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| Guzer Archive: Sep 01, 2005 - Sep 15, 2005 |
Funny Baseball Player Statue Picture - This is a funny picture. The baseball player statue looks like he is about to smack that woman who is walking around the corner.
Sep 15, 2005
Cyber Mice - Super Fun Game! You have to use different objects to direct the mice into the cheese. Click GO then drag the objects over and try to guide the mice to the cheese
Sep 15, 2005
Car Catches Fire And Burns - This video lets you see a car catch on fire and burn up from start to finish. I feel bad for the owner who had his car burn up but it is kind of interesting to see what happens when a car catches on fire.
Sep 15, 2005
Soccer Player Hits Nuts On Goal Post - Short video clip of an unlucky soccer player hitting his family jewels on the goal post. Have you ever seen a soccer player hit his balls like this? We did not get to see what happened after this but I bet he was out of the game for a while!
Sep 15, 2005
Mini Crotch Rocket Rides Around Loop - A man rides a mini crotch rocket around an upside down loop. It takes him a few tries but he actually makes it! This is a pretty cool trick that he does on his little motorcycle.
Sep 15, 2005
Glow In The Dark Condom Commercial - Three guys are on a camp out when they hear a strange noise. One of the guys goes to investigate using a glow in the dark condom to light his way. You will not believe what he finds out there.
Sep 15, 2005
Flaw In Kryptonite Bike Locks Video - Some models of Kryptonite bike locks can be easily broken into using an ink pen. If you are going to buy a bike lock from Kryptonite check it first to make sure they have fixed this fatal design flaw.
Sep 15, 2005
Pimped Out Bicycle - This bike must have been on MTV's Pimp My Ride! I have never seen a bike fixed up like this before! They even have a tv screen on the handle bars!
Sep 14, 2005
Dancing Tony Blair - We have all seen spoofs and cartoons having fun with the President of the United States now we can have a little fun the leader of another country! Make British Prime Minister Tony Blair dance with this fun flash file.
Sep 14, 2005
Awesome Keyboard Drum Player - This is not a joke! Watch this video to the end to see that this guy really is awesome! At first I thought he was a dork then when he was finished I was amazed by how good he can play the drums on a keyboard.
Sep 14, 2005
Truck Crashes Into Cars - Video from a safety test that shows the power of a moving truck. Look how it completely disintegrates the first 2 cars that it hits! If you see a big truck coming remember to get out of the way!
Sep 14, 2005
Funny Fountain Fight - WARNING: Language - Ok I think this fight is staged but it is still pretty cool to watch. If it were real the big guy would get up and chase the little guy at the end! Do you think this is real? Please post your comments.
Sep 14, 2005
Off Roading Jeep Crash Video - Wild video of an off roading jeep that flips over and rolls down a hill! I hope the people inside had their seat belts and helmets on!
Sep 14, 2005
Women Beat Up Robber - A group of women are in a beauty school when a man runs in and tries to rob them. They all jump on him and start to beat him down with anything they can get their hands on! Thats what you get if you try to rob people!
Sep 14, 2005
Cute Baby Sleeps With Puppy - Cute picture of a baby sleeping with the family dog. They will probably grow up to be best friends like Timmy and Lassie. :)
Sep 13, 2005
King Of The Hill Game - This cool game takes a little practice but is very fun! You have to learn how to fire the catapults at the enemies who are attacking your castle.
Sep 13, 2005
Mad Weatherman On The Air - During Hurricane Katrina coverage CNN weatherman Chad Myers gets mad at the anchor woman for interrupting him and yells at her on the air! He probably got fired for acting like a baby on live tv.
Sep 13, 2005
Car Crash Suicide Caught On Video - Extreme news footage of a man who takes off when police attempt to stop him for a traffic violation. The police chase the man until he shoots himself and crashes his truck. He did not have any warrants and the police still do not know why he ran. This is a big mystery!
Sep 13, 2005
Awesome Soccer Moves - This soccer video is awesome! Even if you do not like to watch soccer on tv I bet you will love this video of cool soccer moves. I never knew they could do such cool stuff with a soccer ball.
Sep 13, 2005
Girls Fight At School - WARNING: Language - Two girls fight at school. At first they were both doing pretty good but then the native american girl got the upper hand and beat the white girl up pretty good. If you like girl fights you will like this video.
Sep 13, 2005
Cat On The Space Shuttle - So this is what a cat looks like floating through space on the space shuttle. It took him a little while to get his balance but he finally got it in the end.
Sep 13, 2005
Cow Tattooed Stomach - For some unknown reason this fat man thought it would be cool to get a tattoo of a cow on his fat stomach. I feel sorry for the artist who had to do the drawing!
Sep 12, 2005
Play Crazy Castle - The castle is under attack from crazy demons and you have to defend it! Choose your weapon then start clicking to kill the bad guys!
Sep 12, 2005
Freestyle Walking Video - There is a new craze going around called freestyle walking. Freestyle walking is basically where you run around jumping on and off of stuff doing flips, spins and anything else you can throw in there!
Sep 12, 2005
Black Guys Fight At School Video - This fight video is pretty straight forward! Two black guys fighting at school. One guy knocks the other out quick! Good clean fight.
Sep 12, 2005
Police Looting During Hurricane Katrina - Video footage from hurricane Katrina that shows the police looting inside a Wal Mart store! No one cares if people take food, water and stuff they need to survive but when you see people taking tv's, jewelry etc that is just stealing! It is unbelievable to see the cops looting to!
Sep 12, 2005
Ugliest Dog In The World - Video of the world's ugliest dog! To me he kind of looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings! What an ugly dog!
Sep 12, 2005
Truck Runs Through A Trailer House - A truck crashes into a mobile home and you can see the back half of it sticking out. I hope no one was home when the truck came crashing through their living room.
Sep 11, 2005
New Version Of The Classic Game Tetris - Everyone loves a good game of tetris! It has been a while since I played tetris but it is like riding a bike. You never forget how to play!
Sep 11, 2005
Women Road Rage Video - In this funny movie two women drivers unleash their road road on each other in a parking lot. Instead of fighting with their fists these two old girls take their anger out on each others cars.
Sep 11, 2005
Funny Coffee Cup Bud Light Commercial - If you like funny stuff then check out this bud light commercial! They have invented a coffee cup that can get you out of work and give you more time to party!
Sep 11, 2005
Speed Parallel Parking Video - I thought I was good at parallel parking until I saw this video! This driver has got to be the fastest parallel parker in the world!
Sep 11, 2005
Gellieman Aicha Video And Song - The song Aicha was originally done by the group Outlandish. This famous internet video of Aicha was done by Jelle Buelens a.k.a. Gellieman of Belgium. Gellieman is funny and so is the aicha video! The song Aicha is catchy though! Now I cant get it out of my head! Thanks a lot Gellieman! :)
Sep 11, 2005
Super Cop Video - This super cop video clip is crazy! The super cop puts a beat down on three ninjas using his super cool moves! Actually he kind of looks like an out of work porn star! LOL
Sep 11, 2005
How A Blonde Prints - This picture is cracking on blonde's everywhere. This is how a blonde prints a picture off of the Guzer.com website.
Sep 10, 2005
Kick A Field Goal - Another fun game that lets you try your hand at kicking a field goal. I will warn you that this one is not as easy as it sounds. This game actually takes some field goal kicking skills. Try it!
Sep 10, 2005
Mario Theme Song Played With Hands - We have seen the Mario theme song done on a guitar as well as done Acapella by a choir. Now we have it played by some guy using only his hands. He does a good job to be using only his hands!
Sep 10, 2005
Rough Plane Landing - This plane does not crash but it has a pretty rough landing. I hope no one was in the planes bathroom at the time. If they were I am sure they got messy!
Sep 10, 2005
Climbers Fall Down A Mountain - WARNING: Extreme - Video of a mountain climbing accident. A couple of mountain climbers slip and fall down a mountain. I heard that they both made a good recovery from this accident.
Sep 10, 2005
Shot With A BB Gun - So is this what they do for fun out in the country? A guy lets his friend shoot him in the butt with a bb gun! They really need to find themselves a couple of girls!
Sep 10, 2005
Golf Club Skills - I have seen Tiger Woods do this same kind of trick with a golf club and ball. The man in this video does it just as well. I am sure that this is not as easy as it looks!
Sep 10, 2005
Deer Humps Dog - This picture is crazy! A deer is humping a dog and the dog looks like he is about to tear into that little deer.
Sep 09, 2005
Play Tennis Online - Play tennis online! This game has great graphics and sounds. You can select which character you want to be and whether you want to play on grass or clay. If you like tennis you will love this game.
Sep 09, 2005
Exploding Beer Bottle Trick - Now this is a trick I have never seen before. These guys can make a beer bottle explode by putting water in it and hitting it on the top. This looks like a pretty cool little party trick.
Sep 09, 2005
Osprey Helicopter Crash Video - Small bit of video tape footage of a military Osprey helicopter going down. I have read about several osprey crashes that happened recently. I hope the military will stop using these helicopters until they make them safer.
Sep 09, 2005
Awesome Skydiving Video - The skydivers in this parachuting video are extremely talented! They do some things in the air that you would not believe! This wild video even includes Ex-President George Bush parachuting!
Sep 09, 2005
Skateboarder Almost Run Over - This kid is being pulled by his friends car while he is on his skateboard. The skater falls and is almost run over by the car. At the end you see him laughing like it is so funny that he was almost killed.
Sep 09, 2005
Soccer Goalie Scores A Goal - This may be the first time in history that a soccer goalie has scored a goal like this! He kicks the ball the whole length of the field and scores a goal!
Sep 09, 2005
Funny Restaurant Sign - The person who decided what to put on this sign should be fired. They must have not thought about what they were doing at all! Maybe they had just eaten and had gas! :p
Sep 08, 2005
Funny Fart Catcher Commercial - Funny little movie! I have never wanted to save a fart but if you have then this product is for you! This funny commercial is for a new product called Catch N Release that lets you save a fart for others to smell. LOL
Sep 08, 2005
Oil Tanker On Fire - Somehow an oil tanker catches on fire and it is all caught on tape. The fire is so huge that it is unbelievable. If you ever see an oil tanker in an accident get out of the way fast!
Sep 08, 2005
Skateboarder Breaks Arm - WARNING: Gross - This skateboard trick video does not turn out the way this guy wanted it to. He misses the trick and snaps his arm like a toothpick. DO NOT WATCH THIS if you get sick easily!
Sep 08, 2005
Fake Cops Practical Joke - WARNING: Language - A group of guys pose as police officers and order some other guys to get up against the wall. Then they wrap them in duck tape and run away laughing. The joke in this video was probably illegal because they acted like police officers.
Sep 08, 2005
Cool Pen Spinning - When I was in school I would sit at my desk and try to do tricks like this with my pen while I was bored to death in class. The guy in this video has really taken pen tricks to the next level.
Sep 08, 2005
Storm Trooper Ballet Dancer - A photshop of a storm trooper from Star Wars. They gave him a nice pink ballerina outfit. Pretty good photoshop if you are into Star Wars.
Sep 07, 2005
Twiddle Stix Game - Another fun game that is a little hard to explain. You have to move the stick from one end of the pond to the other without hitting the sides. Use your arrow keys to move the stick.
Sep 07, 2005
Criss Angel Magic Trick Video - Well known magician Criss Angel does his teleport trick on a crowded street corner. You can tell that the people standing there are really shocked and surprised.
Sep 07, 2005
Mosh Pit Dancer Gets Kicked - This video is funny, crazy and stupid! A group of guys are doing some kind of crazy mosh pit dancing when one of them gets kicked in the head and knocked out cold!
Sep 07, 2005
AMD Skywriting Ads - AMD, a company based in Austin Texas that makes computer processors hired a team of airplane skywriters to do some creative advertising for them. It is cool to see the planes up close writing the words in the sky.
Sep 07, 2005
Police Car Crashes Into Building - Police are in a high speed chase with a criminal when one of the police cars crash into a building and goes right through it. Luckily the police officer was not seriously hurt.
Sep 07, 2005
Skater Crashes While Trying Flip - A kid at his local skate park tries a flip on roller blades but he does not make it all the way around. He lands on his back and bounces away. He was probably not hurt to bad.
Sep 07, 2005
Passed Out Drunk Haircut - The guy in this picture passed out drunk and his friends gave him a funny little haircut that he will not soon forget. I am sure he had to shave his head after this!
Sep 06, 2005
Cannon Blast - Play a pirate who has to blast the other ships with his cannon before they can blast his. Wait until there is a white circle around the cannon then you can control and fire it.
Sep 06, 2005
Skateboarder Mike Maynard Breaks His Jaw - Professional skateboarder Mike Maynard is in the middle of a video shoot when he misses a trick and slams down hard breaking his jaw. This video clip also shows him doing some cool skateboard tricks before the accident.
Sep 06, 2005
Aerosol Can Blows Up - You know how aerosol cans have a warning on them that tells you not to put them near heat or an open flame? Well this is the reason why. A couple of guys throw a can in their camp fire and it explodes.
Sep 06, 2005
Funny Snow Skiing Ostrich - A crazy little video of an ostrich that likes to snow ski. To be honest I dont know how they did this. At first I thought it was real and now I just dont know. Real or not this video is cool.
Sep 06, 2005
The Gay Soccer Referee - Wow, if this referee were in football I bet he would get creamed by the players! It is funny to watch this crazy acting man doing his job as a soccer ref.
Sep 06, 2005
Robot Cat Device For Injured Cats - This mans pet cat was in an accident and is not able to walk. This prompted the man to invent a little device that allows the cat to move around. It works good but the cat needs a little more practice with it.
Sep 06, 2005
Cubicle Filled With Packing Peanuts - While this person was on vacation his co-workers played a practical joke on him by filling up his cubicle with packing peanuts. I bet he was po'd when he got back!
Sep 05, 2005
Spark Your Neurons - This game really takes some brain power! Jump the pegs and try to remove all of them but one. I could not even come close to beating this game! :)
Sep 05, 2005
Funny Chris Rock Comedy Video - Chris Rock tells us how to NOT get our butt's kicked by the police! This video is a funny comedy bit that Chris Rock did a while back. If this does not get you laughing then nothing will!
Sep 05, 2005
Woman With Parking Skills - Funny little video about a woman with some awesome car parking skills. A couple of guys don't think this woman can fit into a parking spot but she shows them!
Sep 05, 2005
Guy Falls On Bikini Girl - This guy must be desperate for some action! He falls on a girl in a bikini who is laying out on the beach. His face lands right on her butt! I think he did this on purpose. What do you think?
Sep 05, 2005
Cop Gets Tazed In The Back - WARNING: Language - As part of his training this police officer had to take a shot in the back with a tazer. His reaction is too funny! From the way he acts you can tell that it must be quite a shock!
Sep 05, 2005
Guy Shaves Legs With Fire - WARNING: Language - I dont know why this guy is shaving his legs but he has a funny way of doing it. He uses fire to shave the hair off of his legs. Ladies please stick to razors and do not try this!
Sep 05, 2005
Funny BJ Optical Illusion - There is a strange little illusion in this picture. It looks like the girl is doing more than drinking a coke. Do you see it?
Sep 04, 2005
Xraye Game - Super fun game! I love this game though it is hard to describe. Use your arrow keys to rotate the little thingy and turn all the pegs yellow. It starts out easy then gets tough!
Sep 04, 2005
Baseball Players Collide - Most people think of baseball as a pretty safe sport but this video might change your mind. Two professional baseball players crash into each other head first while trying to catch a ball in the outfield.
Sep 04, 2005
Rocket Launcher Kicks Iraqi Soldier - WARNING: Language - This Iraq war video shows an Iraqi soldier in training to use a rocket launcher. The rocket launcher has a powerful kick and knocks the Iraqi down hard.
Sep 04, 2005
What Is That Bad Smell? - Super funny video! This woman smells something bad in her house and wants to find out what it is. You will roll on the floor laughing when you see what is causing the horrible smell!
Sep 04, 2005
Skateboarders Hurt Their Balls - Extreme video of skateboarders trying to slide on rails and stuff and hurting their balls! I was in pain from just watching this video! If you are going to try those skateboard tricks please wear a protective cup.
Sep 04, 2005
Satellite Video Zooms To Earth - Very cool video clip! Satellite video zooms from space down to earth. They get close enough for you to read the famous Hollywood sign in California!
Sep 04, 2005
Amazing Foosball Skills - The people in this video do some awesome foosball moves that I have never seen before. They are probably impossible to beat once they get the ball on their end of the field.
Sep 03, 2005
Baby Eats Dog Food - They say kids will eat anything and it must be true. This little baby is eating dog food right out of the dogs bowl. They should be stopping him instead of taking this picture.
Sep 03, 2005
Surfs Up - Learn to surf without even getting wet by playing this game. Ride the waves and try to do as many cool tricks as you can without falling off of your surf board.
Sep 03, 2005
Skateboarder Trick On Fire - There is a fine line between hardcore and crazy and I think this skater crossed it! He attempts a flip on his skateboard while he is on fire! The trial run for this stunt did not go so good but yet he still went ahead with the crazy skateboard fire stunt.
Sep 03, 2005
Medic Puts Crotch To Players Face - This is one funny video! A crazy medic keeps putting his crotch to the injured players face. This had me laughing hard!
Sep 03, 2005
Man Watches Too Much Sports - Ok guys if your woman has to do this then you know you are watching too much sports on tv! You can tell the man in this video was a complete sports freak because he did not even notice when his woman took the batteries out of his remote for her vibrator.
Sep 03, 2005
Blonde Girl Wrestles A Guy - Some people may think the guy wrestling this girl is a wimp. But I think he was smart to get a fine blonde girl to roll around on the ground with him for a few minutes! What do you think? Did he lose to her on purpose?
Sep 03, 2005
Boys Scare Mom With Night Time Joke - This video clip is freaking hilarious!!! A couple of boys wake their mom up in the middle of the night by holding a stuffed animal in front of her face. She sounds like she might have a heart attack right on the spot. This is some funny stuff!
Sep 02, 2005
Karate Master Almost Kills Student - WARNING: Blood - A so called Karate master is demonstrating his martial arts skills when he almost kills his faithful pupil. Unbelievable video clip.
Sep 02, 2005
Cool Skateboarder Stair Jump - We show a lot of videos where people miss tricks but in this video the trick is perfect. A professional skateboarder jumps down about 25 stairs and nails the landing. I wish I could do that! :)
Sep 02, 2005
Crowded Subway In Japan - Look how they cram people into the subway train in Japan. That does not look comfortable or safe! If they tried that stuff in New York City they would probably get beat down by the subway riders. LOL
Sep 02, 2005
Hard Hitting Hockey Check - Watch as this hockey player gets knocked out by a hard hitting check. If that were football the coaches would have run out on to the field to see if he was ok. Hockey is one hard core sport!
Sep 02, 2005
School Bus Parked Outside A Club - What in the world is this school bus doing outside this swingers club? Maybe they are taking a field trip.
Sep 02, 2005
Reel Gold Challenge - If you like to play the claw machine they have in stores then you will like this game! You are an old miner who has to snag gold nuggets with a claw and reel them in.
Sep 02, 2005
Bottle Shot Off Head With A Gun - WARNING: Language - If you are looking for crazy videos then look no further! It doesn't get any crazier than this one! A guy lets his friend shoot a bottle off of his head with a pistol. The guy could have easily been killed during this stupid stunt.
Sep 01, 2005
Street Thief Breaking Into Cars - WARNING: Language - You will not believe the low life in this video! He goes around smashing into peoples cars and stealing their stuff. People who do stuff like this should be locked away from society! Please post your comments on this kind of behavior.
Sep 01, 2005
Funny Bell Ringer - This is a funny little clip! What is this bell ringer really doing? It looks like he is having a good time with himself if you know what I mean. :)
Sep 01, 2005
Pillow Ambush Knock Out - A man ambushes his friend with a hard pillow hit to the face as he walks out of the bathroom. It looks like the guy actually got knocked out by the pillow. He did not seem mad about it but I would have wanted to beat that guy!
Sep 01, 2005
Bad Porsche Crash - A Porsche crashes during a race and flips over and over about 15 times. The car got smashed up pretty good so lets hope the driver came through this better than the car did.
Sep 01, 2005
Baseball Player Hit In The Nuts - I dont think a free trip to first base is going to make this baseball players nuts feel any better! I bet he will wear a cup next time he is up to bat.
Sep 01, 2005
Extreme Racing - Fast paced racing game where you try to win the race without crashing your race car. Use the arrow keys to control your car.
Sep 01, 2005
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