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| Guzer Archive: Jan 16, 2006 - Jan 31, 2006 |
Computerized Plane Crash Video - This is video footage of the first plane in history to be fully computerized. As you can see from the video it did not work very well.
Jan 31, 2006
Guy Takes A Flaming Drink - At a party some guy decides to light his drink on fire and down it! This dude really is lucky that he did not get seriously hurt!
Jan 31, 2006
Square Bike Wheel - I don't know where this crazy picture is from but it is funny looking. I think junior is going to have a hard time learning to ride on that.
Jan 31, 2006
Hubble Telescope Images - The Hubble Telescope was originally designed in the 1970's and launched in 1990. Hubble orbits 375 miles above Earth, working around the clock to unlock the secrets of the Universe. It uses excellent pointing precision, powerful optics, and state-of-the-art instruments to provide stunning views of the Universe that cannot be made using ground-based telescopes or other satellites.
Jan 31, 2006
Fur Elise Scanner - For some unknown reason some guys program their scanner to sound like Fur Elise by Beethoven. Its pretty cool because I did not know you could program a scanner. :)
Jan 31, 2006
Pick A Good Partner - This funny commercial just goes to show that you need to be careful who you pick as a partner. I would say they both got owned at the end.
Jan 31, 2006
Rocket Bike Game - Very sweet motorcycle racing game. Take the jumps, miss the oil spills and try to win the race. The graphics and sounds in this game are very well done.
Jan 31, 2006
Basketball Shoe Car - Cool picture. A car that was made in the shape of a basketball shoe. I wonder if that thing actually works. And if so is it street legal? :)
Jan 30, 2006
Fat Kid Fights Skinny Kid - WARNING: Language - Video of what looks like an after school fight. Of course the person holding the camera was moving all over the place so the video is a little shaky.
Jan 30, 2006
Cell Phone Mouth - If I had to pick one word to describe this video it would have to be Goofy! Some guy puts his whole cell phone in his mouth! Whats up with that?
Jan 30, 2006
90 Year Old Stands On One Finger - A 90 year old martial arts master can stand on one finger while leaning against a wall. They seem to be very proud of it but I don't really see what the point is.
Jan 30, 2006
Machine Gun Granny - Tell me have you ever seen a grandma like this one? In her spare time she likes to get in a little target practice with a machine gun! :)
Jan 30, 2006
Vince Carter Backboard Dunk - Professional basketball player Vince Carter does an awesome slam dunk in a game! He throws the ball off of the backboard to himself and dunks it!
Jan 30, 2006
Daffy Jumper - In this game you play Daffy Duck jumping from a plane. The goal is to make him land on the bullseye. You have to jump and pull your chute at just the right time.
Jan 30, 2006
The Playboy Kid - Introducing the Playboy Kid! This little boy is getting an early start on his career as a girl chaser. He probably got the playboy magazine from his dad.
Jan 29, 2006
Asian Robot Dance - The Asian guy in this video does some cool robot dance moves. Most people who do the robot kind of do the same old moves but this guy does some unique stuff!
Jan 29, 2006
Cats Watch Tennis - Here is a cute cat video for all the girls or guys out there who like that kind of stuff. This group of cats look like they are watching a game of tennis.
Jan 29, 2006
Car Drives Off Cliff - Wild video clip of a car driving off of a cliff. The car falls some 200 feet down and lands right side up. This is totally amazing!
Jan 29, 2006
Cool Guns Being Fired - This video is basically just some different types of guns being fired. The video gives an up close view of each gun as it is fired. The coolest gun is the one that looks like a knife.
Jan 29, 2006
Is This A Happy Marriage - Funny video! This clip shows a couple who has just gotten married. They get to their hotel room to start their honeymoon and things get crazy!
Jan 29, 2006
Franky The Fish - Play Franky the fish. To grow big and strong you need to eat all the fish that are smaller than you. Be careful not to touch the ones that are bigger than you though.
Jan 29, 2006
New Diet Coke Flavor - Looks like Coca-Cola has come out with a great new flavor! So if this were real how many of you would want to taste it? Great photoshop'd picture.
Jan 28, 2006
Drug Dealer Tries To Run - WARNING: Language - Cool video where a suspected drug dealer tries to run away from the police but does not get too far. You deal drugs, you get owned!
Jan 28, 2006
Fast Race Crash - Short video clip of a race car crash. It all happens so fast that the driver did not have any time to react. Let's hope he was ok after this horrible crash.
Jan 28, 2006
Asian Girl Kicks Guy In The Balls - OK, this video is just crazy! A slim Asian girl kicks a guy in the balls over and over. This guy is just nuts for letting her do this!
Jan 28, 2006
Long Jump Video - Check out this cool long jump video. It looks like they finally found a way to speed up the event a little bit. :)
Jan 28, 2006
Truck Hits Tree - WARNING: Language - A group of guys have a big weekend all planned out when they decide to do a little off roading. The tree that they run into puts a damper on their plans.
Jan 28, 2006
Parking Zone Game - The object of this game is to drive each car to the parking zone of the same color. You click on a car to make it cross the bridge to the parking zone.
Jan 28, 2006
Cool Car Interior - I think they went a little too far in pimping out this vehicle. All that orange shag carpet inside would make for a freaky ride. Does anyone like the way it looks?
Jan 27, 2006
Dead Deer Prank - Super funny prank video! A television show ties a fake deer to the hood of a car and makes it talk to people who walk by. This funny video is really great!
Jan 27, 2006
Shopping Car Off Roof Stunt - WARNING: Language - Here is another stupid stunt that was caught on tape. This kid thought it would be cool to have his friends push him off the roof of a building in a shopping cart. He ends up with a broken arm!
Jan 27, 2006
Cool Drifting Compilation - A nice video compilation of cars drifting. Most of the drivers in the compilation have some serious driving skills. Some of the cars in this vid are pretty cool too.
Jan 27, 2006
Tiger Woods At Two Years Old - No wonder Tiger Woods is the best golf player in the world! He has been playing since he was two years old. This video shows him going on a TV talk show at two years of age.
Jan 27, 2006
Karate Hot Pan Trick - This video is funny. A Karate guy hits a hot pan and his assistant is supposed to throw the water on his hand if he needs it. Lets just say he needs to get a new assistant.
Jan 27, 2006
Mastermind Game - Can you guess the color sequence and the order in only ten tries? Just drag the colored balls into the empty spots to give it a try. You will have to be smart to beat this game!
Jan 27, 2006
Cool Mouth Fountain - Now that's what I call a unique fountain. Props to the person who came up with the design and to the person who snapped this picture.
Jan 26, 2006
Bike Stunt Compilation - WARNING: Language - Awesome video! This bike trick compilation video shows all kinds of tricks on all kinds of bikes. This is extreme sports at its best!
Jan 26, 2006
Failed Skate Rail Grind - When it comes to extreme sports I guess some people have what it takes and some don't. It looks like the kid in this video doesn't.
Jan 26, 2006
Smashing Melons - WARNING: Language - You have heard of the band called Smashing Pumpkins but have you ever heard of smashing melons? Well watch this crazy video to see guys trying to smash a melon with their head!
Jan 26, 2006
Monster Truck Crash - Video from a monster truck race. One of the trucks goes out of control and crashes big time. Listen to the crowd when he crashes. They love it!
Jan 26, 2006
Voodoo Beer Commercial - This beer commercial is pretty entertaining. A woman gets mad and tries to use voodoo to cause her ex some pain. It does not work out to well for her though.
Jan 26, 2006
Undead Assault - Cool flash game. Make your way through the game killing all the undead creatures with your sword. See how many points you can score.
Jan 26, 2006
Funny Beer Ad Picture - Here is a funny and clever picture from a beer ad. I wonder if he really chopped through those bottles or if the picture is fake.
Jan 25, 2006
Navy Seal VS Chimp - A Navy Seal and a chimp race through an obstacle course. The chimp is really smart because he goes through the course and does a good job of it.
Jan 25, 2006
Funny Bush Iraq Update - Here is a funny clip from the David Letterman show. It is an update on the Iraqi war given by President Bush. It must really stink to have your every word under the spotlight all the time.
Jan 25, 2006
Karate Masters Breaking Stuff - Cool video of Karate masters breaking all kinds of stuff. They break boards, ice, concrete blocks and more. I wonder how many hand and foot injuries they get learning to do this?
Jan 25, 2006
New Way To Charge Cell Phone - This man has invented a new way to charge your cell phone. The only bad part is that it looks to goofy to wear outside the house. :) I wonder if he has sold any of those things?
Jan 25, 2006
Awesome Inline Skate Video - WARNING: Language - Video of inline skaters grinding rails, taking jumps and doing cool tricks. Watching these guys makes me wish I could skate like that. :)
Jan 25, 2006
The Bugs Are Coming - Easy flash game to play. Just move your mouse around to keep your bubble thing away from the bugs. The more bugs you dodge the bigger you grow.
Jan 25, 2006
Motorcycle Training Wheels - Now check out this motorcycle picture. It looks like someone has been trying to learn to ride using training wheels. Maybe they will be able to take them off one day soon.
Jan 24, 2006
Chicken Head - WARNING: Cartoon Blood and Violence - The chickens are running around all over Grandma's farm and it is almost time for dinner! You have 30 seconds to kill 12 chickens.
Jan 24, 2006
Sexual Harassment At Work - Totally funny video about sexual harassment in the work place. This funny little clip shows you how to have sex with your co-workers and not get in trouble. :)
Jan 24, 2006
Funny Terrorist Names - Here is a funny bit that was done on Saturday Night Live. They act like the department of homeland security and read off a long list of terrorist names.
Jan 24, 2006
British Hooligans - This video is about British hooligans acting crazy. The video is mostly made up of wild street fight scenes. I would not want to be in the middle of that stuff.
Jan 24, 2006
Surprise Winner - I don't know what the game is that they are playing but I think you will be surprised by the outcome. I know I was. Anyone know what game this is?
Jan 24, 2006
Needs Spelling Help - Funny sign at a restaurant. The person who made this sign really needs to take some spelling lessons. The manager of this restaurant should be more careful who he lets make the signs. :)
Jan 23, 2006
ZYRX Memory Game - Fun and challenging game. All you have to do is look at the pattern in the top left hard corner and memorize it. Then click those same dots on the main game area. It is harder than it sounds!
Jan 23, 2006
Wrestler Hurts Neck - Wow! This wrestler slips while jumping off the top rope and lands on his neck. If his neck was not broken then it must have been hurt pretty bad.
Jan 23, 2006
Young Guys Fight - WARNING: Language - Fight video that looks like it took place at school. They are not strong enough to seriously injure each other but they sure give it a try.
Jan 23, 2006
Mustang Burnouts - Video of a 2005 Ford Mustang burning out, drifting and just overall driving crazy. I hope he saved up his money for some new tires.
Jan 23, 2006
Mysterious Hand Injury - Funny commercial. These two construction workers work around wood and metal all day so that must be how they injured their hands right?
Jan 23, 2006
Crazy Convertible Van - It looks like these people wanted a new convertible and could not afford one so they took off the top of their family van. What a funny looking vehicle.
Jan 22, 2006
Run Run - I found this game very fun to play. All you have to do is jump over the obstacles by using the up arrow or the space bar. It does get harder as you go along.
Jan 22, 2006
Touch Nissan Truck Commercial - Here is a great commercial for Nissan trucks. If they could really make their trucks that tough the Army would be using them instead of tanks. :)
Jan 22, 2006
Cool Pen Spinning - If you get bored at work or school just grab a pen and try some of these tricks. It takes a lot of time and practice to do them like this guy does.
Jan 22, 2006
Two Rally Crashes - Here is some good video footage of a couple of rally car crashes. At least no spectators got hit like they do in a lot of rally car crashes.
Jan 22, 2006
Bull Jumps Wall - If you are going to tease an animal do not be surprised when they attack you! The bull in this video got so mad that he jumped over a wall to get to the crowd.
Jan 22, 2006
Double Parachute Malfunction - WARNING: Language - The guy in this video is lucky to be alive today! He had not one but two parachute malfunctions on the same jump! His main chute got tangled then his reserve got tangled.
Jan 22, 2006
Huge CD Stack - Now this is a huge stack of Cd's! I wonder how many Cd's they had in that stack and how much they all cost. In the end they probably all fell down.
Jan 21, 2006
Battlefields Game - Use the arrow keys to move your tank and press and hold the mouse to fire. To make points you shoot everything that moves. Good luck!
Jan 21, 2006
Guy Breaks Monitor - The idiot in this next video needs to get a job then he will understand that neither monitors or money grow on trees. He probably lied and told his dad he dropped it.
Jan 21, 2006
A Guys Dream - This is a very strange commercial. They think that a guys dream is to have his very own... well just watch it and see for yourself.
Jan 21, 2006
Wild Motorcycle Stunt - This really is an amazing stunt that this guy does. The truck and the motorcycle have to break at the same time so the guy will fly right over the top without being hurt.
Jan 21, 2006
Remote Control Plane Crash - WARNING: Language - Cool video footage of two remote control airplanes crashing head on into each other. The crazy thing is that they are the only two planes in the air at the time.
Jan 21, 2006
Couch Scooter Taxi - OK, this one is really hard to describe. This is video footage of some type of scooter taxi where the passenger rides on a couch. Now that is what I call engineering.
Jan 21, 2006
Snow Party - Someone put a little time into making all these snowmen. It looks like they are having a good time partying and playing poker or something.
Jan 20, 2006
Crack Shot - You are a big game hunter and your job is to shoot as many game as possible. You can shoot anything you want except white swans. Do not forget to reload using the space bar.
Jan 20, 2006
Drifting With Lunch Trays - WARNING: Language - A group of guys put lunch trays under the back tires of their car and start spinning out. It is actually pretty cool because it makes the car spin around easier.
Jan 20, 2006
Skiing In Florida - Funny video clip sent in by someone from Florida. Since they do not have any snow there they just ski down a mountain on their shoes. It seems to work pretty well.
Jan 20, 2006
Ragging Out A Car - WARNING: Language - Crazy video of some guy flipping a car over and over. This dude must be in training to be a stunt driver for the movies or something. :)
Jan 20, 2006
Funny Animal Crossing - Now this is one way to reduce roadkill. I guess the animals got tired of seeing their families killed so they finally got smart.
Jan 20, 2006
Back Flip Off Building - If this guy keeps doing crazy stunts like this without any safety gear he is going to die or be seriously hurt. Lucky for everyone he made it this time.
Jan 20, 2006
Dog Drinks From Toilet - Funny picture of a dog getting a drink of water from a toilet. After this he probably went and gave his owner a big lick in the face!
Jan 19, 2006
Busy Burger - Try your hand at running a burger joint. You definitely want to go through the tutorial to learn how to run all the machines or you will never make it.
Jan 19, 2006
Fireworks Man - WARNING: Language - Insane video of a man who takes playing with fireworks to the next level! He is safely wrapped up in a suit made of tin foil. It must have taken a long time to wrap him up so good.
Jan 19, 2006
Making Fun Of Magician Backfires - Some kid at a party gets up on a table and starts to make fun of the magician that is performing there. As you will see he is the one who ends up looking stupid.
Jan 19, 2006
Jets Fly By Super Low - Awesome video footage of some jet planes doing a super low fly by! Do not miss the end because the last one is the lowest and fastest of them all.
Jan 19, 2006
Man Needs A Bigger TV - The man in this funny commercial has to get a bigger TV. I don't think this is going to save him though because she will probably just smash the TV with a bat or something. :)
Jan 19, 2006
Cop Car Gets Stuck - This cop car will not be chasing anyone until a tow truck comes by to pull him out. If I ever see a cop stuck like that I will drive by at about 100 MPH since he can't do anything about it. :)
Jan 18, 2006
Quick Shot Game - Shoot some hoops on line with this flash basketball game. You can get some practice at your free throws without ever leaving your computer.
Jan 18, 2006
Woman Police Officer Shot In Face - A Cincinnati police officer is expected to be OK after she was shot in the face during a traffic stop. The bullet fired at Officer Christine Holtman during a traffic stop went through the visor of her hat, broke her glasses, and grazed her right cheek. It left a three-inch gash on her face. Stitches were needed to close it.
Jan 18, 2006
Racer Takes Bathroom Break - Crazy video clip! The video seems real but I don't know how it could be. I don't know any racer that would stop like this in the middle of a race. Anyone know where this vid is from?
Jan 18, 2006
Boy Trains Elephants - Cool Pepsi commercial. This boy has a special talent for working with elephants. Well that is, until something goes wrong.
Jan 18, 2006
Smallest Helicopter - Amazing video of the world's smallest working helicopter. It is actually only a remote control helicopter but still very amazing to watch. I like the part where they have the hamster next to the heli.
Jan 18, 2006
Bike Jumps Then Flips - This guy does a couple of nice jumps on his bike. Then I guess he gets over confident or something because his third jump does not work out so well.
Jan 18, 2006
Plane In Power Lines - Wild picture of an airplane that was trapped in some power lines. We do not know the whole story so I wonder how they got the plane down.
Jan 17, 2006
The Crusher - Funny flash game. Have you ever held your fingers up and acted like you were crushing someones head who was standing in the distance? Thats what this game is all about.
Jan 17, 2006
Parachute Proposal - This is a terrific commercial. If any of you guys out there are thinking of asking your girlfriend to marry you here is a very cool way to do it. :)
Jan 17, 2006
Bike Wheel Breaks On Jump - If you are going to take on a bike jump like this you might want to make sure your bike is up to the challenge. This guy makes the jump but his bike can't take it.
Jan 17, 2006
Mom Said I Could - Here is one of the funniest commercials I have seen in a long time. A little boy does all kinds of crazy stuff and always has permission from his mom. Super funny ending!
Jan 17, 2006
Onboard A Super Kart Racer - A super kart racer took a video camera on board during one of his races. It does not seem like they are going that fast when you watch them from the stands or on video. But from this perspective it seems like they are flying.
Jan 17, 2006
Keyboard For Men - Ok guys you know this picture is so true. These really are the only two things that guys want to use the computer for. Hey what else could you need?
Jan 16, 2006
Star Fighter Fury - In this game aliens have invaded the earth and it is up to you to save the world. Grab the red fire power icon but everything else is bad.
Jan 16, 2006
Bull Picks Up Car - The power of this bull is amazing. He gets mad and picks up the front end of a car. I would not want to be in his way when he is this mad!
Jan 16, 2006
Goldfish Do Ballet - I did not know you could train goldfish to do tricks but thats just what they do in this video. The goldfish follow the mans hands around. Very cool stuff.
Jan 16, 2006
Army Helicopter Crash - Very clear and up close footage of an army helicopter crash. It seems like everyone could have made it out OK. One of the guys actually bails out and runs out of the way.
Jan 16, 2006
Natures Puzzle - Neat little video clip that shows a puzzle right out of nature. It would be fun to try to put one of those back together.
Jan 16, 2006
Car VS Train - Some guy tries to drive over some railroad tracks and his car gets stuck on the tracks. I guess we all know who wins when a car vs. a train.
Jan 16, 2006
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