[Login] [Register at Guzer Free]
Categories:
  • HOME
  • Funny Video Clips
  • Flash Games
  • Funny Pictures
  • Other Videos
  • YouTube Videos
  • Photo Collections
  • Flash Animations
  • Just Jokes
  • Top Rated Stuff
  • Site Info:
    Guzer Icon for your desktop

  • Login
  • Register Here
  • Submit Content
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Help & Support
  • Weekly Newsletter
    Receive our most popular video clips sent to your inbox weekly.

    Your Name:


    Your E-Mail:


    Top Videos:
    Will Ferrell as Bush
    Star Wars Little Girl
    Hair Dryer Prank
    Baby Sings Hey Jude
    Spanking News Blooper
    Young Rock Star
    Dog Afraid of Cat

    Top Pictures:
    Cute Army Squirrel
    Meet The Twins
    Big Scary Cat
    Guys And Dogs
    Cute Kitten Cup
    Wanted Criminal Search
    Porcupine Babies
    Male Optical Illusion

    Top Games:
    Pepsi Pinball
    Play MS Pacman
    Design Your Own Car
    Raft Wars
    Dune Buggy
    Free Mahjong Solitaire
    The Bowman Game

     

    Guzer.com Jokes: Blonde On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

    Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

    The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

    Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

    Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

    Is it........

    A-Robin

    B-Sparrow

    C-Cuckoo

    D-Thrush

    Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

    "I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

    No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

    Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

    Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

    (ringing)

    Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

    Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

    The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

    There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

    Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

    A-Robin

    B-Sparrow

    C-Cuckoo

    D-Thrush"

    Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

    Barbara: "You think?"

    Maggie: "I'm sure."

    Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

    Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

    Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

    Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

    Barbara: "It is."

    Regis: "Are you confident?"

    Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

    Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

    Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

    (clapping)

    That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

    Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."