be an insult to idiotism!

Painting The Porsche
Jul 17, 2005 10:20 AM
So what's wrong with a green porsche? i didn't see any missed spots. the guy did a good job. now the guy's porche will be different than the run-of-the-mill porsche. i wonder if he'll paint the porch to match?

Funny Breast Exam Commercial
Jul 17, 2005 10:13 AM
Pray-tell, are there any openings for this gig? I'd like to submit my application. I do have experience. I'm very gentle and thorough. Call 1-800-so-let-me if you're interested in my application.

Highly Trained Police Dogs
Jul 13, 2005 2:42 PM
These are really well trained dogs. But you know, if we trained attack dogs like that in this country, the perp would take the police to court. and then some soft-hearted liberal judge would screw things up and go easy of the guy. I'm all for what the French have here..don't get me wrong, I'm not pro-French. But credit should go where credit is due.

Skateboarder Danny Way Jumps The Great Wall of China
Jul 13, 2005 2:17 PM
This guy has more courage than I do. That was some jump! I'll bet he'll try it again until he's successful. Good Luck Danny!!

What's Up, Dog!
Jul 13, 2005 10:49 AM
That pooch has it made. doesn't have to drive in traffic, put up with crazy drivers, buy the gas.. Besides that, he looks pretty cool with the high-five and cool shades. He's got his owner trained well.

Huge Landslide Caught On Tape
Jul 13, 2005 10:46 AM
Talk about an eerie sight! Mother Nature is not to be denied her powers. I'm sure glad that I don't live in an area prone to landslides. my part of texas is pretty flat. All I have to worry about is hurricanes.

Punch To Head
Jul 13, 2005 10:40 AM
I guess it doesn't take much to entertian a bunch of idiots! the king of idiots went down with a thud. did i hear some screws bouncing around in his head? there's got to be some loose screws in there.

The Arkansas Stupid
Jul 13, 2005 10:32 AM
True, this guy is a member of the royal court of stupids, but I think he is a real blast! I like his approach to the "stupid" bit. He's got a good friend there as his friend is more worried about him than he is for himself.

Cheating Boyfriend Gets Caught
Jul 12, 2005 12:57 PM
This guy not only put both feet in his mouth, he fixed it so that he'll want to stuff the rest of him in there too. Have to admit, this was a dirty trick to pull on the guy. What would have really have been bad would be if the guy's wife was on the extention. The fickle finger of fate jabbed this guy right in the eye. Bet he'll not get any more "jabs" from the gal ever again. He is lucky though that the wife wasn't on the extention..or was she?

Jumps Off Bridge From Truck
Jul 12, 2005 8:52 AM
I certainly hope this guy knew the depth of the water before he tried a bonehead stunt like that. All he would need would be to hit bottom and kill himself or at the best paralize himself for life with a broken back or neck. Aww to be young and recklessly stupit.

Home Made Flame Thrower
Jul 12, 2005 8:47 AM
Pray tell, what was the purpose of putting this one on? To show kids how to build a flamethrower? to give them ideas? I think this one is irresponsible. Don't we have enough kooks out there without feeding them with more info? Boo on the sender of this one!!

Two Girls Fighting
Jul 11, 2005 7:56 AM
Sometimes you've got to get things out of your system.The girls don't look like they're really hurting each other. I hope that after it was all done that they became friends. That happened to me when I was a kid. The guy I duked it out with turned out to be my best buddy. At the end of the tape it looked like one of the guys watching was going to get into it with someone. Sometimes violence begets violence. Some find it a rush when woman get into a cat fight. Looks like it was happening here.

Tourettes Weatherman
Jul 11, 2005 7:47 AM
Although this may seem funny,Tourette Syndrom is a sad illness. The victoms cannot control himselves. Making fun of this would be like making fun of someonw having cancer, or Parkinson's, or Down Syndrom or M.S. This is DARK humor to say the least.

Courthouse Shooting Caught On Tape
Jul 10, 2005 3:50 PM
This guys has got to be the worst shot in the world. with about 3 to 4 feet away, this guy couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Thank goodness for the lawyer. If it weren't such a serious insident, this would be funny.

New Invention Makes Toilet Paper Obsolete
Jul 10, 2005 1:29 PM
I'm taking orders for them now. But to be only fair, I must tell you that there's only one draw back: you'd have to wait in a very long line to use it. You gals have to wait in line for the pot at restaurants, theaters and other public places. Can you imagine how long you'd have to wait for one of these boys? Now if you send me $59.95 plus shipping and handling, I'll see that you get your own personally autographed seat. But hurry as the supply won't last much longer.

State Of The Art Car Anti-Theft System
Jul 10, 2005 1:16 PM
This one was pretty cool. The chimp sure did a nice number on that punk. I wonder if its owner rents or leases him out? Although I have a kid brother who could do the job. He would be cheaper to feed. The price of bananas is getting pretty high. Yea, I'll use "kid brother". Thanks! I really appreciate the idea.

Skater Jumps Into Crowd
Jul 10, 2005 1:04 PM
You know, it's not the flight through the air that's hard on you. naaww, it's just that sudden stop at the end in a crowded area that'll unwind your clock.

Cell Phone Flirt Gets Busted
Jul 10, 2005 1:00 PM
Now this IS funny. I've known guys who would do something like this. It's a wonder that the babe didnt "deck" the dude. Although, that's a good idea. Maybe you'd like to give it a try. You never know what'll come out of it. A slap across the face or you might just get lucky. Why not take the chance? What's to lose? SMACK!! ouww!

Carpet Man Makes Big Mistake - Smoking Kills
Jul 09, 2005 1:47 PM
this is a really funny one in a sick kind of way. I wonder how the situation would be resolved. What do you do now?

Cool Video - Fold A Shirt
Jul 09, 2005 1:19 PM
Nice demo, but it would have helped if I understood what the h--l she was saying.

Practical Joke On Sleeping Friend
Jul 09, 2005 1:16 PM
This guy's a complete ass! What would have happened if his shot was a inch off? There goes an eye. It's obvious that this guy has the mentality of an amoeba. To wake someone probably from a deep sleep in that manner could be a medical disaster. Heart failure to name but one. I think the guy needs to have his butt kicked to up around his ears. He'd be in the hospital if he'd done that to me.

Girl Breaks Sticks With Butt
Jul 09, 2005 1:06 PM
Now that babe really has a set of jaws. She could really hurt a fella.

Hot Asian Girl - Suck It In
Jul 09, 2005 1:00 PM
Gee! I thought that us men were the only ones to suck it in. This does my heart good to see a hot babe like this on cooling down! I'm now convinced that there is justice in this world.

Car Stuck In Snow
Jul 09, 2005 11:15 AM
These guys are real dips! In the first place, they should have shoveled away most of the snow at the back of the car. Not doing so, they tried to go through the snow barrior adding more resistance to the pull. These guys are dangerous. They must be some of the guys that Jay Leno has on his Jay Walk portion of his show. Yea, these guys are real DIPS!

American Idol Rejects Video
Jul 08, 2005 8:32 AM
What can I say? These kids certainly have guts. But to put themselves up to riticule is a sad affair. Where is the "pride" in one's self? Certainly they realize that they SUCK! Or maybe they just think their just being cool. I guess it's like driving by an accident. It's gorry, but you can't help but look. That's probably what the croud is reacting to. Nevertheless, they still suck.

Wild Wild West - Shootout Game
Jul 07, 2005 9:15 AM
Pretty cool game. It could very easily take up some of my time between my honey-dos.

Huge Sand Storm Picture
Jul 07, 2005 9:13 AM
That is really a frightful sight. It reminds me of a science fiction movie. Looks like dooms-day. Anyway, you have to support and respect our troops over there as they face also this type of danger. This could be a time that the bad guys over there to make an offensive attack. Scary!

Woman Falls Through Bubbles
Jul 07, 2005 9:00 AM
This would make a cool screen saver. I think I'll try to use it.

Horn Connected To Brakes - Practical Joke
Jul 07, 2005 8:56 AM
Now this took some ingenuity. What a great gag! I'd love to have been there riding with the guy and observe his reactions.

Photo Copy Of Butt - Caught On Tape
Jul 07, 2005 8:50 AM
Why is everyone so hard on this guy? All he wants to do is make a personal "boss' day" card for his boss. It's just too bad that he's been eating so many krispy kream doenuts. I wonder who and/or if anyone helped the guy out? Maybe next year he'll have someone do an oil painting of his rump for the boss. Now that would show real class!

Cursing Preacher - Gene Scott
Jul 06, 2005 3:25 PM
This preacher(?)reminds of an old timer called Daddy Grace. He used to tell the people to reach deep into their pockets and throw their dollars into the air. What went up belonged to the Lord, what came down belonged to Daddy Grace. The wierd part is that they all would throw their money into the air. He was a really slick preacher. I think this guy is in the same catagory. Only this guy has a toilet mouth.

Man Drops A Grenade
Jul 06, 2005 11:14 AM
if these stupid idiots want some dangerous action, they could join our guys in Iraq or Afganastan. I'm sure the USMC could use some replacements. Well, maybe not. Idiots aren't welcome there. I'd hate to have one of these two clowns watching my back. idiots!

Scorpion In Butt Crack
Jul 06, 2005 11:08 AM
One word: IDIOT!

Water Balloon Prank Video
Jul 06, 2005 11:05 AM
There is a good bit of humor in this one, but I'll bet there'll be an ass-womping if the guy ever finds out where it's coming from. The joksters would have the guy AND the dog to worry about. As far as I can see, this is a harmless prank that I might have taken part in at one time.

Casual Friday Gets Ruined
Jul 06, 2005 9:08 AM
Really, she's just dressed for her "other" job tonight on the corner of Hooker Street and John Drive. But if I were her, I'd not quit my day job.

Funny Commercial - In Laws Surprise
Jul 06, 2005 7:54 AM
"Ta-Da! Honey, I'm home!" Now that's a kick in the head. What do you think is going through his mind? her mind? their minds? I wonder if his whole body turned red with embar-ASS-ment?

I Can't Dance - Accident Montage
Jul 05, 2005 3:26 PM
Tell me, has someone been following me and my family around with a video camera? Some of those could surely be me and/or my family. Really a riot!

Cool Bike Stunt - Wheel Hops
Jul 05, 2005 1:35 PM
I would never have tried that with my old Schwin bike when I was a kid. But then, my momma brought me up a little smarter..I thnk..!

Funny Bike Racer Fight
Jul 05, 2005 1:16 PM
I'd say the the pusher didn't count on the pushee having his buds close by. At least the pusher landed feet first. I wonder how the pushee made out in the race?

Donkey Wants To Hump Man
Jul 05, 2005 1:12 PM
Someone here is confused. Maybe the donkey thinks the guy has a great ass (pun intended). In any case, this one is hilarious in my opinion.

Skateboarding Fight Video - Skater vs Guard
Jul 03, 2005 2:56 PM
(I'd like to continue..) You can't expect to enforce rules and laws by coming on to the negative. The guard should have used a less threatening tone of voice. And to tell them they were BAD? Well, the kids will certainly try to prove to him that they are bad. Again, negativity produces negativity. This guy needs to find a different kind of job, like maybe counting nuts and bolts in a hardware. Boo on him!!

Skateboarding Fight Video - Skater vs Guard
Jul 03, 2005 2:50 PM
This "guard" has got to be the biggest, class "A" jerk in the world. I don't know what transpired before the clip was shot, but he handled it all wrong. I've delt in situations very similar to what this "jerk" had to face. If he'd approached them is a civil manner and explained why they weren't to use that area to skateboard (safety, liability, danger to others who may be passing by, possible damage to property and so on), I'd be willing to bet any amount that the kids would have cooperated.

Skateboarding Dog
Jul 03, 2005 2:34 PM
I've seen this dog before. But this clip doesn't have it all. The one I saw lasted about 60 seconds and had the pooch really getting with it. He'd pump and glide several times and stear to the left and right dodging obsticals. Too bad this clip didn't show the whole thing. You'd REALL be impressed.

Dirty Underwear - Funny Commercial
Jul 02, 2005 2:23 PM
Naa, you people have it all wrong. Those aren't "skid" marks on his skivies. You see, he's a heave smoker and those are nicotine stains. But only a sniff can really remove any doubts. If it smells like an old used ashtry, then you know it's nicotine. But if it smells like..well,..you know, then it must be "you know". See, it's really simple to figure out.

A Real Dead End
Jul 02, 2005 12:49 PM
This is a good one. With the warped sense of humor that I have, I found this to really hilarious. (I don't use the word "hilarious" loosely.)

Deer Scared By Squirrel
Jul 02, 2005 12:45 PM
The way that deer jumped, they could draw some blood from it and inject it into a basketball center. The guy could win evey jump ball. A good video!

Guy Wants A BJ - Priceless Mastercard Commercial Spoof
Jul 01, 2005 4:12 PM
Like the old saying goes, the kid better give his soul to god because his ass belongs to dad. But this is a roit.

Kid Jumps In Front Of Train
Jul 01, 2005 8:12 AM
When the good Lord passed out brains, this guy thought He said "trains". So he figured that he needed a good fast one. Only his brains would make an amiba look gifted! He better not breed! There's enough stupidity in this world with out him producing more.

Lighting A Fart - Locker Room Fun
Jun 30, 2005 8:12 AM
"Gone" may be right, but I've seen some great ones before that were definately real. I'll bet this guy injested a good bit of cooked cabbage, hard boiled eggs and bock beer to work that one up. It's a good thing that he didn't try this with a bare butt! I've seen some nasty burns when it was done that way.

Prank Video - Vacuum To Lips
Jun 30, 2005 7:52 AM
It looks as though there's going to be some ass kicking soon at this household. But I guess the kid could have vacuumed in worse places, huh?

Deep Sleeper Get's Owned
Jun 29, 2005 9:11 AM
I think this is a "put-up" job. These guys just wanted to video something funny. They're all in it together. No one could do this.. well.. unless they're really stoned. I seen guys pretty well stoned and never have seen them "sleep" through something like the. I think this is a "con" job.

Flexible Grandma
Jun 28, 2005 10:11 AM
Wow! That makes me hurt just looking at it. She's got to be SOME granny. Maybe she could get a job with an NFL team as a kicker. Think so?

Parachute Catches On Fire
Jun 27, 2005 4:06 PM
All I have to say is this guy's got "gonads" the size of basket balls. Speaking of basketball, How 'bout them Spurs?