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    Guzer.com Jokes: Honest Definitions

    ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

    CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

    CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

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    INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

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    YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

    WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.