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The Sexual Calorie Counter - Funny Stuff

If you are looking to lose a little weight then look no further! This handy chart will tell you how many calories you burn during sex!
The Sexual Calorie Counter

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kmaxApr 26, 2005 6:09 PM
Thats funny! I could think of a few things to add to that list.. How about you guys?

vidiotApr 26, 2005 10:27 PM
It brought a good chuckle--If it were true I wouldn't be overweight!!

jadowApr 28, 2005 9:06 PM
Some excellent ways to burn those calories.

sexxykittycatMay 05, 2005 7:31 AM
this is like the most hilarious thing i've ever seen, i sent this to my friends, and they too were cracking up!

sally6048May 05, 2005 1:58 PM
see guys- there's no reason for you to be overweight!

LKayMay 05, 2005 4:06 PM
Counting your calories!! hahahha

roscelle_05May 06, 2005 3:27 AM
Can i print this out? Got to remember it,you know..Exerting the highest calorie is just funny..

sweetlifesaverMay 10, 2005 5:13 PM
this is funny! laughed my way through this

jenibeanMay 10, 2005 5:54 PM
I need to show that to my hubby!

duckysruleu2May 14, 2005 2:20 PM
very strange yet funny! ill be thinking about that to night!

sally6048May 18, 2005 8:47 AM
thanks- this will be very useful! lol

PierreBloverMay 19, 2005 4:25 PM
now only if it were really i would lose a ton of wieght!

leannJun 14, 2005 10:10 PM
So now I know why I can't gain any weight!! HAHA

jammyjayJun 29, 2005 11:01 AM
solid exercise program

@#$^&*()Jul 01, 2005 4:49 PM
iu didn't get that very well..sex gives you callories?? im telling that to mom and dad!

xbamxgirxJul 01, 2005 5:35 PM
no sex decreases your calories.

tammeeshcaJul 05, 2005 7:01 AM
ok. somebody was bored. this is cute though

YoYoJul 06, 2005 2:25 PM
hahahaha what product does that come on??

KatieWillMacJul 07, 2005 1:41 PM
if only it were that easy to burn calories

nicmacJul 07, 2005 3:45 PM
wow!! i didnt realize you could burn that many calories, now imagine trying everything on that list! i would be skinny! actually i really wouldnt do that, but neat one here

lord_and_masterJul 20, 2005 11:50 PM
hahahahahahahaha screw running i found another way

Stingray505Aug 15, 2005 12:03 PM
Hmm.. i will take this into consideration

thekotterAug 22, 2005 3:15 PM
that is just disgusting and shouldn't be on this site

joelhelibustosOct 07, 2005 5:28 PM
one day i will know if it works or not

MediocreDemonOct 10, 2005 9:13 PM
now i can add this to my exercise calander make sure my wife knocks at the door "i was just excerising see this chart says more if i get dressed with u knocking at my door"

LKayOct 15, 2005 10:47 PM
the best calories ever!! hahahhaha

neroFeb 07, 2006 2:11 AM
the idiots guide in $ex

nossquirrelMar 31, 2006 9:28 AM
lkay..you're burning calories! so it's the best calories burnt ever!

neroJun 18, 2006 12:29 AM
wtf is this from?!

Mad Mike Yo' Knowai'msayiSep 05, 2006 3:56 AM
i didn't see getting a "filty sanchez" from your boyfriend on here! knowaimsayinyo?

joooooeeeellllllllllApr 26, 2007 11:16 PM
thank you for that information guzer! wow 3521 calories if your wife is knocking and you gotta get dressed



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