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    Guzer.com Jokes: Supermodel Wisdom

    ON COURAGE
    "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind."
    -- Cindy Crawford

    ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE
    "Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage."
    -- Carole Mallory

    ON POVERTY
    "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery."
    -- Beverly Johnson

    ON FATE
    "I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that."
    -- Christie Brinkley

    ON PSYCHOLOGY
    "I loved making 'Rising Sun'. I got into the psychology of why she liked to get strangled and tied up in plastic bags. It has to do with low self-worth."
    -- Tatjana Patitz

    ON ARRIVING
    "Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take."
    -- Kathy Ireland, star of 'Alien From L.A.' and 'Danger Island'

    ON CAREER CHOICES
    "My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian."
    -- Paulina Porizkova

    ON PRIORITIES
    "I would rather exercise than read a newspaper." -- Kim Alexis

    ON GEOPOLITICS
    "Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament."
    -- Jerry Hall

    ON INNER STRENGTH
    "I love the confidence that makeup gives me."
    -- Tyra Banks

    ON DEATH
    "Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it."
    -- Cindy Crawford

    ON TRAVEL
    "I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care."
    -- Tyra Banks

    ON BREAKTHROUGHS
    "Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball and modeling."
    -- Gabrielle Reece

    ON EPIPHANY
    "I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought."
    -- Christie Brinkley

    ON HEREDITY
    "My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
    -- Beverly Johnson

    ON THE BASICS
    "It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout."
    -- Cheryl Tiegs

    ON INTRODUCTIONS
    "I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself -- it's eerie."
    -- Christy Turlington

    ON COURTSHIP
    "The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby."
    -- Fabio

    ON PARADOX
    "Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone."
    -- Tatjana Patitz

    ON THE CONSERVATION OF MATTER
    "I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."
    -- Claudia Schiffer

    ON TRAGEDY
    "The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles -- but I had on thick tights underneath."
    -- Naomi Campbell

    ON INSTINCT
    "If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers."
    -- Carol Alt

    ON THE CASTE SYSTEM
    "We're not Prince Charles and Princess Di. We don't think of ourselves as royalty. We happen to be working people."
    -- Christie Brinkley

    ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS
    "I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all over them."
    -- Cindy Crawford

    ON ECONOMICS
    "I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
    -- Linda Evangelista

    ON ZEN
    "When I model I pretty blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work.
    -- Paulina Porizkova

    ON LOGIC
    "I think, If my butt's not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn't be too big for me."
    -- Christy Turlington

    ON BODY PARTS
    "I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous."
    -- Tyra Banks

    ON BODY LANGUAGE
    "You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight."
    -- Christy Turlington

    ON DEPRIVATION
    "If they had Nautilus on the Concorde, I would work out all the time."
    -- Linda Evangelista

    ON MOTIVATION
    "It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would."
    -- Kate Moss

    ON VERSATILITY
    "I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
    -- Linda Evangelista

    ON THE GRIEF PROCESS
    "When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss."
    -- Veronica Webb

    ON VENGEANCE
    "Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair."
    -- Tasha

    ON BATTING .667
    "I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress."
    -- Cameron Diaz