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    Guzer.com Jokes: Oni Oni

    Oni Oni

    One day a man decided he wanted to be succesful and that he would be most succesful in japan, so after college he moved to Japan looking for an architect job because he was an architect.

    Well he looks around for people looking for architects and he finds this guy that is really rich and lives in a huge mansion, so he sets up a conference with this guy that the Japanese call the Siar.

    Well the man goes to the Siars house and had his interview and the Siar thought he did remarkable work and told him he was so impressed not only did he have the job but he could choose any of his ladies and go to any room in the mansion with her.

    So the man was all excited and he chooses his girl and goes to the room. While the man and the girl he chose are doing their thing the chick keeps yelling "ONI ONI ONI!!" The man thought this meant something good or pleasure, so he continued on.

    The next day the Siar invited the man to go play golf. On the first hole the Siar got a hole in one. The man thought to himself "well this is something good and I know that word ONI maybe I can impress him even more by saying it." So he says to the Siar "ONI ONI ONI ONI!!"

    The Siar turns and asks "what do you mean wrong hole?"