[Login] [Register at Guzer Free]
Categories:
  • HOME
  • Funny Video Clips
  • Flash Games
  • Funny Pictures
  • Other Videos
  • YouTube Videos
  • Photo Collections
  • Flash Animations
  • Just Jokes
  • Top Rated Stuff
  • Site Info:
    Guzer Icon for your desktop

  • Login
  • Register Here
  • Submit Content
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Help & Support
  • Weekly Newsletter
    Receive our most popular video clips sent to your inbox weekly.

    Your Name:


    Your E-Mail:


    Top Videos:
    Will Ferrell as Bush
    Star Wars Little Girl
    Hair Dryer Prank
    Baby Sings Hey Jude
    Spanking News Blooper
    Young Rock Star
    Dog Afraid of Cat

    Top Pictures:
    Cute Army Squirrel
    Meet The Twins
    Big Scary Cat
    Guys And Dogs
    Cute Kitten Cup
    Wanted Criminal Search
    Porcupine Babies
    Male Optical Illusion

    Top Games:
    Pepsi Pinball
    Play MS Pacman
    Design Your Own Car
    Raft Wars
    Dune Buggy
    Free Mahjong Solitaire
    The Bowman Game

     

    Guzer.com Jokes: Cannibal Programmers

    Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.
    During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees."

    The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

    Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

    The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"

    A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner!"