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| Guzer Archive: Nov 16, 2005 - Nov 30, 2005 |
Fire At Will - This is one of the best shooting target practice games we have ever posted. The backgrounds are all real life photos which is much better than a cartoon background. Great shooting game.
Nov 30, 2005
Dog In A Sweater - Here is a cool pic for all the dog lovers out there. This hound dog is looking cool in his stylish new sweater. It looks like he is having fun cruising around in the truck.
Nov 30, 2005
Space Parachute - This video is unbelievable! It is a discovery channel video about a man who rode a balloon up into space then parachuted back down to earth. Totally amazing video.
Nov 30, 2005
Car 360 Flip - Video of an amazing car crash that was caught on tape. The car does a complete 360 degree flip in the air.
Nov 30, 2005
Kicked In The Face - WARNING: Language - A group of guys are acting like they are beating up on one of their friends when he starts to cry and scream. He gets really mad and starts screaming and asking who kicked him in the face. The funny part is that it does not look like anyone kicked him in the face.
Nov 30, 2005
Card Trick Flip - The guy in this video does a really cool card trick. He shows a particular card then he throws the deck in the air and catches that same card while he is doing a back flip. Nice card trick video.
Nov 30, 2005
Robber Throws Coffee - This extreme video clip shows a robbery taking place in a gas station. The robber throws a hot cup of coffee in the ladies face then grabs the money and runs. I am happy to say that he was caught.
Nov 30, 2005
Tanks Game - A cool tank army game where you battle it out with another tank. You can pick from several types of terrain then try to blast the other tank away.
Nov 29, 2005
Funny McDonalds Sign - A funny McDonalds sign that says they are hiring losers. Someone must have had a little fun changing around the letters on the sign. I wonder if anyone went in to apply?
Nov 29, 2005
Go To Prom - I dont know what song this is or what band does it but the girl in this video sure makes it funny. About half way through she is joined by a dancing grandmother! This is too funny!
Nov 29, 2005
Dirt Bike Hit Twice - Extreme video of a moto cross racer who not only crashes but has another bike land on top of him while he is trying to get up. Luckily he seems to be ok.
Nov 29, 2005
Eminem Freestyle Video - Here is another video of rapper Eminem free styling at a radio station. He sure comes up with some bizarre lyrics! I guess thats why he is famous though.
Nov 29, 2005
Sucker Punch Fight - Watch the fat guy in this video. He is all smiles then without warning he sucker punches the skinny guy and starts beating the heck out of him! That fat guy really deserves to have his butt beat big time!
Nov 29, 2005
Stewies Package Video Clip - Funny video! This video really had me laughing. Stewie from the Family Guy stuffs his shorts with a bottle to improve the look of his package. :)
Nov 29, 2005
Shooting Fish - Try your hand at spear fishing without ever leaving the house. Try to get as many fish as you can because you need a certain amount of money to go to the next level.
Nov 28, 2005
Shoplifter Warning Sign - Funny sign warning people not to shoplift. It is not that way in the USA but I have heard of some countries where this is true. Maybe we should crack down on people who steal and they would stop doing it.
Nov 28, 2005
Spice Girl Guys - Check out these two goofy guys lip syncing a song from the Spice Girls. They will probably have a hard time getting a date after this is shown all over the internet.
Nov 28, 2005
I Know Your Password - I dont know why but I got a little laugh out of this video. Some guy tells a kid in an arcade that he knows his password then the kid attacks his camera. :)
Nov 28, 2005
Dane Cook Crappy Jobs - This is a funny bit of stand up comedy that was done by Dane Cook. He is talking about crappy jobs and he tells about the time he worked at a Burger King and his brother was the manager.
Nov 28, 2005
Soldiers Knock Over Porta Potty - Video of soldiers somewhere in the middle east having a little fun. They knock over a porta potty that has someone in it. It is good to see them having a little fun.
Nov 28, 2005
Needs A Friend - Cute video clip of a little boy who really needs a friend to play soccer with. You will never believe the plan that he comes up with to get himself a friend.
Nov 28, 2005
Forest Challenge II - Cool on line golf game. This golf game has nice graphics and sounds. Complete all 18 holes and see how good your score is. Just because you are good at real golf does not mean that you will be good at computer golf. :)
Nov 27, 2005
Pee Friendly Fire - When you hear the term friendly fire this is not what comes to mind. For the sake of all our soldiers I wish this is the only kind of friendly fire they ever had to worry about.
Nov 27, 2005
Cool Christmas Light Display - This Christmas light display is pretty cool! They turn the lights on and off to music. This video must have really taken a long time to make.
Nov 27, 2005
Funny Skateboard Ballet - If the guy in this video goes to his local skate park he will probably catch a beat down from the skaters there! Check out his funny style of skateboarding. It looks like skateboard ballet.
Nov 27, 2005
Eminem Freestyle Video - Here is a video of Eminem in his early days. He is free styling at a radio station. Even if you are not a fan of Eminem you have to say that he is super fast at free styling.
Nov 27, 2005
Unbelievable Save - This is an amazing video! If you wait for the replay in slow motion you will see just how close they really came to flipping over. This is probably the best save of all time.
Nov 27, 2005
Tourettes Weatherman - What an odd career to have when you have a disease such as Tourettes Syndrome. This weatherman really has a bad episode in this clip. This funny video is an internet classic!
Nov 26, 2005
Chain Reaction - This flash game is a nice little time waster. The only object of the game is to see how big of a chain reaction you can start by clicking on the board. If you are really smart you can figure out just where to click to start a massive reaction!
Nov 26, 2005
How To Check A Diaper - A crazy funny picture that shows you how to check a baby's diaper to see if it needs to be changed. I dont think they have to tell us not to stick our hands down there! That goes without saying.
Nov 26, 2005
Photo Booth Prank - Funny video of a photo booth prank. The photo booth tells people funny stuff and catches their reaction on video. They got these people good.
Nov 26, 2005
Funny Cops Chase - This video is totally hilarious! It looks just like a real video from cops or some show like that. If the police really did this kind of stuff I bet the crime rate would be lower.
Nov 26, 2005
Drag Race Crash Video - During a drag race one of the cars has a terrible crash and the whole thing is caught on tape. The angle of the video is not the best but you can still tell that this was a bad wreck.
Nov 26, 2005
Funny Sounding Dog - This dog must have the most unique bark in the world. He sounds like a crying baby or something. He must have something wrong with his voice.
Nov 26, 2005
Koala Lander - Koala Lander is a fun game where you try to collect as many shrimp as you can without running into any of the bad guys. Use the arrow keys to guide your balloon and be careful not to get too close to the ground or you will crash.
Nov 25, 2005
Pepsi Man Drinks Coke - Ahhhh this picture is an internet classic. A Pepsi man sitting in his truck drinking a nice cold coca-cola classic. This guy probably works for coke now.
Nov 25, 2005
Girls In Thongs Get Attention - I don't know if this video was from a TV show or what. Girls with their thongs showing walk around town trying to get peoples attention. Some of the reactions are pretty funny.
Nov 25, 2005
Helicopter Refuel Accident - This is a pretty amazing video. A military helicopter is trying to refuel in mid-flight when the refueling pipe gets cut off. I hope they had a backup plan.
Nov 25, 2005
Why Women Brew Beer - This commercial is both funny and sexy. It tells the story of why women brew beer instead of men. You guys out there will love the hot women in this commercial. Everyone will enjoy the funny ending.
Nov 25, 2005
Cool Foam Trick - This little video is kind of neat. I don't know what chemicals they mix together but it causes a huge amount of foam. Does anyone know how they did that?
Nov 25, 2005
Cell Phone Race - This commercial is based on a cool idea. A couple of guys race their cell phones buy sending messages to themselves. Pretty cool idea but it could get expensive! :)
Nov 25, 2005
Space Bugs - Shoot down the invading space bugs before they run you down! This game is almost just like the classic arcade game called Galaga! This was a fun blast from the past because I loved that game as a kid.
Nov 24, 2005
Marzipan Babies Picture - This picture of babies that are said to be made out of marzipan (sugary paste) has been floating around through email for a while. It took a lot of skill to make these so we thought we would post them.
Nov 24, 2005
Rollerblade Tricks And Crashes - This cool video is packed with rollerblade tricks and crashes. No matter how many times I see it done I am still amazed at how far they can grind on those rails! Of course this video also shows a lot of ball busting accidents.
Nov 24, 2005
Lighting Strikes Car - This video is pretty straight forward. It shows a car that is driving down the road when it is stuck by lighting. I wonder if it shorted out anything on the car?
Nov 24, 2005
Insane Bike Drop - Video of a bike rider with a lot of skill and guts. He drops from a ledge that seems to be at about 20 feet high. He lands on some stairs but that does not cause him to crash. He pulled off the trick perfectly.
Nov 24, 2005
Playing With Matches - Some Asian guys are doing some pretty crazy stuff with matches. They stick them all over their face and then light them. Luckily no one got hurt from this stupid behavior.
Nov 24, 2005
Tractor Pull Crash - At a tractor pull competition one of the tractors cannot stop and crashes through the wall at the end of the arena. That arena looked a little too small to hold an event like that anyway.
Nov 24, 2005
One Soldier - This is a fun war type game where you have to kill the enemy to go to the next level. You use your arrow keys to move and your mouse to aim and shoot.
Nov 23, 2005
Elephant On Laxatives - Picture of an elephant that was given a bunch of laxatives and took a dump on top of his trainer! I would not want to be that guy. He probably had to take 10 showers to get clean!
Nov 23, 2005
Jin The Chinese Rapper - Video from a freestyle rap battle that was on TV. A Chinese guy named Jin was the obvious winner of this battle. I say he totally owned that guy. What do you think?
Nov 23, 2005
Crocodile Bites Car - A small crocodile is hiding under a car and the animal control people have to get him out. Look at the bite he takes out of the car. Can you imagine what he would do to a persons leg?
Nov 23, 2005
Water Ownage Video Clips - A great compilation of bloopers, accidents and people just plain getting owned in water related situations. There are some really funny parts to this video.
Nov 23, 2005
Zombie Suit Prank - A man dresses up in a zombie suit and scares people as they walk through a park. Some people were just a little spooked but some people took off running in fear! Great prank video!
Nov 23, 2005
Crazy Clown Skater - I don't know what to make of this video. It is a little bizarre. A strange looking clown in an upside down suit rides a skateboard.
Nov 23, 2005
Homers Beer Run - In this fun little game you play Homer Simpson and try to get all the beer you can without getting killed by the flaming kegs of Duff Beer. Use your arrow keys to control Homer.
Nov 22, 2005
Girlfriend Remote - Every guy will wish he had one of these at some time in his life. If these things were real we could make girls do whatever we wanted them to! If someone could invent a girlfriend remote they would get rich quick! :)
Nov 22, 2005
Ball Kicking Contest - A radio station has a contest where guys get kicked in the balls by girls to see who can take the most pain. The prize would have to be 1 million dollars for me to enter a contest like this!
Nov 22, 2005
Failed Back Flip - WARNING: Language - A guy tries a back flip and smacks his head hard on the kitchen floor. If you are going to try a stunt like this you should at least do it on carpet.
Nov 22, 2005
Moving Truck On Fire - I don't know how it started but this video shows a moving truck that is on fire. The officials are trying to get the fire out before the truck runs into something. I hope the person who was driving got out before the fire started.
Nov 22, 2005
Funny Pole Dancer - This is a funny video! The girl in this video is nice looking and all but she just cant dance to save her life. If she is going to dance in public she really should take some lessons or something. :)
Nov 22, 2005
Playing With A Fire Bomb - Yet another crazy group of guys playing with fire. These dorks make a fire bomb but it does not explode right away. The guy who ran up to detonate the bomb was lucky he was not burned.
Nov 22, 2005
Cub Shoot 3 - WARNING: Cartoon Violence - This game is only for those who like crazy cartoon violence. You click on the man with the rocket launcher once to drop the cub. Then double click the man to try to hit the cub with the rocket.
Nov 21, 2005
Hurricane Survival Kit - Check out these victims of hurricane Katrina. You might think they would want to take food and water with them but all they need is a raft full of beer and liquor! :)
Nov 21, 2005
British Eminem - Funny video! This video really is a must see. A guy on The X Factor tries to rap like Eminem. The funniest part is at the end when he tries to freestyle but none of it rhymes or makes sense.
Nov 21, 2005
Sofa Blob - We have all seen the blobs that launch people out into the water. This inflatable sofa blob launches a person straight into the wall! Funny ownage video.
Nov 21, 2005
Naked Motorcycle Stunts Crash - WARNING: Language - Wild video of a motorcycle rider doing stunts completely naked! While attempting one of his stunts he crashes big time. Naked motorcycle stunt riding is probably not the best hobby in the world.
Nov 21, 2005
Cool X-UFO Toy - This video shows a cool new type of toy. It looks like a lot of fun. When they turn on its lights it really looks like a UFO. I think I will put an X-UFO on my Christmas list this year.
Nov 21, 2005
Funny Fosters Beer Commercial - This Foster's beer commercial is too funny! A man in the grocery store is staring at a women when he gets the surprise of a life time. Don't miss the funny ending.
Nov 21, 2005
Abba The Fox - Use the post office hang glider to collect the mail from people in the surrounding areas. You must use the left mouse button to control your glider. Be careful to avoid the bees and bees. You can collect the shield for temporary protection.
Nov 20, 2005
Cool Piss Flavor - Crazy picture of some kind of peach flavored drink called coolpis. This is another one that makes you wonder what the marketing department was smoking that day.
Nov 20, 2005
Rodney Mullen Skateboard Video - Rodney Mullen needs no introduction. He is by far the best freestyle skateboarder that has ever lived. We are happy to be able to bring you yet another Rodney Mullen skateboard video.
Nov 20, 2005
One Wheel Motorcycle - Video of a strange one wheeled motorbike. I am sure that thing is not street legal so they better hope the cops dont catch them on it. It looks very cool though.
Nov 20, 2005
Torn Card Trick Video - We do not know who the magician in this video is but he does a great card trick called TORN. He tears the card up then puts it back together right before your very eyes.
Nov 20, 2005
Hot Dogs For Homophobes - Video of a funny sketch that was on the Conan O'Brien Show. Hot dogs for homophobes is funny. They came up with some really innovative shapes for hot dogs.
Nov 20, 2005
Roof Falls In - Some guy is trying to remodel a building when he runs into a little problem. The roof falls in and almost crushes him. Turn up your sound to hear the narrator.
Nov 20, 2005
Angel Run - A nice easy game where all you have to do is use your mouse to keep the little angel away from the devil and his fireballs. It gets a little harder as it goes on.
Nov 19, 2005
One Glass Of Alcohol - This funny picture really cracked me up. Read the caption at the top to really get why it is funny. This guy is supposed to only have one glass of alcohol per day.
Nov 19, 2005
Military Air Drop Bloopers - Nice collection of military air drop bloopers. Shows all kinds of vehicles, equipment and supplies being dropped from planes. This video shows a lot of tax money going to waste.
Nov 19, 2005
Crocodile Bites Bungee Jumper - This video which is fake shows a bungee jumper being bitten by a crocodile. This video was actually a beer commercial that someone edited. I bet a lot of people thought this one was real. :)
Nov 19, 2005
Christmas Pole Accident Video - A group of men are trying to raise a Christmas Pole when it breaks and almost takes them out! They almost had a really bad Christmas! Turn up your sound to hear the funny narrator.
Nov 19, 2005
Bonfire Blows Up - Some crazy men pour tons of fuel on a pile of wood and light it. They used so much fuel that the bonfire exploded! When the camera man turns around at the end you can really tell how big the explosion was.
Nov 19, 2005
Amphibious Car Video - Now this is a cool video! This car can drive on land or on water. These kind of things usually look like military vehicles but this one looks nice. It is the kind of car you would not mind driving around town.
Nov 19, 2005
Bubble Trouble - Cool game where you have to pop all of the bubbles before time runs out. Use your arrow keys to move and your space bar to shoot the bubbles while they are over your head.
Nov 18, 2005
Funny Warning Sign - Funny warning sign that says all survivors will be shot again. I have actually seen signs like this in real life. The thing is you never know when some crazy person may actually mean it!
Nov 18, 2005
Free Running Video - Just when I thought free running was about to get boring these guys come along. They just seem to put some extra moves in there that make it cool and fun to watch. They make me wish I could do this stuff. :)
Nov 18, 2005
Father Gets Home Joke - A short little joke by the same guy who brought us the joke about the cat who always found his way home. I can relate to this because my mom always told me to wait until my father got home. :)
Nov 18, 2005
Kid Hits Head - It looks like a couple of brothers are play fighting when the little one has a run in with a door. The funniest part is the big laugh that the older brother gets out of it.
Nov 18, 2005
Skater Falls Through Roof - A skater falls through a sky-light into a building. This video is set to the music of the game Mario Brothers. When you see it you will know why. It goes perfectly with what happens.
Nov 18, 2005
Funny Aicha Spoof Video - Funny spoof of the famous internet video Aicha that was done by Jelle Buelens a.k.a. Gellieman of Belgium. This group of guys does their own video to make fun of the original Aicha video. If you have not seen the original then you will not get this.
Nov 18, 2005
Hard Sit Ups - I dont see how the woman in this picture could even manage to do one sit up with all that extra weight she is carrying up top! How many people think that this picture is fake?
Nov 17, 2005
3 Wheeled Car - Video of a cool car with only three wheels. It is a cross between a car and a motorcycle. Maybe this is what we will all be driving in the future. I wonder what the gas mileage is like?
Nov 17, 2005
Soccer Play Scores In Own Goal - You dont see this every day in the sport of soccer. A player scores a goal in his own goal! Some people may blame the goalie but I say the person throwing the ball in should have waited until the goalie was ready. What do you think?
Nov 17, 2005
Chinese Food Prank Phone Call - Ok this audio file may sound a bit confusing but once you understand what is going on it is really funny. This is a great prank phone call that was made to two Chinese restaurants.
Nov 17, 2005
Crazy Lip Sync Guys - These two crazy guys lip sync the song Chop Suey by the band System Of A Down. We get a ton of lip sync videos sent in and many of them are just not funny. For some reason these two guys just struck me as funny so here ya go.
Nov 17, 2005
Windows XP Spoof - Fun little flash file to play around with. It is a virtual windows desktop. You can click on almost everything and a lot of the things actually work. There are a lot of hidden jokes and stuff in there to.
Nov 16, 2005
Funny Mens Restroom - Have you ever seen a mens room like this before? They have life sized pictures of women on the walls doing different funny things. One of them even has a tape measure in her hand! What a funny idea this was!
Nov 16, 2005
Chris Haslam Skateboard Video - Awesome video clip of professional skateboarder Chris Haslam. He does tons of cool street skating tricks in this video. One thing I like about Chris Haslam is that he throws some cool jumps into the mix.
Nov 16, 2005
Bike Race Pile Up - One of the riders in a bike race looks at the camera and loses control. Once he falls down other bikes start to hit him and pile up. I bet there were a lot of angry bikers that day.
Nov 16, 2005
Shot Six Times And Lives - WARNING: Extreme - This extreme video footage was caught by surveillance cameras. It shows a hit man waiting outside to kill someone. When he gets his chance he shoots the man six times. Though the man was shot six times he survived the attack.
Nov 16, 2005
Dog Rides Bike - Another funny video courtesy of Japanese TV. This time they have a dog riding a bike. The funniest part is the look on the guys face when he sees the dog. They always have guys looking like they are in complete shock. LOL :)
Nov 16, 2005
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