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    Guzer.com Jokes: A Little Girlfriend Fun

    This boy just takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

    "What? You're crazy???!!!"

    "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

    "No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."

    "At this time of the night no one will show up.."

    "I've already said NO, and NO!"

    "Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it too.."

    "NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

    "My love.. don't be like that.."

    At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in nightgown with hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will comedown and give the guy a blow job himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"