Sandra and Cindy were talking about Sandra"s Friday night at the local pub.
Sandra was saying, "...and then the creep said, 'Why don't we play carpenter? We'll both get hammered; then I'll nail you'!"
Cindy replied, "Oh, gross! What did you say?"
Sandra answered smugly, "I said, 'No, thanks! You didn't bring enough wood'."
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