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Webcam Dance Gone WrongNov 14, 2009 11:20 AM
You pass by the campus and look through the window or something pbc, and they all have fathers, they just never met them.
Insane Snow JumpNov 14, 2009 11:12 AM
They don't make snow in any other color. Any other color would be impure!
Drunk Woman On Train TracksNov 12, 2009 10:16 AM
Hey dumb asses. They were smart enough to realize that they wouldn't be able to get out themselves if they jumped down there. The older you get, the more muscle mass you lose.
A Rigged Up ShowerNov 09, 2009 12:51 PM
More likely the home owner wanted a shower hookup for their 50's style tub.
Skydivers Re-enter AirplaneNov 05, 2009 7:42 AM
Don't know how to tell you this but they went into another plane, not the one they jumped out of. Guess I do know how after all.
Fans Of The FutureNov 01, 2009 3:52 AM
This concept has been around for at least thirty-five years that I know of. (Much longer, I'm quite sure.) It's called the venturi effect and is used in construction and building maintenance every day.
Young Kid Plays Ozzy OsbourneOct 21, 2009 3:13 PM
Ozzy WHO. Oh you mean Sack Blabbeths seed linger.
Cube FieldOct 21, 2009 1:54 PM
I got 5599123457665762826387468376587645873469586348569834659384653649. Beat you by 1
Flu Shot Disables WomanOct 20, 2009 4:05 PM
You said it Watnen. Go ahead and get a flu shot that can only be made from having a sample and then creating a vaccine that takes nine months to test and manufacture. Never mind that it's already mutated into a different strain and made the vaccine useless. Taking a shot for last years flu make perfect sense to me.
Bathroom Smoker OwnedOct 16, 2009 6:01 AM
I'd have the idiot arrested for assault and discharging a fire protection device. Then I'd take the seat next to him when he finally got out of the hospital.
Baby JumperOct 15, 2009 6:16 AM
it's my considered opinion that he's closer to the camera than the babies, ergo jumping beside them.
Making The Stairs FunOct 10, 2009 5:26 PM
Go back in a week and check your statistics again. I'll bet the percentages will be reversed.
Worst Game Of Hide And SeekOct 08, 2009 9:59 AM
Should have really freaked him out by hiding on the other side of the column and moving when he did.
Soda ThiefOct 01, 2009 3:30 PM
My guess is that it's alcohol and therefore kills germs. At least that could be his rationale.
The Lightest SolidSep 29, 2009 6:41 AM
Nuff' Said You government educated socialist pinko f-a-g-s think that ridicule is how to answer someones comment.
Quick Thinking StudentSep 28, 2009 5:17 PM
The teacher should have said, "Why, didn't your mother tell you who your father was?"
Police Can't Chase CriminalsSep 27, 2009 8:00 AM
Logical conclusion. Shoot them. Sounds like Chicago.
1993 Predictions By AT&TSep 23, 2009 8:35 AM
ATT also did things TO Americans. Like laying off 40,00 workers and move their jobs overseas.
Bubble BunnySep 18, 2009 10:27 AM
If it's not soap bubbles it's possible. My children had something like this years ago where the bubbles were some kind if plastic and totally malleable.
Boys Hates Mom SwapAug 31, 2009 7:04 AM
Regardless of his actions or demeanor, just listen to the remarks he is making. Pretty intelligent for a kid his age I'd say. (Even with the bacon comment.)
Thug Beats Up A CopAug 29, 2009 10:48 AM
This conservative thinks he should have 30 seconds to ask God's forgiveness and then go to meet him.
Anjelah Johnson Beautiful NailAug 18, 2009 7:31 AM
Yeah, you need an intellect about as high as a school zone speed limit to think that's funny.
Self Making BedAug 17, 2009 9:15 AM
If your not in the habit of giving guided tours of your bedroom, why bother making it at all?
Mid-Air Collision Over The Hudson RiverAug 17, 2009 9:12 AM
Hey rip. I've already got my quota for the entire year. How's yours coming?
Box PuzzleAug 05, 2009 3:07 PM
Tilt all pieces at a 45 and put square in middle. Top left = dark brown Top Right = light brown Bottom Right = gray
Box PuzzleAug 05, 2009 3:04 PM
Tilt all pieces at a 45 and put square in middle. Top left = dark brown Top Right = light brown Bottom Right = rose
40th Anniversary Of The Moon LandingJul 20, 2009 4:56 AM
You think "The most trusted man in America" would lie?
Road Rage With A CrutchJul 11, 2009 5:55 AM
What gives you, or anybody else, the right to decide how much money someone can afford to pay in fines? The ignorance of your action just means you'll get a ticket too.
Lowry Bridge Blown UpJun 24, 2009 4:24 AM
Fish go to the bathroom in that stuff and you're worried about a little metal?
Raccoons In A Vending MachineJun 19, 2009 4:33 AM
When we were real young my parents took my brother and me to Kentucky to visit our cousins. They had a raccoon in a cage so my brother told my cousin to "punch him in the nose and see if he'll bite". Guess what?
Puppy Flushed Down ToiletJun 19, 2009 4:28 AM
Q. What's the difference between the fluoride put in drinking water, in toothpaste and rat poison? .. Rat poison fluoride is highly toxic, is intended to kill mammals and it does so easily. Fluoride put in drinking water and toothpaste is "chemically identical" to rat poison, but is claimed to "improve" tooth health.
Old People IllusionJun 19, 2009 4:22 AM
So why does the guy on the left have on a dress? Mexican fags?
56 Stars On Her FaceJun 19, 2009 4:06 AM
She claims she only wanted 3 but fell asleep and the tattoo artist just kept on going. I know I always fall asleep when someone is sticking needles in me at a rapid pace.
Extreme Weight LiftingJun 17, 2009 5:29 AM
Yeah, but he's talking about weightlifting not peoples underwear.
Dunk From Free Throw LineJun 03, 2009 6:42 AM
I've done it from the opposite end of the court in-bound line. So has Dr. J. Way before Jordan.
Bus Driver Crashes While TextingMay 02, 2009 6:39 AM
breeann-hope, get a life. Just because you want to harass somebody doesn't mean you should give out their number. A quick internet check reveals that those numbers are in different Washington state cities and neither one is a cell phone.
Apollo 11 UFO EncounterApr 26, 2009 6:39 AM
Unidentified Flying Object, a term that is purposely ambiguous. Not necessarily extra-solar in origin.
Disturbing Pregnant With Gun PictureMar 05, 2009 10:04 AM
He's just saying "Mess with my family and I'll kill you!".
Jockey Gets Thrown Into WallMar 04, 2009 8:11 AM
It's one of the laws of physics. Horse stops, rider doesn't.
Insane MusclesFeb 26, 2009 7:58 AM
He has the same amount of muscles as you. Just better developed!
Creepy Child Abuse CommercialFeb 14, 2009 4:53 AM
Using that logic, everyone's an immigrant with the exception of the first few people in the Garden.
Cat Banned From Post OfficeFeb 02, 2009 5:59 AM
I love small towns too, but I despise cats and anyone who thought this was a newsworthy story.
Peta Banned Superbowl CommercialJan 29, 2009 5:01 AM
The studies also show the the sex is with vegetables.
Horrible 18 Wheeler WreckJan 24, 2009 7:52 AM
Coxythe man. Observant aren't you? The white vehicle came to a sudden and almost complete stop before being rear-ended by the next vehicle.
Train Does Not Scare CatJan 18, 2009 12:55 PM
Speaking on poop. Did anybody check where that cat was sitting. That train came upon him so fast he didn't have time to react and when he left that wasn't a nonchalant stroll
Do Not Try To Run From A CopJan 15, 2009 6:36 AM
Africkan Americans are a myth. They're Americans just like the rest of us.
Truck Takes Out OverhangJan 10, 2009 7:29 AM
The box expands automatically when you get to the bottom, Einstein! Collect your thoughts before you post and make it our business!
Forklift Falls Through TrailerJan 02, 2009 5:57 AM
Come on now. Do you really think that fork lift weighs more than the trailer was designed to hold?
Jeremy Wray Skateboard JumpDec 21, 2008 8:37 AM
Considering professional athletes can jump almost 30 feet it's not so great to jump 10-15. I could jump 8 feet from a standing start when I was 14.
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