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    Guzer.com Jokes: Stupid Qoutes 102

    These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

    "That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV

    "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3

    Mark Goodier: What's the name of the company you work for?

    Listener: Mining and Engineering Services. Mark Goodier: So, what kind of work do they do; is it mining and

    engineering services? - BBC Radio 1

    "Marling - unbeaten in her three victories."

    Peter O'Sullivan, BBC2 TV: "Both drivers are fundamentally wearing white helmets."

    James Hunt, BBC2 TV: "A church spire nestling among the trees...there's probably a church there too." - Richie Benaud, BBC2 TV